I'M Hypnotised C2 – Are we there yet?

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Disclaimer: Ok, here's the truth. Dan was a friend of mine until I thought of a idea of a show called iCarly. He then moved to California and made my show a reality. So no, I don't "own" iCarly.

Nobody's POV

The ride to the magic show was uncomfortable for some people.(Especially Freddie.) As the car came to a stop, the four of them climbed out of Spencer's SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle) Freddie was rubbing the back of his head, Sam had a large grin on her face, Carly was looking around for any cute boys, and Spencer looked like he had only woken up a few minutes ago and was dragged through a bush.

"Sam, why are you so mean to me?" Freddie whined.

" Um...because your nerdy and wimpy so it's TOO easy, and it's pleases me to see you in pain. Does that answer your question Benson?"

"Sure does Puckett, sure does." Freddie said sarcasticley.

"Hey guys, have you seen Carly anywhere?" Spencer said worried. The trio looked around and Sam found her by the ticket stand talking to a guy that can only be described as "a bad-boy"

"Found her!" Sam shouted as she pointed towards the ticket booth. " Aww! looks like wittle Freddie-kins's "wife-to-be" has found a better guy! Aww!" Sam said playfully. "If only I had my blue remote right now."

"Yea,yea Puckett. I've stopped my ''weird crush'' on Carly since … after I almost died from a taco-truck."

"Pu-lease! You obsess over her day-in day-out. Always have, always will." Sam said with slight sadness in her voice. "Anyways, the show isn't gonna start in … about half hour. So Benson I hope you brought your wallet. Your gonna buy momma some snacks!"

"Sure Puckett, except this time, I get some popcorn!"

"Nu-huh! Momma doesn't share her food with ANYONE! Not now, not ever."

"Pwease Sam. For your favourite tech-nerd?" Freddie said as he did his best to do the puppy-dog face.

"Stop doing that! It's freaking me out...OKAY! Fine you can share the popcorn."

"Yay! Fuffley, come along" said Freddie as he did his 'Peta voice'.

15 MINS LATER

"Freddinstien! I'm bored!" complained Sam. Since Spencer was talking to hot magicians assistant, and Carly was nowhere to be seen, Freddie was the only person she could annoy.

"Well … you just have to wait don't you. I'm not there magic one here! To entertain yourself have a look around the room, take it all in."

And with that Sam looked at the ceiling for a second and then said,

"Freddinstien! I'm bored!"

"Sam you didn't even look at anything. I'll show you." said Freddie as he pointed towards the ceiling of the octagon shaped roof. He pointed at the stars and guided them with his finger. He showed Sam the ''big dipper'', Sam thought it looked like a large spoon, Freddie chuckled at the thought that all Sam thinks about is food. Sam even found a bunch of stars that looked like meat products. Except one which she was extremely proud of, was the one in the shape of a ham. As Sam left to go to the bathroom, Freddie thought about the rather annoying, and very long trip it took to get here.

Flashback:

"Urgg!" Sam groaned "How long does it take to did to this stupid magic show?"

"Sam, we've only been driving for 10 minutes." Spencer replyed

" And it's just outside Seattle. So we still have a while to go yet." said Carly as she looked out of the window and looked at the stars.

"Well, at least it's not raining. So that's one less thing to annoy me."

As Freddie said that, a smile appeared on Sam's face. Sam nudged Freddie's shoulder.

"Fredweiner, I'm bored!"

"Well, just sit still and find something that entertains you."

A few moments passed and then Sam nudged Freddie shoukder again.

"Hey Fredweiner, Are we there yet?"

"Sam, don't start."

"Fine. Hey, Fredork."

"Yes Princess Puckett?"

"Are we there yet?"

"No Sam, we are not there yet."

"Oh, okay."

10 MINS LATER

"Hey Benson." Freddie groaned

"Yes Puckett?"

"Are we there now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"NO!"

"Okay geez, don't get your pants in a bunch!"

"Whatever."

"Don't whatever me!" Sam said as she smacked the back of Freddie's head, hard.

"OW! Sam! That hurt!"

"Aw, are you gonna go cry to mommy?"

"No, Carly can you please tell this DEMON to stop bugging me?"

"Sam stop bugging Freddie." Carly said with a monotone.

"But Carly, can you please tell the Fred-dorkinstien to quit being a nub!"

"Freddie stop being a nub." Carly said again in the same monotone voice.

A few moments passed as everyone was quiet.

"Hey Fredloser." Freddie groaned in frustration.

"What Sam?"

"Are we there yet?"

End of Flashback.

Freddie then only remembered being hit by Sam for the next couple of minutes. Everything else was a blur to him. As everyone was taking their seats, Freddie sat up straight and waited for the show to begin. You won't get respect, if your back's not erect that stupid rhym that his mom made up get repeating in his head until Sam had come back from the bathroom and punched his arm slightley.

"What was that for?"

"Your arm was on my armrest."

'Please everyone take their seats for the magic show is about to begin!'

Sam and Freddie then stopped squabbling and turned towards the stage where the "so-called-magic" began. Carly then came and sat down followed by a smug-looking Spencer.

"So what's her name?" Freddie asked the joyfull Spencer

"Her name is Matilda and I'm taking her out on Saturday."

"Good job Spence!" Freddie said as he knuckle punched Spencer.

"Shhh! The show is about to begin!" said Carly.

Everyone then did what they were told and sat back to enjoy the show.