Shadowclone076

For those of you reading this, these theories are in place to make it seem possible. Just for the people who don't know, the cop is supposed to be a bit of me, only we are both still rookies. If you know the Mentalist (show), you'll know what he was like. On to the plot!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but I do own the two characters I created

Beta: Shadownumera

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'When it happened, I somehow retained some of my intelligence, which I now think is how people can learn languages as a baby, they already did, and they just had to remember. (Theories)'

Just as I fell unconscious, I heard what was to be my name, "Ichi".

5-6 years later

I sat there in a mist blue kitchen nibbling on a cookie looking at my mom as she finished the dishes. My dad was an Anbu black op, so I never saw him much.
To say I liked new life would be like asking a turtle if it liked being slow. Being part of a clan meant responsibility and honor. So it made sense for my parents to have started disciplining me from a young age.
Today was my first day in the academy. One could say it should have been exciting, but I only sat in a corner trying to figure out what my thoughts kept returning to.
I had brown, reverse Sasuke haircut, wore a black jacket similar to Kiba's jacket without the fur and baggy black ninja pants with black sandals. Under the jacket was a white sleeveless vest with a pocket on the inside the jacket.
The brooding thing was not usually me, but I needed to figure out why I know so much. Anyone would wonder why they know more than some adults when they are so young.

The school thing was pretty easy, even though I never worked with jusu in my whole life before the academy. I held no interest in stuff involving hiding; I was an attacking kinda guy. I was considered to be an outcast as my family was not a big one, in fact, we were only recently accepted the leaf village. As such, I was also avoided, so I practiced jutsu and came up with my own like that blond kid with his 'questionable' jutsu.
I always trained in the forest as not to be seen, my kekegenkai was not a fun one but it did have its perks.
For one, I can open the eight gates whenever I please, but was told never to do so unless it is absolutely necessary.
Secondly, I could summon special items without the need of a contract or scroll.
As for the drawbacks, if a chakra gate is opened, the person can go through enormous amounts of pain at the gain of power. As for the summoning, it takes a bit more chakra to summon without the use of a scroll.

6 years later

The years were just one long training session to me, but my mind could not drift away from the thoughts haunting my mind. Along the years my father died in duty and my mother soon after from an assassination attempt. My life was their target but my mom, in an attempt to save me from the assassins, opened every gate and easily killed the intruders, at the cost of her own life. As harsh as it sounds, my life went on pretty much the same because my parents were never there anyway. I was (cliché as it might sound) the last of my clan. All I knew was that a man wanted our kekegenkai, and his name was Orochimaru.

The time came for us to be separated into our groups.

"Squad 7, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno,-"Naruto proceeds to jump and praise while Sakura's head hits the table in defeat."-And Ichi Ukemi" The reverse of what just occurred happens again. Naruto jumps up and yells

"Iruka Sensei, why does a great ninja like me have to be in the same group as a slug like Ichi?"
Iruka sensei answers "Ichi had the best scores of all the graduating students, Naruto, you had the worst scores, to create a balanced group, we put the best student with the worst student."
The classroom becomes full of silent but audible laughter. I decide to say something but am cut off by Iruka.

"After lunch, you will meet your new Jounin teachers, till then, class dismissed."
I try to leave as fast as I can but become intercepted by a certain pink haired girl with issues.
"Hey Ichi, Since were on the same squad, wanna get lunch together?"
I prompt her to look behind her by looking at the fast approaching Naruto. She looks away and I was gone. It's not that I didn't like her; she just, quite frankly, scares me! She is loud and persistent, the makings of a stalker. Hope she mellows because were stuck in the same squad!

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To all Sasuke fans (however small that number may be) I am making an alternate version of him, events will be tweaked to my liking, but most likely the events will all turn out the same, till it's too far gone, then it will be MINE! Just joking, hope you enjoy, Review if you have any input!