Chapter 2: Jiggle fight
" OMG HER BOBS." Sed neil. " STASEY, WHY UR BOBS NO JIGLE?." Stasey was ofended, " THEY DO JInGLE." She said swignin and making noize. Was coins she kept in body in case ded. " I BET MY PUDDING BOBS ARE BETER." sed matel. " NOT UH." Sed Stasey. " Puding is secksy." sed neil. Neil then got kiked in bolls from stasey. It hurt because of stasey's metal tits. She sed "JIGLE FITE"
Sudenly, stage pop up from Matel. She and Stasey on stage now, and random person com. It was Combmeoh. he sed "k, rules of jigle fit are dis. first on to die from bobs hiting each other in the face is loseer."
They jumbed up in air like niels voleybal game. Stasey jumped up in the hair and shaked bobs. The bobs jigle with every movemnt of her body, making like super jigle time. Unfortunitly, Stasey did not take Bob Jigle Eficency in high school so accuracy of tit hit was bad. "HA" Sed matel. " SHAKE WUT YOUR GELATINIS SUBSTANCE GAVE YOU." Matel bobs were jigle like mad. Neil never seed iny that jigled so fast. It was because of all of jello that matel eat when in junior hi. They hit stasey face lots.
SPLOOSH
SLOSH
GOLAWP.
Those were sounds bobs make. Stasey face felt weird, then she realise! "Puding bobs jigle god, but they don't hurt at all!" Matel was shocked. Neil was boner. Como was talking wif wallis. " Stasey! Use specil CANADA POWER!" Sed Wallis! Stasey used canada power and her nipls turned to coins, giving bobs power of club and strong liek hulk or irn man! She hit bobs with pudding bobs and the sploded so she bled puding and then coins.
Neil stoped boner and piked up coins and kisd stasey.
