Intercepted Communications Pt. 2
Kirk to Bones: Poppies... you can make opium out of those, right?
Bones to Kirk: Yeah, but... why? JIM SO HELP ME-! If you start making opium I WILL hypo you into oblivion.
Kirk to Bones: I just thought Spock could take a little loosening up? ...Would opium work on a Vulcan, O wonderful xenobiologist of mine? *grin*
Bones to Kirk: Oh. No, it wouldn't. Sorry Jim. And, you do realize Spock watches these now, right?
Kirk to Bones: ? NO WAY!
Spock to Kirk & Bones: The two of you do understand that shipwide broadcasts are not -and never will be- personal?
Kirk to Bones: Ooops. Wrong button.
Bones to Kirk: Enjoy your shift today Jim. *evil smirk*
Kirk to Bones: Bones? *tiny whimper* Save me?
Spock to Bones: Doctor McCoy, your presence will not be needed. Mr. Scott was good enough to deliver a number of heavy chains. I assure you, the captain will remain faithfully... tied to his duties until his shift ends. Spock out.
Sickbay: *wild laughter*
Chapel to Spock: Commander Spock, this is Nurse Chapel. Dr. McCoy seems to be having some kind of fit of hysterics? Should I sedate him, or is this all your fault?
Spock to Chapel: ...Sedation is ...unnecessary. Thank you, Nurse Chapel.
Chapel to Spock: Sure, Commander. *sigh* The things I put up with-
fin.
