Narufan4ev: Because I got reviews for this… I'm continuing!
Kyo: Whoopee freakin' doo!
Narufan4ev: I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, Kyo, because I'm going to make you a star!
Yuki: No one ever wants to make me a star! My life is a black abyss! (walks to emo corner)
Narufan4ev: Yuki I made you a star of my other fanfic which was a real story! This is just a crappy side thing I'm working on!
Kyo: Yay I get to be the star of a crappy side thing. Aren't I soo lucky. Narufan4ev: Oh you're welcome Kyo! (huggles Kyo)
As Sasuke told of his tale of battling the forces of girls, which the Sohmas could relate to, he told them of how he discovered he was a duck-billed platypus. Kyo of course was listening as if the person he hated life was in danger. In other words he didn't listen at all. Instead he was wondering where that sexy Naruto ran off to. Then out of nowhere Hiro ran into the room and told them that some dude named Orochimaru was threatening to jump off a building. Of course Kyo being the kind person he is sat down at the bar and ordered himself a drink. Then he heard Sasuke's voice.
"Orochimaru! Orochimaru. Orochimaru," Sasuke said trying to get over the memories of the two years spent with the creepy guy. I mean seriously! That guy's tongue was like longer then the entire continent of North America! Just the thought of it gave Sasuke chills. Kyo stared at him like he was crazy. He wasn't too far off.
"I shall take care of this! For he is my ex-sensei!" With that sasuke ran out of the door that appeared from nowhere. As he ran you could hear him singing "I of the Tiger". So courageous was he!
"I swear I'll d-do i-it!" came Orochimaru's girly ass voice from the top of a two-story building as the police below stood astounded at the length of his tongue. Sasuke then ran up ending his song. "Oh my God! Sasuke-kun!" Sasuke winced at the sound of his ex-sensei's voice. It was like listening to cats rip apart a chalkboard with their claws.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke said to the snake-person-thing (Naru: I will now refer to him as that. ;)
"Well, I'm about to jump!" the snake-person-thing said.
"Why?" Sasuke said bored.
"Because you left me!"
"Well, I know I'm sexy as hell but that's no reason to kill yourself!"
"So you do love me! Will you come back to me!?" the snake-person-thing said smiling a smile that could scare a lion.
"Oh my God! Put that smile away! First of all no I will not go back to you! Second of all I'm with Naruto now!" Sasuke said as he pulled a scared Naruto out of nowhere. "And to tell you the truth you creep me the fuck out!"
"Fine then I'll kill myself!" shrieked the snake-person-thingy.
"Okay," Sasuke said stepping away from the building so he didn't get any guts on him and the scared Naruto.
"I mean it!"
"That's fantastic."
"I swear I'll do it!"
"Then stop talking to me!" Sasuke said as he saw something red flash by and land on the building the snake-person-thing was on.
"Stop being such a sissy and do it already!" Inuyasha yelled at the snake-person-thingy. He the pushed the snake-person-thing off the building. He then hit the floor with a splat landing on his dead arms and still being alive.
"I will get you Inuyasha! And your … uh… little Shippo too!" snake-person-thing said with a cackle as he ran off with no arms. Sasuke was horrified at the sight and let go of Naruto to puke. Naruto then ran off.
"Wait Naruto! It was meant to be!" Sasuke screamed running after Naruto. Inuyasha on the other hand stood on the roof and raised his sword (Naru: I can't spell it and won't even try!) in the air and spun it.
"I have the power!" Inuyasha yelled still spinning his sword. He then ran away to cheat on Kagome with Kikyo. Kyo was now getting sick of all these freaks jumping out of nowhere.
"I don't like green eggs and ham!" Kyo shouted at the top of his lungs. The police just stared at him. Kyo then heard a voice from behind him.
"Hey, you're mighty fine," said a cool voice. Kyo turned around to see none other then Tsunade standing behind him. He took one look at her and fell in love.
Narufan4ev: Wow I actually continued!
Kyo: Ya amazing...
Narufan4ev: Awww... whats wrong Kyo?
Kyo: Do I have to fall in love with her?
Tsunade: Hey what did you say?!
Kyo: I said I don't like you! What you gonna do?
Narufan4ev: Kyo I don't think thats such a great idea-
Tsunade: THATS IT! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN! (starts beating Kyo to a pulp like Kagura)
