The TARDIS fell through the Time Vortex, a wormhole like portal that traversed Time and Space. Everything in existence existed in the Time Vortex. The TARDIS began to make a strange noise.

"Okay this is very different."

The Doctor hit the Console and the noise ceased.

"Time to let it go."

Smiling, the new Doctor let's go of the Thermo-Buffer; a sort of accelerator on the TARDIS. Landing the TARDIS, (breaks still firmly on), he looks at the console screen.

"Hmm New Zealand, haven't been here in a bit. I don't care what River had to say, I like that noise."

Opening the TARDIS doors he steps out and looks around. Pulling at the tie around his neck he attempts to adjust his clothing.

"God this thing is tight."

The 12th Doctor walked around the outside of the TARDIS briskly.

"They say this is Eden."

He sniffed around a bit.

"Air is better here. I would say hmm..." Getting down on all fours the Doctor licked a blade of grass. "2010 AD Georgian Calendar. Gisborne, New Zealand. But I mean that's just a guess."

The Doctor continued to sniff the grass as shocked people pass on by.

"what an odd man" a woman said, clasping her child to her side and hastening her steps to get away from the crazed man. Ashley, a young woman from Gisborne, walked along the pavement briskly looking at her watch.

"I'm going to be freaking late... again... not good."

Looking up Ashley saw a strange man sniffing the grass. Not seeing the uneven pavement as she stared at the man, she tripped and fell.

"Ah shit! Good one Ash."

The Doctor looked up.

"Alien I'm guessing." The Doctor walked forward pointing at her with an accusing finger. "Thought a sneak attack would work, huh? Not on me I'm the Doctor." He scratched his chin. "Well maybe I'm not..."

Picking the stones out of her palms she looked on at the man in shock.

" What the hell are you talking about" She looked curiously at The Doctor's clothing. "You'll get beaten up if you walk around like that accusing people of being aliens"

"Well... I am The Doctor and I believed you were an alien. I guess I was wrong." He went back to sniffing the grass as she stared at him.

"Uh... yeah. Look buddy, you might want to stop doing that"

"Stop sniffing grass? I guess you're right. I'm just trying to find out who I am right n... arrrghhh" He fell to the ground and Ashley stepped towards him.

"Are you... ok?"

"Yes, I'm ok. Just cooking, that's all. Not quite done yet"

His hands glowed with regeneration energy and she stared at him in shock."

"15 hours to go, hmm."

"Did I?" Ashley felt her head. "No... No bumps."

"You're fine, just watching a strange man being strange."

"You can say that again. Uh, look, not something I'd normally do, but here."

Ashley took a receipt and pen out of her pocket. Writing on the back she scribbled something down.

"If you need help... or anything." She hands him the receipt. "That's my cell number."

"I'll be fine."

The Doctor snatches the receipt from her hand. Taking out a pen he writes 'The Doctor' on the piece of paper.

"Is that English?"

"What?"

"Was that English I just wrote? There are too many languages for me to remember."

"Uh... yeah." She shook her head in amazement. "You are strange... look, I have to go... don't go getting yourself beaten up ok?

"I won't. I think I will go back to the TARDIS" He got up and walked into a strange looking phone booth.

"Wow... that man is crazy-cakes."

He popped his head out the door. "I guess I am. What was your name?"

She figured it wouldn't hurt to tell him. "Ashley."

"Well Ashley-really-is-a-human. You have a good day." He grinned, stepping back into the oddly placed phone booth.

"Uh... you too."

The Box started to make a weird whining noise and then disappeared.

Ashley stood there eyes wide and mouth open.

"What...what just... What?"

A voice echoed from the place where the box once stood. "I think you should get to that Interview or what have you."

"Oh... uh..." She looked at her watch. "Damn it! I'm so dead."