RVOON pop's onto the stage, she has bright red hair a labcoat, and is wearing a shirt the say's 'I hate my forehead' with a picture of Tyra Banks on it.(A/N: I don't own Tyra Banks) "Welcome to The Foeprah show (A/N: I don't own Oprah) today our guest is Ino who is obsessed with Sasuke."

The camera switches onto Ino who's wondering how she got there "Sasuke is a worthy obsession to have."

"Oh really, why?" RVOON asks.

"Because, he's cool, and cute and smart, and-"

"and in love with a stripper."

"Exactly, wait, no!" Ino yells realizing what she just agreed about. "Sasuke is'nt in love with a stripper he's in love with"

"Naruto." RVOON says but then feels a glare on her and looks up at Ino "what, they DID kiss, which is more than you can say you've done."

Ino ponders this for a moment before getting an evil glint in her eye "So then, who do YOU think Sasuke will end up with?"

"Honestly, I could care less." She says scribbling things onto her clipboard. "by the way what do you think of Shikamaru?"

"Well, he's lazy, stubborn, and sometimes annoying." Ino Says "But he does have his moments."

"You should go for him, at least you'll have a chance, and a person who'll listen to you."

"What, and give up on Sasuke-kun? Never!" Ino yells, jumping up into a heroic pose onto a bolder that we're not sure when or how it got there.

RVOON sighs "Fine then, I sentence you to the tourture of listening to Barney songs for a month straight, then come back and see me, boy's take her away." As she says this a digimon and that eyeball thing from monster rancher(A/N: Remember that anime? It's been so long, hasn't it?) comes up and takes her away, there are crashing sounds, and a cat yowl heard before it becomes quiet and youhear someone say 'Hello boys and girl's' followed by a 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' and then scilence.

The studio is silent for a moment as everyone blinks and wonders what the hell just happened. "Ok, well, Next time, we deal with Naruto! Bye!" And jumps onto a boat in a river that we're not sure was there thirty seconds ago.