Ok my best friend KT wrote this ,so all credit goes to her!

Disclaimer: Don't own naruto….don't want to go to court again…….lol

Gaara

1. His uncle is really a CHIK!

2. No male in Suna has eyebrows.

3. His father was the one who stole his eyebrows

4. He's having a love affair with lee

5. Baki is really his...DUN DUN SENSEI!

6. the demon inside of him is actually a rodent! who wants to be something as cool as the Kyuubi (POZA!)

7. His teddy bear is actually named FLUFFER BUTTS!

8. Gaara is a communist

9. He really does like the color pink

10. He wants to kill me.

This one is self-explanatory REVIEW!!!!