"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ!" James yelled. "YEAH BABY GAIN GAIN!" Joker joined. "While you guys are just sitting there we are gaaaining!" Kaidan yelled.

The guys pushed harder.

Joker and Kaidan puffed heavily. Both stood up at the same time and sat on the couch, gasping for air. James was the last one who stood up. He stretched his body and turned his face to Liara. Her position was the closest to him. "Hey, Liara, can you scratch my back? It´s fucking itchy." Liara looked confused. Doesn´t he had hands? "Well, yes, but why?". Joker and Kaidan were too gobsmacked so they gave a fuck about what James had asked. Thane had heard it but his view was still fixed on the Talons of Garrus. Garrus looked to Shepard and shrugged his shoulders. Samantha rose her eyebrow in a strange way. It seems no one understood. Liara stood up and approached James. She started to scratch him. James finally solved the situation: "My biceps are too big I can´t scratch myself on my back no more." He smiled full of proud. He looked challenging to Joker and Kaidan. He wanted to say with that that they weren´t big enough. "As long as you two are able to scratch your back you didn´t gained enough, bros" He said laughing. "Ha ha how funny" Kaidan replied. "So then I got a problem." It was Joker. "What?" Kaidan asked. Joker continued: "I got the same problem with the size James spoke about. But actually on another area.". "Hm?" Liara asked. "Well, James, let me say this: Your biceps may be too big. But do you penetrate with them? No. My problem is even bigger. My dick is too big, Liara. Shepard, with this being said and revealed - I know all of you guys had supposed it already - I think I have to make an application because of this." "You..." James started. "Oh my dog", Kaidan said. Thanes view went over to them and he looked deprecative towards them. All the others brought out in laughter.

When they gained back their frame James made his way up to Garrus: "Do you want 10 Dollars?"

"What?" Garrus asked, "Dollars?"

"Oh my bad dollars are kind of earth money. I meant Credits. So do you want 10 Creds, Garrus?"

"Why?" he asked as he put his Talons back.

James continued: "for a protien Shake? To get your muscles a little bigger?".

Garrus crossed his arms and said: "So what does that suppose to mean?"

"You need to come and push the weights, man. Some iron."

"I´m fine human" he answered. He could easily bring James down to the ground but he stayed right where he was.

"Maybe you should sign in to the yoga classes then and change the ship. I heard that one called pussyfighters will dock soon."

"You better shut up now, James" he said angry.

Some of the others couldn´t hold themselves and laughed tears. Garrus shook his head and laid his Talons back on Shepards hips.

Shepard laughed hard. Her view went through the room and stayed at Thane. He was staring at her. As she looked into his eyes she smiled to him. His lips went up a bit and he gave her a little smile back.

Siha. My cute Siha. You are smiling at me. Let me hold you. Come into my arms and let me hold you close. Let me see your face let me see those beautiful smile. Let my fingers trace your wonderful lips. Let me protect you, he thought.

When she turned her view away from him and continued to look to the others his smile disappeared.

Suddenly Thane felt something terrible inside his stomach. He wanted to vomit to what he was supposed to see now.

Garrus started to kiss Shepard.

Thanes muscles stretched in a jiffy.

Garrus drew with his tongue across Shepards lips and entered them. He licked her tongue with his.

What an asshole, Thane thought. He knew exactly that he didn´t wanted it. He needed to kill someone. Immediately.

"Take a room", Joker yelled and threw a plastic bottle against Garrus. Garrus stopped. "Oh we will" he said while lifting Shepard up into his arms and carrying her through the door. Thane knew exactly in what that would end. Without hesitation he stood in. "Shepard. My apology. I need to talk you. It considers the missions."."The missions?" she asked astounded. This was too important. She continued: "If that´s the case, then we have to talk. Garrus, please let me down." He obeyed in a rage.

"Let´s go to my cabin", she went away.

"Thank you, Krios", Garrus murmured towards Thane. As Shepard was round the corner, already walking towards the elevator, completely out of their field of vision, Thane turned quickly around to Garrus and punched him bitter, right in the face. "The kiss, asshole", he hissed and walked away following Shepard.

Fortunetaly no one had seen them. Garrus couldn´t believe what had happened. His face hurt and he was stoned because of all his anger. What was this stupid drell even thinking?! He definitely needed distraction. He went back into the room but all the others had left. Maybe Joker knew some stupid jokes about drells too. Shepard and he could test her flexibilities later. He relaxed when he thought of all the possible drell jokes and walked away.

Shepard and Thane entered her cabin. They went through the middle of her room. "So?" she asked. Thane slowly approached her so that they were facing each other. He gently took her hands in his and looked at them, caressed their backs softly with his thumbs and lifted his head up to face her again with a deep look into her eyes. "Take me with you to your missions Siha. I want to be close to you to spend every minute with you." Shepards chin dropped. This was the cutest thing sheve ever heard. She blushed. "Siha.." Thane said in his deep voice.

Look at you my little Siha. Your cheek took a rosy color. You blushed for me. You blushed at my words. What for a greater compliment could I get. He put his right hand carefully at her right cheek. Shepard swallowed and answered: "You know that I don´t want to harm you. But I am also aware of your talents especially your fighting skills. They could be indeed very useful. So as long as nothing croppes up mhhhh let me say...yes."

He bowed elegantly down. She smiled at him and so did he.

"Soooo, what do you think about my room?" Shepard asked.

Thane looked around. "Good. It is big I like it."

"Well, I don´t."

Thane looked at her, wondered. "My apology?" he asked.

"It is too big. Why would I need such a big room? Because of my status? Because of Commander? Who am I? I don´t need that much space. It is really too big. I feel bad to have the biggest cabin. I don´t give a fuck that I am Commander. I could be a very good Commander in a more little and humble one too. This is just shit."

Thanes eyes widened. He was impressed. "Siha...you.. amaze me every time." They felt closer. She went to her desk and sat down. He went behind her putting his hands on her shoulders. "Stand up for me" he said quiet. She did and stood. In next to no time she was right in his arms.

Joker turned straight to Garrus as he had entered the cockpit. "Ah, Garrus. What´s wrong, man. Wanna hear some turian jokes?" "This drell is kind of pushing it too hard. Or how you use to say it cockblocking me." "Cockblucking, huh?" Joker asked and thought. Of course they used terms like cock and dick when Garrus was with them but he never heard one of them saying cockblocking in front of him. So there had to be just one reason where he got this from. "Did Shepard really taught you that term?" They had to laugh. "Easy big buddy. You can penetrate her later." He pressed some button activating the autopilot and turned his chair to Garrus. "Here we go. What´s the difference between a drell and a cactus?" "Nothing. Both look like shit" "You´re right. What does a turian say to another turian when they are right on the battlefield?" Garrus laughed. Joker and he were back into it.

Thane stood in the main hall thinking what he could do. James entered.

"Hey Thane, do you need the number of the gym?"

No response.

"Just saying", James added and went away.

Thoughts went through Thanes head. Siha. This turian would definitely see her again. Not imaginable what would happen. He decided to hide and guard over her cabin. He was sure that Garrus would show up soon.

Garrus entered the little floor that lead straight to her cabin. The assassin hid in a dark place on the left. Garrus was about to enter Shepards room. He wanted to open the door as soon he was pressed against a wall. "Back off" Thane said coldly. "Are you on drugs, drell?" Garrus responded. Thanes mouth spoiled and he gave him an iron kick into his pelvis. Garrus wanted to punch him but the assassin had pinned him too good. He couldn´t even move. "What is just wrong with you" Garrus started. Thane gaped angrily at him and let him off. "If you want to visit her, tell me the statement and I am willing to bring her your message." "You are a total fool drell", he stepped further to the door. Thane grabbed him by his neck, ripped him back and threw him down to the ground. "My apologies. Wasn´t I clear enough?"."Say her that I want to see her. Now. In my quarters." "I will see if I can get this through her." He left and entered Shepards room.

Garrus lifted himself up and went back to the elevator. It was impossible at that moment to enter her cabin. There was just one solution. He went to the main battery. So he had to wait for her.

"Ah, Thane. It´s you again. Everything alright?" Shepard asked and walked towards him. He watched every movement of her in total silence. As she stood in front of him she cocked her head. "Is everything all right?" He clasped his hands behind his back and nodded slowly with his eyes closed. If that is a good sign? Shepard asked herself. He opened his eyes and focused her. "There is someone who wishes to see you, Siha." his voice was so deep. "Oh, shit" Shepard said, immediately recognizing that her answer did not concern his statement but rather the depth of his voice. Instantly she added as she braced herself: "Uhm, I mean who wants to see me?". "Officer Vakarian. May I accompany you?". "Not necessary Thane but thank you."

He put his right hand on her right shoulder. After giving her a careful view he caressed a wisp of her hair smoothly behind her ear as he did the first time back in the machinery room. Her cheek turned red. "I care for you, Siha" he said in a low tone. "And I care for you Thane" with that being said Shepard hurried out of the room totally embarrassed as she remembered again that he had caught them.

"Shepard! There you are." Garrus went right towards her as he had locked the doors and pulled the Commander into his arms. "Garrus! How are you? Is everything fine?" she answered his hug by putting her hands around his neck. The turian kissed her intensely. "Now everything is alright" he joked. Shepard blushed "you are too kind". "But" he added "we got a drell problem." "Mh? How do you mean that?" Shepard didn´t know what went on between them both. So Garrus doesn´t wanted to be the lame part and sneak. He was a turian male and not a - how Shepard used to call it - pussy.

By this thought his lust rushed through his head and body. He pointed to the desk and put his turian mouth to her ears and whispered: "You want to lay down for me there?" It was pure erotic. Shepard got very wobbly knee, nodded quickly and went to the desk. She pressed herself up at the table edge, sat herself up and turned towards Garrus. He smiled, lust blinked in his eyes and he approached Shepard. He turned his head a last time to the door to make sure the door was locked properly. He didn´t wanted to be interrupted a second time. He took off Shepards trousers so that just her panties on her upper body were left. Shepard bit on her lower lip. As Garrus noticed that, he purred. He put the chair aside and went down to his knees. "What beautiful panties you got, Shepard" ."I...I.." she gasped air. Garrus glided with his talons over her legs specifically first on her outside legs then her inner legs. He went closer with his head between her legs and stopped before her panties. Shepard could feel his warm breath on her genital area. She was wet and Garrus grumbled. "Do you know what I see Shepard?" Her legs started to shake as his talons went closer from her thigh to her intimacy area. " no Garrus" she stuttered with excitement. "I see a cute little circle caused by your juices on your panties" he said and licked over his mouth. "Oh...oh." Shepard noticed and started shaking all over her body because she went so horny: "So what...what...what are you going to do about this now?" she asked with a shaking in her voice. "Exactly what you are expecting honey" He put his talons down on her panties and stretched the material slowly aside to the right so that her genital area was exposed to him while she still had her underwear on. "Mhh this view is much better" he admitted. "OH FUCK GARRUS PLEASE DO IT!" "What?" he asked provokingly with a quizzically smile on his face. "L l l" Shepard gasped air "l l please lick me" "I shall lick you?" he asked back. "YEEES! Oh yes please yes!" He looked at her and then back between her legs and smiled as the juices slowly dripped out of her. "Please lick my little pussy with your fucking turian tongue pleeaaase!" He did and unbanned her. This sentence from her was just too sexy, Garrus couldn´t resist any more - even if he first had wanted to. He licked her rough and quick. Shepard moaned and clawed herself into the desk. "UUuuuuhhh" she yelled and lifted her hips up. He pressed her hips back down with his free talons while he was still holding her panties with his other talons away from her genital area. With one quick move his tongue went in her hole. Shepard threw her head back and moaned louder. She thumped the table because it felt too good. Garrus pulled his tongue back out of her hole and licked quick over her clit. This gave her the rest. She came with a loud scream but what the fuck was this. She couldn´t gasp air because he didn´t let the fuck go. He continued! "GARRUS!" she screamed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" He did the fuck not stop. His tongue went a little upwards and he slid his tongue through her slit with a speeded up movement. "OH SHIT IM LOSING MY BRAIN! STOOOOOOOOP!" she screamed. He did not hear. His talons let go off her hips and went through her breasts as he bit softly into her genital area still licking her this time with more pressure. Shepard boxed against the wall next to her and went through her second orgasm. A great shake went through her body and Garrus slowed his tongue, licking a last time through her slit and stopped. "Thank you" she whispered. He stood up and Shepard slipped downwards the table. She braced herself on Garrus thighs when her legs met the floor and she lifted her head up and found her face right in front of Garrus cock. "Upps" she said her eyes widened. Only now Garrus noticed the situation. He didn´t recognized that Shepard slipped down the table while he was too busy enjoying her wonderful juices. What am I for an idiot he said to himself. Suddenly she took his cock in her mouth and sucked him hard and deep. Garrus eyes widened and he let out a loud groan as he positioned his hands on the desk for support. He was close to come but this time he didn´t wanted to come inside her mouth. He felt Shepards moaning on his genital area which drew him wild. He pulled her back up on the table, positioned her on all fours right into the doggy position. He sited himself right at her entrance. "So." he started. "OH GARRUS NO! DO IT! PLEASE! JUST DO IT!" "You have to tell me what to do Shepard". "YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!" she yelled at him. "And what if not?" "OH YOU DO!" "Then ,say it."."Fuck me! Right! Now! I am your fucking Commander and I command you to fucking fuck me!" "Not bad. Where should I come?" "Oh Garrus what the fuck you can come all over me wherever you want whether in my mouth on my belly or even in my ass I don´t give a shit I want this fucking cock just in my pussy so come on fuck me!" He rammed inside her. Shepard screamed. "Your pussy is so good" Garrus groaned as he fucked her deeper and harder. His hips clapped against her ass. "Fuck Shepard this is the horniest thing I´ve ever done" "Shut the fuck up and go on!" she moaned back. And oh yes he did. His free talons gripped her ass and he pierced her harder. His cock seemed to explode in her as both seemed to reach to their orgasm. "I want your fucking sperm! I want to swallow it I want your sperm in my mouth please come in my mouth Garrus!" What beautiful words. He gave her five more hard batches before he turned her and pulled her cute face against his cock. She immediately took him, sucked at him quick, he came and she swallowed his cum joyfully.

They gasped for air and kissed. "This was...amazing" Garrus admitted. "Oooh yes" Shepard giggled. They slowly gained back their frame and cuddled.