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Both Sareena and Jade were laughing at the remembrance of the previous night's event.
"I swear Jax was acting like a drama queen when Sonya and Frost told him they have been going at it for almost a year." Jade commented.
"I know. I think those arms of his almost short circuited when they said that up until few months ago it was just sex." Added Sareena
"Not to mention poor Liu and Kung are probably still trying to wrap their heads around the fact those two are in a relationship. By the way how is Sub-Zero handling this?"
"Well he's taking it in stride, but, if I was a betting demon I would say if they started making out in front of him he would probably run towards the Lin Kuei temple. I know I was about run when we saw them drunkenly making out in the middle of Mileena's apartment."
"It's been six months since we found out about those two and I still can't wrap my head around it." Jade firmly stated before there was a knock at the front door of the house. "I'll go answer it."
At the door were three people who Jade never had seen before in her life. One was a Hispanic male in his early to mid twenties about her height that probably weighed a couple hundred pounds but held it well wearing a navy blue polo shirt and a pair chinos. The second was a Caucasian man probably no older then 55 that looked like he could double for Reed Richards with his hair cut and coloring that was exceptionally fit for a man his age standing tall at 6'5 in white dress shirt and black pants. Finally was a Caucasian female in her late 40's or early 50's that even at 5'5 and had a few pounds on her frame could still give a some younger women a run for their money as she wore a yellow sundress that matched her curly blond hair perfectly.
"Now I'm sure we got the wrong house." said the older man as the female of the group glared at him.
"What house are you looking for?"
"We're looking for the Collin's residence." the woman of the threesome answered
"This is it. Who are you looking for?"
"We were looking for Michael."
"Ok he's out in the backyard do you want me to get him or should I escort you there."
"Baby, you can escort me straight to the bedroom." the young male said flirtatiously.
"How about I drop you off in the pool?" Jade stated in disgust before turning around and leading the trio to the back without discussion.
"That's my kind of thing hot stuff." was the reply before the Hispanic man slapped Jade on the ass.
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(Meanwhile)
"Sub, Jax, you do realize you're blocking my view of the pool?" asked Michael while his head was bent down tending to the pork ribs.
"So?" answered the Major.
"I can't see Mileena."
"Well we don't care because there is also something going on that we don't want to see and helping you with the Bar B Q is the perfect distraction from it." Said Sub-Zero with a slight shudder that raised the curiosity of the fire fighter. So taking a quick peak over the pair's shoulders he saw what had them worked up. Frost and Sonya decided to practice one half of CPR while in the pool.
"You two are going to need to get use to the fact that they are together just like everyone that was at the strip club incident has gotten use to me being in love with Gorgeous."
"There's a difference. You and Mileena are a miracle…" Started the Lin Kuei Grand Master.
"Sonya and Frost being together is a sign of the apocalypse." Finished the Major.
"You better not let Sonya hear you say that. Especially after what you said last night while he was passed out."
"What did he say?"
"That seeing Sonya naked was horrible." Michael replied resulting in an incredulous stare from Kori master to one of two C.O.s of the Outworld Investigation Agency.
"What?"
"Are you gay?" When those words left Sub Zero's mouth Michael nearly dropped the tongs he was using. Jax tooken aback by the question was about to let fists fly had it not been for Sareena yelling from inside the house.
"Somebody HELP!!!"
With Michael leading the pack inside he noticed that the humanoid demon wasn't in the kitchen plus there was some commotion inside the front room. Once there he along with Sub Zero and Jax were the first to see the green clad warrior was in the middle of trying to kill someone while Sareena had her arms around her waist and immediately sprung into action. Sub Zero helped Sareena by grabbing Jade from behind while the other two took and arm and begin pulling Jade off her intended victim. Unfortunately Michael and Jax didn't go unscathed as Kitana's best friend elbowed both of them in the ribs.
Now while it only knocked the wind out of Jax, Michael collapsed to his knees hold with his arms wrapped around his mid-section doing everything he can not to cry out from the pain. Once Mileena saw her boyfriend on the floor she immediately went to his aid.
"Are you ok?"
"I'll be fine in a minute. She barely got me."
"Stop acting tough. Kitana, go to our room and in the dresser where I put my clothes there is a bottle with Michael's name on it, get it and bring it to me." The sai mistress ordered the princess and she did the task almost immediately.
"Don't give me that stuff. You know it makes me loopy."
"I'll only give you an half a tablet now because you need it."
"Gorgeous…"
"Don't argue with me." Mileena firmly stated which caused her boyfriend to shut up.
"Damn, Collins, if you keep taking hits like that your ribs will never heal." said a voice none of the warriors except Mileena recognized as Kitana returned with the medicine bottle.
Michael looked up and saw the older male and female standing off to the side, "Chief Morris? Tristan?" he started before shifting his eyes to where Jade was attacking someone. "Montablo. I should have known."
"Jeremy? This makes twice Michael got hurt saving your sorry ass." Mileena started before Michael grabbed her.
"Easy, Gorgeous. Chief, what are you three doing here?"
"Well Montablo called my house last night drunk said he couldn't get into your apartment last night so I was forced to let him sleep on my couch."
"Tristan, how much of that story is true?" Mileena asked.
"Almost all of it. The only part that is missing his that he was drunk too. Jeremy is actually very quiet when drunk so I let him in, but I forced Tim to sleep in the truck." Everyone except Chief Morris and Michael laughed, but the latter didn't because the pain it caused was to much.
"And that's why you're my favorite." Stated the veiled woman before giving her boyfriend the tablet half which he swallowed without drinking any liquid.
"Anyway after this morning we went back to Michael's place where I FOUND THE SPARE KEY, opened the door, and saw the note you left on the table saying he was here with you and some of your friends for a BAR B Q."
"They were to drunk to check the top of the doorway?" asked Michael
"Apparently."
"Umm…" started Liu Kang, "Can someone tell us who are they, why is Jade currently being held by Sareena and Sub Zero, or why does Michael have a prescription for morphine?"
"Well the last one is easy. A few days ago while I was out on a call an old water heater tank was about to explode so I dived pushing Montablo to the ground. Well it blew up while I was in mid air and a chunk of 2 by 4 nailed me cracking my ribs."
"Well it didn't help that you went to work with bruised ribs, Collins. I still want to kill you for not telling me you were hurt and then giving me a cockamamie excuse that your girlfriend's father hit you with a hammer which I still don't believe because that bruise is bigger then any hammer in my toolbox." Said Tim.
"Don't ask." Mileena and Michael said to the others at the same time.
"Well now one question is answered what about the other two?" inquired Kung Lao.
"Can we go back outside first, I need to go back to the grill."
"Oh no your not." said Mileena. "Jax can handle it. I want you to sit down and rest, and don't you even think about saying 'But, Gorgeous'."
"You weren't this concerned when I burnt myself when I started the grill." Her boyfriend pouted
"That was because I was to busy being happy over the fact that I can still stun you when I wear a bikini." she said before leaving her boyfriend swing her hips as she left the room.
"That's why I'm staying single. I don't want to be whipped like you, Michael." stated Jeremy
"Montablo," Michael started, "one no woman would have you. Two, go fuck yourself. And three I'm not in the mood to put up with your crap so keep it up and I'll tell everyone the Vegas, Cancun, and Tijuana stories."
