Hi everyone, this is the second part so enjoy, R&R everyone, R&R please and thank you!
Disclaimer – I don't own Naruto
"- Itachi and Sasuke, and they're wearing skirts!!"
"My eyes, my eyes," yelled a panicking Kisame running in circles and rolling around on the ground like he was on fire, but I don't blame him, I'd be doing the same except I was frozen with shock.
They didn't seem to see us but parts of their conversation drifted over to, and they were saying things like 'I love your nail polish' or 'that beauty spa was the best' and the most horrifying of all 'I love you big brother' 'I love you too Sasuke' hugs each otherand then they turned the corner and they were gone.
What is wrong with this world!!!! "Come on Kisame let's get out of here."
"You don't have to tell me twice." With that we took off running toward the mall.
After about five minuets of running we finally made it to the mall.
"We've made it, now we can shop in peace" I said secretly hoping for no more weird incidents.
We walked in through the front entrance of the mall to see Zetsu sitting in a very large pot, dirt holding him in place, and him looking more like a plant then ever before.
"Uh………..Zetsu?" asked Kisame, "What are you doing?"
"This is my new part time job" replied Zetsu
"Sitting in a pot?" I asked.
"And what do you mean new job?" Kisame added.
"I'm the exotic plant in the front hall from 9 – 5 and get paid 75cents and hour."
"That's horrible pay, what was your other job?!" I yelled.
"Well you see the Mafia just wasn't working out for me, the pay was okay but the bodies they had me dispose of seemed to always give me indigestion."
"Okay well you have fun at your new …….ah…..job." I said.
"Come on," urged Kisame, "Let's stop at that ATM because I forgot my money at home."
"Okay, sounds cool cause I don't have any money either."
We were walking up to the ATM to deposit some money when out of nowhere Kakuzu darted in front of us, grabbed the ATM machine, and ran away in some random direction.
"You know forget shopping, I can never have a normal, peaceful at the layer or out in public. I think you are the only sane one here Kisam—oh for the love of god stop trying to bite off the sale clerk's head."
"Revenge!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kisame.
"Let go!" I said yanking Kisame off the odd sale clerk, "I'm terribly sorry Mr…..Gai."
"No problem for your youthfulness has saved me from that every un youthful man," ranted Gai, "For youth is the center of everything and with youthful passing minuet and youthful passing hour and youthful passing day and youthful passing year and youthful passing decade and—
"You know what Kisame I changed my mind, go ahead eat him, I out of here, see you later."
"Yes!" yelled Kisame, "Revenge!!!!!!!!!"
"No please stop, No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This has been the weirdest day of my life, and the worst is yet to come, dinner!"
