-Me- Yeah!!!! Next chapter Yeah!!! I do no own Invader Zim or any of these songs but I do own all of the newest characters in here and…

-My sister- Hey sis are you doing some more of that stupid Invader Zim stuff.

-Me- As a matter a fact I am sis and it's not stupid.

-My sister- Yes it is any way it's snowing.

-Me- WHAT!?!?! (I run to the door and there is snow really and truly) This is great maybe we'll get out of Skool tomorrow. Then with our hats on our heads to keep out the chill. We will slide on our sleds down the side of the hill. What fun we'll have when the cold winds blow. IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW.

-My sister- Yeah because When the cold weather comes and there's ice on the pond. We will slide we will glide throw the trees and beyond. So take my hand and away we'll go. IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW.

-Me- I'll throw snow balls and have a really fun time.

-My sister- That may be fun for you but not for me because you don't play fair so instead lets build a snow man and crown him "Old King Cool"

-My Mom- Or better yet lets go skiing and fly down the hill as fast as we can go.

-Me- But mom we don't know how to ski and beside all of the neighbors will stair at you as you scream "Look out below" but whatever we do lets do it in the snow because When the whole world is bright like a beautiful dream. When snow flakes take flight and icicles gleam. Then come with me and away we'll go. IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW. Hey sis.

-My sister- What? (I throw a newly made snow ball at her) Hey I'll get you for that.

-Me- No you won't because When the cold weather comes and there's ice on the pond. We will slide we will glide throw the trees and beyond. So take my hand and away we'll go. IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO IN THE SNOW!!!!!

-My sister- Whatever just finish typing up your stupid stuff.

-Me- I will and it's not stupid.

-My sister- Whatever.

-Me- Sorry fanfiction people I got distracted any way on with the next chapter. I really do love to sing YEAH SINGING!!!

Horrible Christmas Cheer

Setting 1 Amethyst's Room

Amethyst and Kierra are sleeping soundly in Amethyst's room. Amethyst sleeps close to the door side of the bed and Kierra sleeps on the wall side of the bed. Amethyst has her pjs on and she is not in her disguise and neither is Kierra. Amethyst is wearing her face mask and they are both under the covers. Amethyst's I-pod is already in her Pak along with her head set. You see instead of having her i-pod wake her up as usual today Amethyst has a timer that looks like a normal alarm clock it sits on her counter and it says 5 minutes left. Then who should come into the room but Gir in his elf/doggy suit from the Christmas episode of Invader Zim he has Roody in his hand. He pulls Amethyst's sheets on to the ground but they still do not wake up. He whispers.

-Gir- Little Master, Kierra Buddy it's time to get up. Hmm they is sleeping really good like Roody this must of been what Master meant. What's that Roody you wanna play with the pretty button. Me too! You read my mind. YEAH!!! (Gir walked over and pressed Amethyst's disguise machine button with Roody's hand. Then the disguise machine clamp on to Amethyst and Kierra. It came off to reveal them both in their normal disguises Amethyst in her Skool disguise her face mask is gone and Kierra in her cat suit. The two of them sit up strait and rub their eyes. When they open them they find Gir now at the foot of the bed he screams.) MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS LITTLE MASTER AND KIERRA BUDDY!!! YOU GUYS ARE AWAKE NOW OUR PLAN WORKED ROODY!!! YEAH!!!!

-Amethyst- (she says her lines very tiered like and begins to get out of bed.) Gir what are you doing in my room? Why did you push my disguise machine button? What are you wearing? What time is it? (she looks at her clock and at the sight of the time remaining she panics. She picks it up and shakes it.) Oh no this can't be right. (She throws the clock to the side and turns to Kierra) Kierra how long have we been asleep?

-Kierra- (she sands and salutes) We've been asleep for precisely 7 hours and 55 minutes Master.

-Amethyst- Oh no. (She turns to Gir) GIR WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? IT HASN'T BEEN 8 HOURS YET AND... (Then all of a sudden she starts running out of control out the door and throw out the base. In other words her super-speed is the first power to go out of control.) WHOA!!! KIERRA HELP!!!!

-Gir- WeeHoo look at Little Master go Kierra Buddy she look like she's having a lot of fun. Yeah!!!!

-Kierra- (she runs to where Gir was she is really mad) GIR MY MASTER IS NOT HAVING FUN WHAT POSSIBLY POSSED YOU TO PUSH THAT BUTTON?!?!?!?!

-Gir- YEAH!!! (he kissed Kierra on the lips)

-Kierra- Uwa...(she wiped of the kiss) Why did you just kiss me Gir?

-Gir- Because you is under the mistletoe Kierra Buddy. (he pointed up toward Amethyst's sealing)

-Kierra- What? (she looked up where he was pointing and sure enough there was mistletoe up there) How did that get up there?

-Gir- I don't know. Do you want another kiss Kierra Buddy?

-Kierra- No I don't want another kiss Gir I HAVE TO GO HELP MY MASTER!!!!! (she grabs Amethyst's chill pills that where on her counter and runs off after her)

Setting 2 Zim's Kitchen

Zim is in his kitchen eating Irken Licky Sticks in his disguise sitting at the table and reading the human paper. When all of a sudden Amethyst literally shoots out of the trash can using her super speed like crazy and defying gravity even running on the sealing like crazy. Zim stands up and points at Amethyst as she continues to run.

-Zim- AMETHYST WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THIS EARLY. (he looks at his watch on his grist) IT HASN'T BEEN 8 HOURS YET AND WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AROUND THE BASE LIKE CRAZY?!?!?!?!

-Amethyst- (At this point she is in the living room part of the base trying to keep from running out of the base) Sorry Dad. Kierra where are my pills?

-Kierra- (she appears in the room after using the elevator under the table that Zim used in Nano Zim) Here you go Master catch (she throws the pill bottle to Amethyst and she catches it)

-Amethyst- Thanks Kierra. (she begins to suck on one and her legs slow down and she stops right in front of the coach.) Finally I've stopped. (she clasps onto the coach she is really tired. )

-Zim- (He runs up to her) AMETHYST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE EXSPLAIN TO ZIM?!?!?!?!

-Amethyst- Kierra why don't you explain to my father what happened this morning I need time for my squeedledyspooch to readjust. I mean I've never run that fast before. (She sticks her tong out of her mouth she lock really really tiered well how would you feel if you defied gravity)

-Kierra- (Zim turned to Kierra who was right next to him and she turned to him) Well your stupid robot woke me and my Master up early again.

-Zim- WHAT!?!?!? GIR!!!!!!

-Gir- (he comes into the room as happy as can be) Merry almost Christmas my happy little family. Me and Roody is gonna sing now. We wish you a Merry Jiggly. We Wish you a Merry Jiggly. We wish you...

-Zim- (he, Amethyst, and Kierra are both putting their hands where their ears are supposed to be) NO GIR STOP THAT HIDEOUS RACKET!!! (he puts his hands down and points at Gir with pure anger in his eyes) DO YOU REMEBER WHAT I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?

-Gir- Wait don't tell me I know this one. (he thinks real hard I mean really really really hard) Oh yeah it was something about with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight.

-Zim- NO GIR THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTLY SIMILAR TO WHAT I SAID LAST I TOLD YOU NOT TO WAKE AMETHYST UP EARLY AND NOW LOOK AT HER SHE CAN BARLY CONTROL HER POWERS AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!

-Gir- Yeah me and Roody is gonna go get the Christmas decorations from my room now. Yeah!!!! (he runs off)

-Kierra- (she runs after him) Wait Gir get back here. According to the S.I.R. unit code you're supposed to listen to your Master not run off an idiot.

-Amethyst- (she stands up now off the coach and yell) GIR KIERRA COME BACK WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!

-Zim- Calm down Amethyst.

-Amethyst- (she turns to Zim) How can I calm down Dad this day could not possibly get any worse. I can't control my powers, the Skool bus will be here any minute, Gir keeps talking to this stupid filthy earth toy, which is not unnatural for Gir but still. And on top of all that Gir keeps talking about stupid Christmas. Man I've had enough of this stupid earth holiday Mr. Elliot won't shut up about it, my boss at the pub won't quit making me sing stupid Christmas carols, some of them I like but most of them are just weird. (she signs) O.k. maybe I'm being a little over dramatic this holiday is not that bad I love the idea of giving gifts to the people you love but all this happiness and joy that the filthy humans are expressing is getting on my last nerve. Man Dad how did you survive Christmas last year it must of been horrible for you?

-Zim-Oh it was Amethyst I was this close to beaming all of the filthy humans to the tallest as slaves last year but the Santa suit malfunctioned and started filling me with hideous jolly feeling and it's an experience that I never want to go throw EVER EVER AGAIN!!!!

-Amethyst- Oh that does sound terrible wait a minute I just remeber something Mr. Elliot said that this was the last day of Skool before Christmas break and that instead of having recess before or after lunch like normal we would be having an annual Christmas gift exchange assembly after lunch and that during class today we would be doing all sorts of fun Christmas activities... Oh my Irk how am I supposed to remain clam with all of the filthy humans talking about how much they love this weird earth holiday this is so unfair. What are we going to do Dad?

-Zim- Do not worry Amethyst. We will be fine we will just have to take an Earth sick day and call the Wisest to obtain whatever it was she was talking about last night.

-Amethyst- You're right Dad we will be fine just as long as we don't have to go to Skool today.

-Robot Mom- (she and the Robot Dad appear in the room from what seems like no where) Hello sweet hearts are you two ready for Skool?

-Zim- Robo-parents what are you two doing out of the closet. GET BACK IN THERE!!!

-Robot Dad- Now Son that's no way to talk to your parents. (he picks up Amethyst and Zim by the caller of their outfits lifting them high in the air) Now come on you two the Skool bus is already outside.

-Zim- (he struggles in the robot dad's grip) Wait Rob-Dad what are you doing I will not tolerate such insubordination. I ORDER YOU TO RELEASH YOUR MASTERS AT ONCE!!!

-Robot Dad- Now son quit complaining you have to get an education one of these days. Honey would you be a deer and get the door for me.

-Robot Mom- Sure thing honey. (she opens the door and the Robot dad begins to take Amethyst and Zim out the door)

-Zim- (he continues to struggle in the robot dad's grip their still in the house) NO WAIT ROBO-PARENTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

-Amethyst- (she struggles too) Dad what's going on here I thought you said you fix the robot parents.

-Zim- I did.

-Robot Parents- And Merry almost Christmas sweet hearts.

-Zim and Amethyst- (they yell as the Robot Dad takes them out of the house) GIR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

We black out and reopen with Amethyst and Zim being throw onto the Skool bus by the robot dad. The doors close and instantly Zim and Amethyst begin banging on the doors in a panic.

-Zim and Amethyst- NO MOM, DAD WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO SKOOL TODAY WE'RE TOO SICK!!!

-Robot Parents- (they wave as the bus starts to leave) Have a good day at Skool kids. (they go back into the house)

-Zim and Amethyst- (they continue to bang on the doors) NNNOOO!!!

-Bus Driver- You two quit hitting my door like weird un-nomoral freaks unleash you want to spend the remainder of this bus ride on the ruff of the bus.

-Zim- (he and Amethyst turn to the bus driver and then look at each other then Zim faces the bus driver) A no that won't be necessary bus slave me and my little sister shall be sitting inside this filthy earth bus thing just like any other normal filthy earth child because we are completely normal filthy earth children. Come on Amethyst.

-Amethyst- O.k. Bro. (they take a seat at the back of the bus some of the humans stair at them for a while then they go back to their conversation. Then Amethyst's communicator comes out of her Pak and Kierra is on the other line.)

-Kierra- Master where did you go? Please don't tell me you're actually attempting to go to Skool. You can't possibly be serious Master. You can't go in your condition. Do you want me to come and get you Master?

-Amethyst- No Kierra I'll be fine you just stay there with Gir.

-Kierra- NO MASTER PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME STAY HERE WITH HIM. HE'S ACTTING EVEN WEIRDER THEN USUAL.

-Gir- Come on Kierra Buddy we have to get dressed to go to the mall. So we can go do what me and Master did last year. I had so much fun I got to tell this big, fat, squishy, red, man what I wanted for Christmas and he screamed for joy. You get to be Master this year. Yeah!!!

-Kierra- HELP ME!!!

-Amethyst- Calm down Kierra just stay there and do what you normally do when Gir acts weird and that's an order Kierra.

-Kierra- O.k. Master good luck. (Kierra hangs up and Amethyst's communicator goes back into her Pak)

-Zim- I'm glad to see that you've finally calm down Amethyst.

-Amethyst- Oh that was just a façade for Kierra's sake Zim. I'm really on the edge of my seat here. We're just lucky that I'm not done sucking on you know what or else something terrible would be happening right now. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ZIM!?!?!?!?!?!?

-Zim- Do not worry Amethyst we will be fine. I'll just have to call you know who at the viale earth Skool building and you'll just have to learn to ignore the filthy human's stupidity.

-Amethyst- Alright Bro I guess you're right.

-Zim- OF COURSE I'M RIGHT FOR I AM ZIM AND ZIM IS ALWAYS RIGHT. HA-HA!!!!

-Bus Driver- Ok kids you don't have to go home but you have to get off my bus right now. I have to go get the Middle Skool kids and they're even worse then you. Man I hate my job. (all the kids get off the bus and run into the Skool just as Amethyst and Zim enter the Skool Dib and Gaz walk up to the Skool well actually I should say a mangled Dib and Gaz walk up and Gaz is playing her new Game Slave 3 remember I said it would come out in December.)

-Dib- (he is rubbing a wound on his forehead) Wow Gaz you didn't have to beat me up that hard.

-Gaz- Be quiet Dib I don't want to here your moth you made us miss the bus again just so you could get your stupid paranormal equipment.

-Dib- I had to be ready for this day Gaz. I mean this is the last day of Skool before Christmas break and I just know that Zim and Amethyst are going to be up to something evil. You remember how close Zim was to taking over the earth last year I just can't let...

-Gaz- That's great Dib just don't make us miss the bus again or not only will I hit you a thousands times with the neighbor's chain saw's handle again but I will also use Dad's laser gun on you.

-Dib- But Gaz don't you think shooting me with Dad's laser gun would be a tad extreme?

-Gaz- I didn't say I was going to shoot you with it Dib. No that wouldn't be as much fun for me, instead I would beat you to a pulp with it. Do you get me Dib?

-Dib-(At this point their in front of Dib's classroom he gulps) Yeah I get you Gaz. I'll see you at lunch.

-Gaz- Whatever. (Dib goes into his class room and Gaz heads for her's. She takes her normal seat and continues to play her game hiding it under her desk so Mr. Elliot doesn't see. All of the other students are in the class room including Amethyst who looks even more worried then usual not that Gaz cares.)

-Mr. Elliot- (he comes into the room with a big smile on his face and a Santa hat on his head) Hi kids it's so good to see all of your smiling faces on this wonderful Skool morning. As you all know after lunch today we will be having our annual Christmas Gift Exchange Assembly and I hope you all brought a special gift for a special some one. O.k. kids lets get started with today's lesson. First off when I call your name you will come up here and tell the class what you asked Santa for this year. (he takes out a list of his students) O.k. first up we have Meep. So get up here you little scamp.

-Donutte- (Donutte is a student in Gaz's class. He raises his hand)

-Mr. Elliot- Yes Donutte?

-Donutte- A Mr. Elliot Meep in not here today. He's still out sick.

-Mr. Elliot- Oh that poor boy he seems to always get sick whenever we're doing something really fun and existing. I was hoping that the "get well soon cards" we sent him on Wednesday would make him feel better. Oh well Donutte why don't you go first since you where so nice to tell me that Meep is still out sick.

-Donutte- O.k. Mr. Elliot. (he stands up and walks to the front of the class with a piece of paper in his hand. He reads it.) Dear Santa I've been good I've done everything a good kid should. So here's just a little list don't think there's anything I've miss. (he continues and we go over to Amethyst who is talking to herself yes I know she does that a lot but so do I and I based her character off of me and if you ask me sometimes yourself is your only true friend)

-Amethyst- Oh great as if trying to remain calm wasn't hard enough. Now I have to listen to these filthy earth children recite what they ask the fat man for Christmas. And worst of all this filthy human is speaking in rhymes. Oh well maybe I can drown out his stupidity with some real music. (she takes out her head set and i-pod from her Pak and begins to listen to her music.)

-Mr. Elliot- A Amethyst you can't really listen to your music in class I'll have to confiscate that. (he grabs Amethyst head set having walked up to her seat)

-Amethyst- NO MR. ELLIOT GIVE THAT BACK!!!!

-Mr. Elliot- A Amethyst are you ok your eyes are blinking constantly do I need to take you to the nurse's office?

-Amethyst- What? Ah!! Oh no. (she realizes that her x-ray vision is now acting up so thinking quickly she turned away from Mr. Elliot and too the pills from her pocket and ate one really quickly because she is really scared and her eyes go back to normal and stop blinking constantly she has control again for now. She turns to Mr. Elliot and says) A no Mr. Elliot that won't be necessary. I'm fine see. I just really wanted my music back I was listening to uhh.... CHRISTMAS SONGS!!! Yes that it.

-Mr. Elliot- That's quit alright Amethyst I completely understand. (he turns his back and heads back to his desk)

-Amethyst- Shoo!!! (she brushed the sweet off of her head and a claw came out of her Pak and took the pill dispenser)

-Mr. Elliot- (he puts Amethyst's music in his desk and turns to Donutte) Thank you very much Donutte for you little rhyme but it looks like Amethyst wants us to skip to the really fun part of today's lesson if you don't mind.

-Donutte- Don't worry Mr. Elliot we wanted to skip to that part of the lesson any way. Am I right everybody.

-Kids- Yeah!!! Woohoo!!! (all of the kids start to get all excited as Donutte takes his seat and he is excited too.)

-Amethyst- (she looks at her fellow class mates display with a question look on her face she has no idea what is going on. All the kids are freaking out they are all so happy the only one that is acting normal is Gaz but even what she does is new. She takes out some cotton balls and puts them in her ears and continues to play her game. She raises her hand.) A Mr. Elliot I don't understand did I do something wrong?

-Francine-(the girl that sits next to Amethyst I did not make her up there is actually a girl named Francine in Gaz's class same thing goes for Donutte) No Amethyst you did nothing wrong in fact you did the best thing in the world.

-Amethyst- What are you talking about filthy Francine human. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!

-Mr. Elliot- Oh Amethyst no need to worry since you're new here I'll explain. Every year on the last day of Skool before Christmas break we always do two fun activities in my class. First we tell everyone what we want from Santa this year then we sing Christmas songs but it looks like everyone would rather sing Christmas carols all day. So we'll skip to that part of the lesson just for this year. Now what Christmas carol should we sing first class.

-Francine- (she raises her hand) Oh Mr. Elliot can we sing Jingly bells?

-Mr. Elliot- Sure thing Francine kids.

-The Kids and Mr Elliot- Jingly Jingly bells Jingly Jingly bell Jingly all the way Hey!

-Amethyst- No not the Jingly Bells that's got to be the worse song I've ever heard. (she puts her hands on her head where her ears where supposed to be desperately wanting to grab her antenna to block out the hideous singing. Then all of a sudden her arms phased right throw her head. Luckily for her the humans where too busy sing to notice but she did. She screamed a little) Ah!!! (she looked at her hands. They began to go transparent then hard in other words they went from hard to phasing throw like crazy. Thinking quickly she made the claw come out of her Pak and it gave her one of her pills and she began to suck on it and as soon as she did that her hands went back to normal. She looked at the humans and they where still singing. She put her shoulder on her desk and put her chin in the palm of her hand and signed. ) I hope Zim is having better luck then I am.

Setting 2 Mrs. Bitter's classroom.

-Mrs. Bitters- And that class is the story of the first real Christmas. Chirstmas ba-humbug this pointless holiday has really gone down hill it used to be a holiday worth celibrating before it became an idiotic cameral ploit that's one perpose is to get dumb naive children like you to believe in stupid little fantasies that will never come true. And... (Zim raises his hand) Yes Zim?

-Zim- Mrs. Bitters I have a mighty need to use restroom.

-Mrs. Bitter- O.k. but don't take three hours like you did last year. (Zim leaves and we turn our attention to Dib who is talking out load to himself as usual)

-Dib- Hmm.. I don't trust Zim for a minute last time he went to the bathroom during class that whole room with a moose thing resulted. I still wonder if I really should of saved all of those horrible kids after all they did give me a wedge and..

-Mrs. Bitter- Dib stop talking out load to yourself unless you have something to share with the class.

-Dib- What? Oh yeah actually Mrs. Bitter I was just wondering if I could go to the bathroom too?

-Mrs. Bitter- Fine I'm tried of looking at you any way. So just leave. (she points to the door and Dib leaves)

-Dib- (he runs to the boys bathroom and tries to open the door but it will not open. He takes a closer look at the door and discovers something) Since when has the boy's bathroom door been sealed shut with what looks like laser? HUH ZIM!!! You won't get away with whatever it is you're up to Zim. I will stop you. I new it was a good idea to bring all of my paranormal equipment with me today because now I can use them to stop your evil plan whatever it is. But first I'd better find something I can us to stand on. So I can spy on you throw that window and then I need to stop talking out load to myself. (he groan and walks over to an empty class room that was close to the boy's bathroom. He takes one of the chairs and pushes it up to the door and stands on the chair. He takes out this listening devise and attaches it to the door then puts on these headphones. When he looks into the bathroom he can see Zim passing back and forth waiting for the static to come off of this big alien screen that Zim had placed over the mirrors. And Zim is out of his disguise.)

-Zim- Hurry it up I don't have the time for this.

-Wisest- (her image appears on the screen) Zim you'd better be calling me with good new like what new powers does Amethyst have?

-Zim- Well there were some slit casualties with her powers this morning.

-Wisest- WHAT?!?!?!? Zim don't tell me you let her get woken up early. ZIM I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THIS HAPPEN YOU IDIOT!!!

-Zim- HEY IT WASN'T MY FAULT GIR WOKE HER UP EARLY!!!!

-Wisest- Well there's no surprise there but this does not change the fact that we're now in big big very big trouble Zim. I hope you do realize that now Amethyst can no longer control her powers when she gets over emotional and you know how she is. DO YOU WANT YOUR "MISSION" TO BE RUINED AND OUR FUTURE QUEEN TO BE IN THE HANDS OF THE HUMANS?!?!?!?!!?!?

-Dib- Amethyst can't control her powers and Zim's mission could be ruined. THIS IS GREAT!!!!

-The Hall Monitor- (the hall monitor from Dark Harvest is standing behind Dib.) Hey kid where's your hall pass?

-Dib- What? (he turns to the hall monitor) A Mrs. Bitters didn't give me a hall pass.

-The Hall Monitor- A likely story. Come on kid I'll have to take you to the principal's office. (he grab Dib's hand and began to pull him off of the chair)

-Dib- No wait there's an evil alien monster in this bathroom if you'll just get this door open you can see the true and...

-The Hall Monitor- Stop it right now kid I don't want to hear any of that stupid nonsense today. Now come on. (he gets Dib off of the chair and begins to pull him to the principal's office.)

-Dib- No wait can't we talk about this some other time. THIS IS INSANE!!!! (we go back to Zim and the Wisest who had herd some of what happened outside)

-Wisest- What was that?

-Zim- I have a pretty good idea which is exactly why we need to stop arguing and give to Zim whatever it was you were talking about last night.

-Wisest- You're right for once Zim this is no time for us to be arguing. I'll need you to report to Utopia right away. So I can give you the technology that will solve all our problems.

-Zim- What but why can't you just teleport this mysterious form of technology to Zim?

-Wisest- Because this piece of technology that I'm about to give you Zim, is very advance and it can not simply be teleported and quit asking stupid questions and just get over here. RIGHT NOW ZIM!!!

-Zim- Fine your Wisestness I will be over there as soon as I can until then (he salutes) this is Invader Zim signing off. (he cuts the transmission by pushing a button on the screen and then the TV becomes very small. Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand even though it used to be very big. He picks it up and a claw comes out of his Pak and grab the communicator and puts it in his Pak for safe keeping. Then Zim began to put his disguise back on as he began to talk to himself) This is ridiculous what else could possibly go wrong?

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- Don't worry kid I'll have this door open soon.

-Zim- (at this point Zim has his disguise back on) OH GREAT!!!

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- 1... 2... 3... (he burst throw the door using one of those thing that Timmy's dad used in the cyber chase episode of fairly odd parent Poonchy was with him and he looked like he really needed to go)

-Poonchy- (he is a student at the Skool. He gets Brian's desk after Brian is re-assigned to 'the underground classroom' when Ms. Bitters gets sick of him. Poonchy is also referred to as 'Poonchy: Drinker of Hate' and in one un-produced script he would have been framed by Zim to make Dib think he (Poonchy) was the leader of the Irken Invasion.) Oh thank you Mr. Security Officer. Out of my way nature calls. (he runs pasted Zim to the nearest stall and shuts the door)

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- Hey kid do you know why the door was sealed shut?

-Zim- I don't know what you're talking about filthy earth security drone now if you'll excuse me I have to go call my eh....

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- Your little brother.

-Zim- Yes he's eh...

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- Sick?

-Zim- Exactly he's very sick and I must go check on him like any other normal filthy earth human older brother would do.

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- SWEET DONKEY! Well don't let me keep you from it I am glad you did not leave him in your backpack like last time. I remember when my little brother got sick on the...

-Zim- Yes Yes that fascinating but I must get going my poor little brother awaits.

-Security Officer from ten minutes of Doom- Oh yes, well get going. (Zim leaves and the security officer wipes a tear from his eye) That boy makes me so prod.

-Me- For those of you that are wondering what just happened you need to read the unaired episode of Invader Zim called Ten Minutes of Doom. If my episodes ever became a reality that episode along with Day of the Spookies would happen after my return of the Stalker episode but you'll find out more about that in my next non-christmas episode. Any way incase you are wondering the snow thing is real but I did not really throw a snow ball at my sister yet. I hope I am out of Skool tomorrow any way leave plenty of review and be on the look out for the next chapter The Christmas Gift coming soon to a computer near you until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!