School-tastrophy! Chapter #2.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, the characters or some of the jokes in this fanfiction. Twilight goes to Stephanie Meyer.

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'm really glad you people enjoyed it! I must admit, I have read a story like this before but I wanted to make my own version. So, here you go, Chapter 2!...

Bella POV

God, why did EMMETT, of all the people in the family, have to be my twin? Why!

He is so infuriating!

Currently, we are in Emmett's Jeep, going to school. Or what I like to call Hell High.

Know why? Because Emmetts here! I mean, I love the guy in a brotherly way- of course- but, he's just so annoying sometimes. I mean- well, you know!

Anyway, I am sitting next to Emmett (He wanted me to ride "shot-gun" with him) while he's driving.

"... So what do you think Bella-Boo?" asks Emmett suddenly, how long have I zoned-out for?

"Uhh... yeah great Emmett." I reply. What else am I meant to say?

"Great, so, we can totally play some awesome pranks on these lamoes right? I mean, their totally lame yeah? You got me?"

No Emmett I haven't. What are you? A 12 year old school girl? I thought. What grown man says 'totally' and 'lamoes' and... and... GOD! he is so annoying sometimes.

"EMMETT SHUT THE FUCK UP!" (A/N Bella's a bit touchy aint she? Sorry I had to get an argument in here. Don't ask why)

"Sorry." He whispered in a sad voice. I immediately felt bad for shouting.

"I'm sorry Em. I'm justa bit touchy today, thats all. I didn't mean to snap at you,"

"Really?"

"Really, really."

"Great! Pleeease can we do some pranks today? I will be good! And if I go too far you can stop me. Pleeeeeeeasseeeeeeeee?" Emmett ased with that cute, adorable puppy pout... STOP BELLA! He's just sooo cute though! God I'm crazy talking to myself in my head!

"Alright, alright Em. But if you go too far..."

"I know, I know. Hey! we're here!" He said in an excited voice. Like, what is exciting about a new school? God help me...

A/N I was going to stop here but I thought I might be nice eh?

Yay! Here comes my own personal sex god... Edward *sigh*

"Hey baby" Edward says, as he comes up to me and wraps his arms around my waist.

A/N *sigh* Every girl's dream lol

"Hey yourself gorgeous"

"I should be the one saying that," He replies leaning down to start our snogging session.

A/N Sorry guys, I'm from England and we say 'snogging' instead of 'Make-out' so sorry if you don't understand it

"Ahem, C'mon guys! I wanna get going dudes! Oh, and dudette's" Emmett's whiney voice interupts our glorious kissing and drags us inside to meet our doom...

A/N Again, sorry. I couldn't help myself! Cliffy *dun, dun, dunnnn* lol. I'll try and update soon and I'm sorry for the wait but I'll try and again I'll try and update soon but I'm really busy! Hope you liked it. REVIEW!