Chapter 2: Cute Kirby vs. Bowser
*At Mario and Luigi's house*
Luigi has just gotten out of the shower when he suddenly heard the door open. Luigi put on a towel and walked towards the front door and saw Mario and Kirby.
Mario- Luigi, you home?
Luigi- I'm here, Mario. Hey, who's this guy?
Kirby- Hi. My name is Kirby.
Luigi- What is he? I've never seen a creature like this before.
Mario- That's because he's from another planet.
Luigi- This guy is an alien? Get real!
Mario- We are, Luigi. Right now, Kirby needs help getting backing back to his home planet. You still have Professor E. Gadd's number?
Luigi- Yes, but why do you want to know?
Mario- He might know of a way for Kirby to return to his home planet, Popstar.
Luigi was still dubious that that Kirby was from another planet. Suddenly, Toad rushed into the house.
Toad- Mario Brothers, Bowser just abducted Princess Peach again! He also took Yoshi as well!
Mario- Oh no! But how did he capture Yoshi? Yoshi's as strong as Luigi and I.
Toad- I don't know. Most of the guards were frozen stiff, like they can't move any mussel in their body.
Luigi- Looks like this requires some Super Mario Brothers action…
Before Luigi could finish that sentence, his towel dropped, revealing his unmentionable parts. Mario and Toad covered their eyes.
Mario- Luigi, please put some clothes on!
After Luigi got dressed, and became decent, Mario explained to Kirby that he and Luigi were the defenders of the Mushroom Kingdom and how it's their job to protect it from Bowser.
Kirby- So you protect the Mushroom Kingdom like how I protect Popstar. Since I'm on your planet, would you like some assistance?
Mario- Sure. Thanks Kirby.
Luigi- Are you sure you want to bring this weird little guy who thinks he's an alien on a dangerous mission against Bowser?
Kirby- Believe me. I'm much tougher than I look.
*At Dark Land*
Mario, Luigi, and Kirby had arrived, but they were spotted by some of Bowser's Koopas and Goombas. Kirby quickly jumped forward and inhaled all of them, dispatching them in the blink of an eye.
Luigi- …Wow…just wow…
Mario- Kirby, how did you do that?!
Kirby- You mean my inhale ability? I told you, I'm stronger than I appear to be. I've got one other trick I haven't shown you or Luigi yet. Maybe I'll get to show it to you later.
Luigi- That was impressive, but I still don't believe you're an alien.
Mario, Luigi, and Kirby got to Castle Koopa and managed to get inside. They eventually made it to the Bowser's throne room, and found Princess Peach and Yoshi standing alone in the middle of the room.
Mario- Yoshi, Princess! Don't worry! We'll get you.
Princess Peach- Don't Mario! It's a trap!
Suddenly, Mario was hit with some kind of laser, and he couldn't move any part of his body. Kirby and Luigi looked up to see Bowser on the other side of the room with a laser cannon pointed right at them.
Bowser- Like my new toy? It's called the stand-still-ray! One touch and every nerve in your body goes completely numb, making it impossible for you to move even an inch.
Kirby- Is that Bowser?
Luigi- Yes, he is, but we need to worry about that laser right now!
Luigi and Kirby charged for Bowser, but Bowser pushed a button on his remote to make the laser fire. Luigi was hit and left completely immobilized. Bowser grinned and aimed the laser at Kirby next.
Bowser- I don't know who you are, pink blob, but I'll be more than happy to finish you off!
Bowser pushed the button and the laser fired. It hit Kirby, but Kirby wasn't affected by it at all.
Bowser- What the…?
Bowser fired the laser again and hit Kirby at least three more times, but Kirby still wasn't freezing like Mario and Luigi were.
Kirby- Cut that out! It's starting to tickle!
Bowser- What's going on here?! My stand-still-ray is supposed to paralyze all life forms on Earth!
Kirby- That explains it, because I'm not from Earth.
Luigi- You mean you really are from another planet?! I thought you were just crazy.
Bowser threw his remote to the ground and approached Kirby.
Bowser- I've never gotten the chance to beat up an alien before. This should be interesting.
Bowser shot his fire breath at Kirby, but Kirby inhaled the flames, harmlessly dispatching them. Then Kirby activated his copy ability and transformed into Fire Kirby.
Mario- Kirby, what just happened?!
Fire Kirby- This was that other power I told you about. It's called copy. Sometimes, I can copy the powers of whatever I inhale, and use it against my enemies.
Fire Kirby shot fire at Bowser. Bowser used his arm to block the flames, but then he felt something hit him in the gut. Fire Kirby had turned himself into a fireball and had rammed himself into Bowser's belly. Bowser stumbled backwards.
Bowser- I can't believe this! First this pink blob is immune to my stand still ray and now he's using my own firepower against me!
Fire Kirby- Poyo!
Mario and Luigi- Poyo?
Fire Kirby- It's sort of my battle cry.
Bowser pulled a stone out of the floor, and held it above his head.
Bowser- Let's see you copy this!
Bowser then chucked the large stone at Fire Kirby. Fire Kirby changed back to normal Kirby and inhaled the stone. Just like before, Kirby activated his copy ability and turned into Stone Kirby. Stone Kirby jumped up over Bowser's head, before turning into a stone and attempted to drop down. Bowser dodged this attack, and was blown back by the force of Stone Kirby hiiting the ground.
Bowser- Grrr! This is getting out of hand! Suck bob-bomb!
Bowser pulled out a bazooka that shot bob-bombs. Stone Kirby changed back into normal Kirby and used his inhale on one of the bob-bombs, turning into Bomb Kirby.
Bomb Kirby- Now you suck on a bomb!
Bomb Kirby threw a bomb at Bowser and it exploded on impact, destroying Bowser's stand still ray. Suddenly, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Princess Peach could move again. When the smoke cleared, Bowser was out cold and covered in soot.
Luigi- I guess I owe you an apology for calling you crazy.
Mario- How about we call Professor E. Gadd, and have him build Kirby a space ship.
*At Princess Peach's castle*
Professor E. Gadd was building a rocket just outside the castle grounds. Meanwhile in Princess Peach's throne room, Kirby was explaining everything to her. Like who he was , where he was from, and how King DeDeDe had tricked him into that teleporter tube.
Princess Peach- Sound like you've been through a lot, Kirby.
Kirby- And that's why I'm heading home and reclaiming Popstar from King DeDeDe. There's no doubt in my mind he's been trying to take over all of Popstar since I've been gone.
Mario- In that case, we'll come with you.
Kirby- Are you sure?
Luigi- You helped us deal with Bowser. It's the least we can do.
Kirby- Thanks you two. I really appreciate it.
Professor E. Gadd walked into the throne room and got everyone's attention.
Professor E. Gadd- The space ship is ready for you guys to launch into Kirby's planet.
*On planet Popstar at King DeDeDe's castle*
King DeDeDe was sitting on his throne, sipping some lemonade, and looking at his Waddle Dee's enslaving everyone in Cappie Town. One "lucky" Waddle Dee was fanning King DeDeDe.
King DeDeDe- Things have been perfect since Kirby was sent to the sun. Now nothing can stand in my way.
Waddle Dee- Yep. Coordinates 390235539186.
An unpleasant look crept across King DeDeDe's face and he choked on his lemonade.
King DeDeDe- 390235539186? The sun's coordinates are 390285539186.
Waddle Dee- But I entered the code on the paper you gave me.
King DeDeDe- Let me see that!
King DeDeDe wiped the blue jelly off of the paper and examined it. His face began to glow red with anger. King DeDeDe grabbed the Waddle Dee and pulled out his mallet.
King DeDeDe- Shit! You're telling me Kirby didn't go to the sun?!
Waddle Dee- I'm sorry sire!
King DeDeDe- Find out where the annoying pink blob was really sent to, now!
