A/N: So Bad Lip Reading recently uploaded a full version of "Seagulls! (Stop it now)" and I have been wanting that for sooooo long (and it's pretty awesome), but it also reminded me that I still had to make an explanation for "Not the Future". So, here it is.

There will be less explaining to do this time, because this song just makes more sense than "Bushes of Love".

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. Neither does Bad Lip Reading, but they came up with this song and they're complete geniuses.

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So, just like last time, let's start with the full lyrics.

Chewbacca: Haaaaaaaaa!

C-3PO: I think it's about time that I walk away, walk away

So I turn around and walk away but then I look back

Sad lady make me turn and walk away again

Unnamed Voice: Even though it looks like it's the future

It's really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

Please remember:

Even though some things look so familiar

(Ah!)

They're not really on earth

Yeah it's a galaxy far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking 'round every day

And no one notices

Luke: Well I messed up

Yeah I made a mistake

I can't sleep, have to find your place soon

My tailor's awesome, all the people looking

Rolling like I'm platinum

(Haaaaaaa!)

You I've gone a long way to change my mind about us since I've seen you

But I'm talking at my robot as you mill about the city

And I'm on my way

Girl, there's something that you need to know

Unnamed Voice: Even though it looks like it's the future

(Ah!)

It's really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

And just remember:

Even though some things look so familiar

(Ah!)

They're not really on earth yeah it's a galaxy far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking 'round every day

And no one notices

Ahhhhhh, space station blown away

(It's not the future)

Ahhhhhh, floating in the diaper tank

(It's not the future)

Ahhhhhh, space leprechaun fade away

(It's not the future)

Ahhhhhh, cyborg with no big boy words to say

(It's not the future)

R2-D2: Get turnt, get real turnt

Get turnt, get, get real turnt

Luke: Well I'm jaywalker got a lot of fresh damage, oh no

I can't always be around to explore foreign love

Overflowing for your love

At night I'm sure that when we argue makes me dream about those demon fishies

It's not the way that it's meant to be and

I bless your outfit, mmm, that's a good choice

C-3PO: What is he saying I don't understand

Luke: Listen girl,

I hope the heartbreak leaves me on the weekend

Unnamed Voice: Even though it looks like it's the future

(Ah!)

It's really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

And just remember:

Even though some things look so familiar

(Ah!)

They're not really on earth yeah it's a galaxy far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking 'round every day

And it's a place where

Little furry creatures dance, but they're not teddy bears

They're an alien equivalent

And they may rage in familiar trees but it's not the Redwoods you see

Alien trees on an alien moon, oh oh

It's something else indeed

(It's something else indeed)

Alien trees on an alien moon, oh oh

C-3PO: Time to break it down, break it down, down, down, down

Luke: Yeah I was big in Japan,

I was king of ping pong

Yeah I was bad at tuba and I'm sure you'd like me to bounce

C-3PO: Master I need one of these

Do they come in threes?

'Cause I need to squeeze them

Chewbacca: Yeahhh

Luke: Yeah I was big in Japan,

I was king of ping-pong

Yeah I was bad at tuba and I'm sure you'd like me to bounce

Unnamed Voice: Sometimes that moment when you wish you could run and hide

Is when you find you need a new hyperdrive

We all sometimes wish we could get away

And if you try

You gotta just make sure if you hide in a cave that it's

Really not some giant space snake

Even though it looks like it's the future

(Ah!)

It's really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

And just remember:

Even though some things look so familiar

(Ah!)

They're not really on earth yeah it's a galaxy far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking 'round every day

And no one notices

Even though it looks like it's the future

(Ah!)

It's really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

And just remember:

Even though some things look so familiar

(Ah!)

They're not really on earth yeah it's a galaxy far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking 'round every day

And no one notices

R2-D2: Get turnt, get real turnt

Get turnt, get, get real turnt

(It's not the future)

Get turnt, get real turnt

Get turnt, get, get real turnt

(It's not the future)

(It's not the future)

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So, let's crack on with the explanation. This song is about two things: trying to explain that Star Wars is in the past, not the future, and on different worlds, but also about Luke trying to make up for the mistakes he made with his girlfriend(s). He didn't listen to Obi-Wan's advice (about the bushes, remember?).

Haaaaaaaaa!

Chewie is sad because Haaaaaaaan still hasn't returned and the gate is closed.

I think it's about time that I walk away, walk away

So I turn around and walk away but then I look back

Sad lady make me turn and walk away again

Threepio feels he should give the princess some time alone to process everything, but hesitates. One look at her sad face is enough to convince him to leave.

Even though it looks like it's the future

It's really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

Please remember:

Even though some things look so familiar

(Ah!)

They're not really on earth

Yeah it's a galaxy far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking 'round every day

And no one notices

This is basically a summary of what Star Wars is about. It's just a longer version of "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…"

Well I messed up

Yeah I made a mistake

I can't sleep, have to find your place soon

This is where it gets interesting to explain. Luke is suffering from a breakup with his girlfriend. He admits he made a mistake (cheating on her with his sister?) and wants to talk about it.

My tailor's awesome, all the people looking

He bought new clothes for the occasion and everyone is like "Whaaaat?"

Rolling like I'm platinum

and he thinks he's awesome.

You I've gone a long way to change my mind about us since I've seen you

He explains how he had the time to make up his mind.

But I'm talking at my robot as you mill about the city

And I'm on my way

This suggests that the previous things were not said to her directly, but probably in a voicemail. (hands-free, because he's flying his X-wing, always fly safe)

Girl, there's something that you need to know

(Chorus)

A typical trying-to-discuss-important-things-with-your-girlfriend-but-you-panic-and-make-a-star-wars-reference-situation. (Everyone who ever watched The Big Bang Theory knows what I mean).

Space station blown away

Death Star, obviously

Floating in the diaper tank

Bacta tank

Space leprechaun fade away

Yoda dying

Cyborg with no big boy words to say

Lobot

Get turnt, get real turnt

Get turnt, get, get real turnt

According to Urban Dictionary, this could mean 'hyped', 'drunk', 'high' or 'f*cked up'.

Well I'm jaywalker got a lot of fresh damage, oh no

Luke just crossed the street illegally without looking to his right, his left and then his right again. He almost got hit by a speeder, but the driver could dodge him and crashed into a wall instead. Big damage.

I can't always be around to explore foreign love

Overflowing for your love

Here, we discover that Luke really is cheating on his girlfriend with Leia, but they are having an argument too. He tries to explain through a hologram video message that he doesn't always have time for her (cough because he's dating two girls at the same time cough) but still loves her.

At night I'm sure that when we argue makes me dream about those demon fishies

Every time they argued, he would have nightmares about 'demon fishies'. (Are those Luke's personal version of the chicken-duck-woman-thing? Trying to warn him about the dangers of love, especially when it's your sister? Should've listened to Obi-Wan, Luke.)

It's not the way that it's meant to be and

I bless your outfit, mmm, that's a good choice

He is trying to say how their love is too important to be destroyed by such a stupid argument, and tries to make her change her mind by complimenting her clothing. (Unfortunately, she doesn't take it well because she's only wearing a golden bikini)

What is he saying I don't understand

Threepio is a robot and doesn't understand what's so special about her outfit.

Listen girl,

I hope the heartbreak leaves me on the weekend

Oh, he's so desperate to keep her.

(Chorus)

And it's a place where

Little furry creatures dance, but they're not teddy bears

They're an alien equivalent

And they may rage in familiar trees but it's not the Redwoods you see

Alien trees on an alien moon, oh oh

Again, this speaks for itself. They're still going about the 'it's not the future and also not our planet' theme.

Time to break it down, break it down, down, down, down

Threepio tests his deejay-skills.

Yeah I was big in Japan,

I was king of ping pong

Few people know Luke once won the Ping Pong World Championship in Japan.

Yeah I was bad at tuba and I'm sure you'd like me to bounce

He had less luck when he tried to win America's got talent by playing tuba.

Master I need one of these

Do they come in threes?

'Cause I need to squeeze them

Let's be honest: who wouldn't want to have a baby Ewok?

Sometimes that moment when you wish you could run and hide

Is when you find you need a new hyperdrive

Let's count how many times the Falcon's hyperdrive worked in Empire strike back. (*Watches whole movie*) Once. Huh.

We all sometimes wish we could get away

And if you try

You gotta just make sure if you hide in a cave that it's

Really not some giant space snake

Who doesn't love a reference to the good old space slug?

(Chorus repeats several times)

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So, that's about everything I could find. I hope it's enough, but like I said, this song simply makes more sense and is more self-explanatory than Bushes of Love.

Not sure if I'm going to do Seagulls! (Stop it now) too. It's even more self-explanatory. Unless… (*sees hidden meaning in song that is literally about seagulls attacking a space leprechaun during his stroll on the beach*)