Chapter 2 : Stop it's a…Anime Trap

Here's chapter two of the story that doesn't matter, of a child who doesn't care, written by a boy who never tries

Ryu POV

You know that feeling when your friend introduces you to someone they claim is a lot like you but you have nothing to talk about, that's what I'm going through right now. Since this generic green haired anime trap followed me to my home I've been wondering what I should say , and if this is worth breaking my second lifetime of silence over ,I mean 8 years of giving a shit to the point of never talking seems like a big deal to me. Despite this , I have a child of unknown gender sitting across from me from a table I,,, liberated from its previous owners ,eating a meal I made from ingredients I 'borrowed' from the landlords house. The worst part isn't even the silence, its they way they are looking at me ,it's as if they think I'm going to do something crazy or as if they are afraid of me, and if so begs the question,,,, WHY ARE THEY EVEN HERE.

After the worst meal of this life ended I washed the dishes while they looked around the place with wonder in their eyes ,I don't mind if they do ,everything worth stealing is hidden back at the clan home, I do visit them from time to time, or I try to either there not there or to busy to notice me. Well I don't let that bother me I have to get to work, after giving Trap-chan a key I leave motioning them to lock it with my hand, after a nod I left not really caring what they plan to do here.

Unnamed weapon shops

After I came in I walked into the back where a set of boxes and papers are waiting for me, if you can guess I'm a delivery boy for this place, I run around the village with heavy boxes to different places that may or may not have ordered them , sometimes I do home delivery's for ninjas or get practice kuni to the academy, hell once I had to deliver to the same house ten times in five days. This place mostly dose custom orders for people so it's better for us to deliver them when done, rather than wait for them to pick it up. Now to the part you may actually care about rather than this filler, you may not believe the kind of stuff I see on these deliveries, stuff like spiders the size of a man , a young girl juggling swords and what I found the most weird was this one girl who would always drool over everything I bring her ,and no it was not Tenten.

Today though I had to work the counter after I finished my deliveries for the day, so I have a box of kuni for the anbu , a sword for some jonin ,several unmarked boxes to leave in a marked location "cough" ROOT"cough" and a another kuni set for the hokage…shit, I don't believe that will end well for me at all, maybe I can just give it to his advisers. Picking up the first box I left wondering how to deal with my so called family ,in my past life ive read both 'self-insert' fanfictions and the 'neglect' fanfictions that mostly get abandoned after a few chapters ,so I know that they will soon for whatever reason suddenly remember me, perhaps I should just act like I never noticed it or maybe make them do something big to earn my forgiveness , either way I never really cared about what I should do with them till now. After I delivered the last package I took the Hokage kuni to the building to have them signed for , I hope this goes good ,I really don't want to deal with him today, maybe I can put on a hat to cover my hair,,, and buy a mirror cause I really don't know what I even look like. I stop in a small shop and get a bandana that I tied around my head before entering the Hokage building and walking to the office and I'm told to wait since his in a meeting but I know it's not very important since he door is wide open. Inside I can hear him talking about a party with some people, and one of them seems to be very angry about I I can only assume to be cake, colures or a clown. After a moment I let myself in ,and with all eyes on me I walk to the desk with the kuni and registration form in hand, giving it to my oh so wonderful farther who just smiled ,singed and told me to leave.

To any god watching me I say thank you for letting that go so well, at least I hope it did go well. After returning to the shop I worked the counter with a smile at my victory, my sweet victory that lasted ten seconds before Mito walked in with a massive grin looking around. When her gas came to me I held the smile and nodded to her, a mistake yes because now she looks like she wants to talk to me

"hello there my name is Mito but you might of know that it's my bother and my birth day tomorrow son I need a good gift form him do you have any ideas ohhh what's that" she said in such fast concession I don't think she paused at all before she left to look at the swords we had up ,I try to rap my head around it but lost the chance to when she came back with what might have been the worst sword in the shop and asked to buy it "this one this one this one this one" goodness this girl needs Ritalin ,decaffeinated coffee and a chair shot, to the head by me ,100 times. After I sold her the most shit sword in this side of the world I fell back into my chair.

Back home

After a long day I got a mirror and got home, to find the door unlocked and steam coming from the window, it seems that Trap-chan is still here, cooking my food and wearing my clothes with a slight blush on their face, girl… no no I have to be sure about it before I decide on anything. Closing the door behind me I turn to meet Trap-chan looking at me

"Welcome home" they said in a voice that was like dry lavender…boy, maybe. I nod to them and go to change my clothes not at all bothered by them being here at all. I set up my mirror and look at myself and I do say I look like Boruto would if he had red hair that was slicked back by a green bandana. Well one down now all that's left is how my voice sounds and Trap-chans gender and I can die again with no regrets, at least for now. "lunch is ready" my lovely house guest called to me.

After eating I noticed that they looked worried, staring at the door with fear, do they just not want to go home. I get up and wash the dishes they made until I noticed that their not moving from where they are, perhaps I should… I hate myself right now. Coughing to get their attention I get a pen and paper and wright them a note'want to spend the night' .before I can even think twice I find myself on the floor being hugged by a once again crying anime trap. I help them into my bed before I got a blanket to sleep on the couch

Next day [event "no thank you and twin's birthday"]

When I awaken I see a blue screen above of me reading

Welcome you have been chosen to wield the power of the GAME do you except

_[YES]_[NO]_

Without even needing to think about it I hit [NO] and get up and make myself and my new roommate brake fast , and pick out some nice clothes only to see another

Are you sure you do not want this power, the power of the GAMER_

_[YES]_[NO]_

I push the [YES] button and walk to the bath room to take a shower, only to see another one

Come on take the power it can be a lot of fun think about all you could achieve

_[YES]_[NO]_

Im getting annoyed by this thing now, I hit the [No] and hope that that's the end of it ,I have a party to go to, I don't have time to go through all this nonsense. Getting dressed I walk out of the apartment and go to the clan home to help myself to what I have left in my room and give my gifts to my oh so wonderful older siblings, for Mito a gardening set and tomato seeds, for Naruto a book on fish puns, now I know trolling someone's birthday is a dick move but I think I'm entitled to some revenge after all they didn't do to me, and petty revenge is something I do so love pulling on people. I wait for the party to start before I let myself in and head for my room, they don't ever go into it so I hide all kinds of things in here, I even got a seal that can play a preset memory like a projected movie, but they can only hold about three and a half minutes in them and it only worked if the 'donor' was willing, I knew just the memory to put in it. I also have quite the collection of failed weapons and other things I "collected" over my life time, taking what I wanted I placed my gifts with the rest took some food and left the house, I don't come here very often and even when I do ,I don't stay long, at most I spend 30 hours here a week.

On my way out I bump into a random member of the Uchiha clan playing it safe I bow my head to apologize before trying to leave again but he stopped me "you think that's good enough you clanless, low-class ,mud-blooded, peasant, you should bow your head and beg me to let you go "good mother of a blue moon this guy has a tree up his ass, as I was about to tell him off Trap-chan shows up and pushes him off me" leave him alone you big bully" they said rather flustered…,girl…,maybe

"No I demand he apologize, you as well how dare you touch me like that" Said mr Uchiha-tree-in-ass

"No if anyone should it's you" Trap-chan said to him, as you could imagine an audience is forming to see this

"Fine how about a game if I win you two become my slaves, if you win which you won't you may choose your prize"he said with his arrogance brewing"we will hit each other with our strongest Ti-jutsu ,if you are unable to stand after 10seconds you loss,and no dodging "

Before I could stop them Trap-chan leeps at this and shouts"fine if we win you have to change your name to Mega-Faggot, legally " the crowd seems to cringe at this and who else but Kushina walks up to us with a grin plastering her face

"I wanted a show for this party anyway; I will make sure you two follow these terms" she said as she cleared a little circle for us to do this in. At this point I can't get out of this even if I wanted to so I readied my self

"as the higher class,I will take the first run" the Uchiha said rushing at me with a very powerful blow, I felt the wind leave my body but I didn't fall over ,I was coughing out some blood but still standing, so that meant I was still in this game "nice one kid now it's your turn" Kushina said to me. Its my turn now, I will win this with a move that has been around for years and hold power over all.

I rush at him, moving to his him in his neck with all my power ,seeing him grin and close his eyes I pull it off, purposely missing the punch to grab him and knee his dick with all of the momentum I built up, a soft snap echos the area as everyone there lets out an "ohhh",the Uchiha falls over covering his "area" as I start counting with my fingers , at five everyone joins in ,and to all my joy he only gets up as I hit the ten count before falling over again

"no no no, I don't except this" he said in a very high pitch voice "he cheated"

"no he didn't, it was you who said strongest Mega-Faggot-san"Kushina said as she picked him up grinning "let's get this name registered"

"NOOOOOooo"

I feel a little bad for him but I mostly don't care, for now I have to get home before…

"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE GIFTS" that happens, grabbing Trap-chan I run out of there with a smile on my face.