2. Love letters
Alicia Blade
209 words
Dear Mamoru, I have this
school assignment in which I'm supposed to write a letter of
apology to someone, so I'm writing this to you to say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you're mean and rude and have no social graces to
speak of and that your life will be long (because you're such a
health nut) and lonely and miserable (because of the aforementioned
traits). All my best, … Dear
Odango, Why, how sweet of you to think of me. I suppose I owe
you an apology, too. I'm painfully sorry that you are an annoying,
ditzy girl who will die very young and obese because you've clogged
your arteries with so much fat and sugar. Yours, … Dear Mamo- Your sincerity
astounds me. I'm glad that you're concerned about my health and
well-being, and should your prediction prove true, I do hope you'll
attend my funeral, along with the rest of Juuban and all my distant
family and friends—because I'm popular and people like me. Who
knows? Maybe you'll even make some extra friends there. No,
you're right, no one could stand you even in mourning.
Love, … Dear Usa I
love you too. Sincerely, … Dear
Baka, Don't patronize me. Usagi
Usagi
Mamoru
Usagi
Mamoru
