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How to Annoy Kisame Hoshigaki in 31 Ways

1. Ask him is he was in a horrible paint accident

2. Take his Samehada and replace it with a whiffle-ball bat when he's getting ready to enter a dangerous fight

3. Tell him that his skin clashes horribly with his hair and if he asks "How" take a electric razor and give him a Mohawk. Then sigh in relief and exclaim to everyone "It's okay people- his manliness is not in danger anymore!"

4. Explain to him like a child that fish are food and NOT friends

5. Take him to a restaurant for 'All of his hard work' and try to sell him (make sure it's a place that cooks shark)

6. Play the Under the Sea song whenever he enters a room

7. Teach him how to swim and insist that all newbies like him have to wear floaters and when he's too tangled for him to move push him in the pool and record his 'swimming abilities.'

8. At dinner ask him why he has crabs

9. Replace all his clothes with The Little Mermaid underwear and burn all his clothes

10. Buy him a rubber duck (the ones children use for the bath) and when he opens it in front of everyone say, "It's okay you don't need to thank me. I know you've been wanting this for a really really long time."

11. Get a picture of him taking a bath with his rubber duck and glue the pictures in every hideout

12. Tell him you always wanted a shark-tooth necklace and laugh when he glares at you

13. Put something in his food/ drink to knock him out and take all of his teeth. On his birthday give him his teeth in a necklace

14. Beat him in every fighting game and brag about his "Pathetic Fighting Abilities."

15. Dye all his clothes in the form of pretty rainbows

16. Ask him during dinner, "Why are you stalking Itachi and taking pictures of him in the shower?"

17. Toilet paper Samehada, glue cute stickers on said sword, and write "Suigetsu was here!"

18. Take him to the ocean to go fishing and ask him if the guppy you caught was his little sister.

19. While eating chips constantly ask him if the chip you are about to eat looks like his parents

20. When at the store go to the nearest microphone (all stores should have one) and say, "Kisame the estrogen that you are looking for is on aisle ten."

21. Change the hot water and cold water cables before he takes a shower, record it, and give it to Suigetsu as a peace offering

22. Make a plushy of Suigetsu with Samehada and put it in his bed

23. Follow him everywhere and ask "Were you hugged enough as a child?" If he says no kick him in the balls and if he says yes run away screaming "Rape!" (do this in any village where Kisame is hated and where cops are nearby)

24. When he's sad or in a very bad mood go over to him, sit on his lap and wrap your arms around him, and say (if every one is in the room) "Did you wet the bed again?"

25. Super glue a fluffy bunny doll to his hand.

26. Make him shark for dinner and if he refuses to eat it put him in Time-Out. (Get orders from Madara stating that Kisame has to do every thing you say while in Time Out) Make Kisame hop on one foot for ten hours (or until he eats his dinner) and make him sing I Feel Pretty, and Like A Virgin

27. After he completes his missions pet his head and say in the tone that you would use to a pet, "Good Fishy. Who's a good fishy? You are!"

28. Team up with Suigetsu and challenge Kisame to a Paint Ball War, don't give Kisame a weapon, and unleash the unholy hells upon him. If you can get Itachi to record this and play it for Madara. Title the video Kisame's Lack of Brain Usage

29. Take Kisame to the zoo, go into the water section, and yell "Wow! It's a Shark Man!" Take pictures of Kisame being attacked by tourists and scientists.

30. Super Glue pictures of Suigetsu and stealing Samehada all over Kisame's room and watch the fun. While Kisame is destroying Suigetsu take Samehada and give it to Kakuzu so that he can "Help the organization earn some extra cash."

31. When Kisame is asleep put his hand in warm water and when he wets the bed get pictures and send them to his enemies and friends