And…..I'm back for chapter 2 of "You're Going Down" and to tell the truth to you guys, I really consider this chapter to be a filler. Yes, you must be thinking of something along the line of: "What?! A filler chapter this early in the story?!" Well, that's because the chapter where they do start to play the games is nowhere near complete, and it might take some time to complete it, so please bear with me! Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to the first four reviewers, who sadly, did not get their cookies. So to Hearii, Super 4 C, callmenicole and contammynated.sith.of.mustafar (do I really have to add you? You did get a part of my share of choco crinkles….) this chapter is for you.

The idea for this chapter was born during my Social Studies class, so to my Social Studies teacher, thank you for not noticing that I wasn't taking down notes about Asian History.

Disclaimer: Kubo Tite owns Bleach, but I own cookies! shakes bag

Chapter 2- Breaking the News

Since Yamamoto- soutaicho has done the videogames and consoles deal with Ichigo and Rukia, the only thing left to do was to the actual telling of plans to the taichos and fuku-taichos. Frankly, the last thing any sane person would like to do. Especially if you know how they are like during the "unimportant" meetings (meaning: it looks like Soul Society's fate doesn't rest on it, but it actually does).Let's take for example the meeting for the "Soul Society Grand Festival" a few centuries ago

-Flashback mode-

"The meeting for the festival shall now begin." Yamamoto-soutaicho said seeing that all the squads are at the meeting hall…and they are all chattering loudly.

"The meeting has now begun." Yamamoto-soutaicho said, trying to catch the taicho's attentions.

Chatter,chatter….

"Ehem."

Chatter,chatter….

"EHEM."

Chatter, chatter….

"Anyone who doesn't quiet down in the next 10 seconds will clean all the hallways of the Shinigami Academy." Yamamoto-soutaicho said.

…..Silence. No wonder he was known as the "Holy Terror of Terrors, May Kami-sama Save our Souls. Amen."

"As I was saying, we will now take in suggestions for the Soul Society Grand Festival. Anyone who has suggestions-…."

Kyouraku raised his hand. Excited much?

"-may raise his or her hand." Yamamoto-soutaicho finished. Seeing that Kyouraku has a something to say, he then continued:

"Yes. Kyouraku-taicho?"

"Absolutely anything, Yama-jii?" Kyouraku asked.

"Yes, Kyouraku-taicho." Yamamoto-soutaicho said.

"I suggest a Karaoke bar!" Kyouraku said.

"No! A Singing Contest!"

"The hell? A Merry Maids Café!"

"Useless! A Merry Neko Maids Café!"

…Ooh…They're getting fired up…

"A Chinese Restaurant!" Soi Fong shouted.

"A miniature French Riviera." Byakuya said.

"A Mud Wrestling Café!" Unohana said (?!)

"Dissection Clinic, what else?" Kurotsuchi said.

"Beer Brawl Bar!" Kenpachi shouted.

"….Taicho makes the best suggestions…" Ikkaku whispered to Yumichika.

"Candy Bar! All kinds of candies!' Yachiru shouted.

"Ice cream Parlor." Hitsugaya muttered.

"Eh?! Ice cream Parlor?! A Free flowing Sake Bar!" Matsumoto shouted.

"How about something like "DOKI! Onna Darake no Idol Mizuki Taikai?" Ukitake suggested.

"No,no…we need more….shock factor.." Kyouraku said while entering a thinking mode.

"Hmmm….I suggest a Cat-eared Nudie Bar." Gin said.

"Well, how about a No-Pan Kissa?" Aizen said with a smile.

"THAT'S IT! Aizen, you're a genius!" Kyouraku shouted, not noticing a flying hard-bound book that's flying in his direction.

"THAT'S IT?! Taicho, you pervert!" Nanao shouted as she shook Kyouraku's unconscious body.

"Look Nanao-chan….pretty birds….and pwetty twinkling stars…." Kyouraku said.

"Well, if it comes down to that, how about a Reverse Harem Café?" Unohana suggested.

"No! A Bishounen Dancer Bar!" Matsumoto shouted, while the members of the SWA gasped.

"Bishounen dancers?"

"Not bad…good Matsumoto."

But, unfortunately, someone just has to disagree….

"No-Pan Kissa!"

"Nudie Bishounen Dancer Bar!"

"NO-PAN KISSA!"

"NUDIE BISHOUNEN DANCERS!"

"I'm not hearing this…." Hitsugaya thought as he covered his ears.

"Think happy thoughts…..happy thoughts…..don't get a nosebleed…" Renji thought as he glanced at Byakuya….who was calmly drinking tea, oblivious to the flying books, chairs, tables and….Yachiru behind him.

"No way…." Renji thought.

Momo has, poor thing, passed out cold on the floor.

As Yamamoto-soutaicho looked at the chaos and madness before him, he decided to countdown to calm himself.

"5……"

"There,there……calm down"

"4……………"

"Calm down…………calm down"

"3……………."

"…..This isn't working…."

"2……….."

"What the heck……"

"RYUUJIN JAKKA!"

…..Silence….at last….

"We will do a horror house. Any suggestions, comments or violent reactions should be kept to yourselves. Anyone who disagrees would run 500 laps around Seireitei, and shunpo isn't allowed. Does everybody agree?" Yamamoto-soutaicho shouted.

Everybody nods in unison.

"Good."

-Present time-

"I think I lost a few hairs because of that meeting." Yamamoto-soutaicho thought with a sigh, he then continued:

"And this meeting would probably cost a few more…but it's the sanity of the ahole of Soul Society that's hanging in this meeting…and someone has to do it."

"I guess I'll have to ask Kurosaki-san to buy one of those hair regrowth formulas." Yamamoto muttered.

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"Today, we will have a briefing about the upcoming Gaming Weekends." Yamamoto-soutaicho said as Kyouraku's hand slowly started to raise.

"Anyone who says something during this briefing would run 800 laps around Seireitei. No shunpo." Yamamoto-soutaicho said. Kyouraku quickly snatched down his hand.

"It will start this coming Saturday; the games would be brought by Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia. The other humans have promised to come and assist us. Any questions?"

Silence ensued.

"Good. That is all, good day."

Yamamoto then proceeded to walk out of the room.

"Yes. No lost hairs." Yamamoto-soutaicho thought.

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"BAH-BUMP! The Nothing-But-Idol-Girls Swimsuit Suit-Off!"

"No-Panties Café''

The translations are from Negima, volume 9.

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