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Ed took Alex and Alice into his room. They were struggling and suffocating constantly. Alyssa was driving Eddy insane. She had tried to sit on his head, but he tried to hit her off so she darted onto his shoulder. He tried flicking her off she she crawled into his sleeve and now he was jumping everywhere laughing and screaming in pain to get her out. Double D and Ed were laughing like crazy. Alice stretched out her muscles and yawned. This was already getting boring so she flashed out a claw at Eddy and Alyssa with an angry eye. Alyssa quietly climbed down Eddy's pants and sat in a small corner in shame. Eddy laughed but ended up screaming in pain when Alice scratched his leg, leaving a deep claw mark. Eddy was ready to kill her when Double D intervened. "Enough Eddy. First we should just see if these really are the girls before you do anything to them. These could really be Rolf's new animals we took." He said, rubbing his head anxiously.
"C'mere Alyssa! I gots seeds!" Ed said, holding a handful of seeds out that he found at Rolf's place. The hamster's ears perked and she sprang for the seeds.
"Nom nom nom nom nom." she said as she nibbled and chewed on the seeds. Double D had to admit... the rodent was cute. Ed tried to take one, but the hamster hissed at his hand. Ed withdrawed and she nommed happily. Double D stroked her head with his finger, and she hummed happily as well. Eddy sat down on the bed and Alice purred and rubbed against his leg in an affectionate manner. She stopped halfway and actually thought about what she was doing. This is HUMILIATING! Stupid cat instincts! She screamed in her head. But she couldn't stop, it felt really good. She purred louder.
"So... what do you think happened to these three?" Eddy asked. Alyssa's ears shot up and she dropped the seeds, then dug through Double D's pockets and came out with a pen. She began to scribble on the floor.
Hi guys!
Everyone gasped. Alice and Alex took turns with the pen. Alice used her tail and paws while Alex used her mouth and paws. Alyssa had to use her entire body to write.
I WILL KILL U EDDY
Wrote Alice, glaring her cat eyes straight at the guy who's bright idea was to make them steal the goat. Eddy backed up from the bed as Alice unsheathed her claws and pounced on him. "M'RAWR!" The cat cried out. Eddy screamed as the cat attacked him. Double D wanted to pull Alice off him, but felt that he deserved it for being so cruel to them earlier. Alex took the pen.
MY BUTT ITCHES
She then tried to scratch it, but couldn't. Ed scratched her butt and she then nuzzled his hand. "That's... odd." Double D said. Alyssa took the pen and whacked Alex in the head angrily. Alex whined. Alyssa looked like she was about to face palm but instead shook her little head and went onto scribbling her note on the floor.
Srry bout them. Rolf's nana cursed us! Need 2 find solution
Double D couldn't believe that Rolf's nana was behind all this. And to think the woman was just crazy and... well... not very good to look at. Double D thought, his polite mind not able to say the more appropriate words to describe the woman. "We could ask Rolf for the cure, but it might take some bribery of sorts to get it out of him." He said.
"Why not just use them in a circus and rake up the dough?" Eddy offered. Alice scratched him. "YOW!" Alex and Alyssa snickered.
"I am sorry Eddy, but what if the effects become permanent soon? We need to find a solution or they may never turn back to normal." Double D stroked Alex and she wagged her little tail.
"But they're so cute as animals! Why can't we keep them like this?" Whined Ed.
"Did you just hear me Ed? They might never turn back if we don't!" Alex picked up Alyssa and put her on her back, then ran out the room. Alice followed behind.
"Where the hell are those three freaks going?" Eddy asked.
"Since you refuse to help, they must be looking for a cure!" Double D said.
Outside
They found Tim just outside. Tim barked, curious. "Bark! Baark bark!" Who are you? I never knew a golden retriever lived around here! Tim said. Excited, Alex introduced herself to her favorite puppy in the world.
"It's me Tim! Your master Alex!" He seemed confused at that title.
"Sorry, I don't have a master named Alex. But are you talking about my gold headed friend who always smells like meat?" He sniffed her and licked his chops. "FRIEND!" He tackled Alex head on and Alyssa and Alice had no choice to either watch or get killed in that mess.
"Since the guys were no help at all... where should we start?" Alice mewed.
"We should head back home first and see if we can find anything online that would help." Alyssa squeaked. Alice nodded her agreement and they ran to the house, leaving Alex and Tim to tussle. Double D and Eddy followed them as Ed picked up Tim and Alex and carried them away.
Inside
Alyssa climbed onto her desk and Alice turned on the computer. Double D sat in the chair and watched as she began to jump up and down on the keypad, typing in the words and then clicked search with her stubby arms. She spelled 'Animal/Human curses' on the search tab. After a few minutes, the results came on to find there was only one that came on positive to what they wanted. Alice clicked the top search and a blog created by a gypsy and her claims about curses and potions came onto the front. Double D took the mouse and clicked on the 'curses', and then to narrow down the search he clicked 'animals'.
There have been various claims that animal curses such as the werewolf or turning into a frog could be only cured with silver, or a kiss from a princess. Well it isn't. There are different types of cures for each and every condition. But all require one ingredient, the profile of the one who cast the curse, such as a piece of skin, hair, or some dandruff. But you must also prepare the cure so that your cure is exact, and you don't turn into something even worse. Below the paragraph, was a long listing in alphabetical order on the animals and how each could be cured. Double D looked at the first one his eye caught, which was 'feline'. "What does it say Double D?" Ed asked.
"Felines are rather easy to cure. First you must make sure to keep the cursed one away from any kind of fish and cat products." He read out loud, and wrote at the same time. Alice moped. "Take the sample of the one who cast the curse, and put it in a cold bath. Then, you take milk, warm it, and pour it into the tub. After, you put the feline into the tub and they should be cured in a matter of seconds!" Alice blanched at the thought of having to take a bath. Now as a cat, being wet at all was a nightmare. Eddy rubbed his palms together happily, finally being able to have revenge and she wouldn't kill him. Double D then clicked 'Canines' and read it aloud. "This oughta be gooood." Eddy said.
"Canines are tricky since they are very aggressive. First, make sure they don't chase any cars. They begin to lose themselves within the animal and that only makes it faster. The dog has to go 24 full hours without eating anything involving meat (that includes seafood). Next, take one thing that they hold the dearest to their hearts, and the sample on it, and break it in front of them. The anger should be enough to instantly revert them back to their normal selves." Double D swallowed. The Eds all looked at each other nervously.
"I'm not doing it!" Eddy said.
"Neither am I." Double D said. Both Eds looked at Ed, who was just staring off into space.
"Ed." They concluded, then Double D went to the link 'Rodents'.
"Rodents curses are a rare find, and are very hard to conjure. Curing it isn't easy either. The victim will have the urge to eat lots of things, but under NO circumstances can they be put in a cage. Instead, put the sample in a seed, have that same seed wrapped in the hair of the victim BEFORE the transformation, and leave it out in the moonlight for an hour. This is the easy part, getting them to eat it is the worst. They should return to normal within seconds of eating this." Alyssa turned very green and stuck out her tongue.
"Mew meeow meeww." "And I thought Ed ate disgusting things."
