Twilight and Kiddy Grade
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Is this the right room Ali?" Bella asked stopping in front of a large ornate wooden door with her head tilted to the side slightly.
"Yep! Need me to open it for you?" Alice asked causing Bella to snort slightly as she pushed the door open easily with one hand, not even bothered by all of the various vampires staring at her now as she walked into the room.
"Nope! I think I got it open just fine on my own Ali-cat." Bella said grinning smugly at the pixie who snickered from on her shoulder and took pictures of the disbelieving looks on everyones faces as Bella nearly sauntered into the room.
"Bella?!" The Cullens said nearly in harmony as they stared at the human carrying Alice on her shoulder easily in shock and disbelief.
"Ta-da. Oh…wait…Ali I got an idea!" Bella said her eyes lighting up as she glanced at Alice whose eyes were unfocused for a moment before she grinned.
"I saw! That looks like fun and the reactions will be epic! Do it!" Alice said eagerly and causing Bella to laugh as she easily picked Alice up, causing all the vampires to stare at her in shock and disbelief.
"Hey Jasper!" Bella shouted to the empath on the other side of the room looking almost overwhelmed by all the emotions he was feeling from the others.
"Catch!" Bella said grinning devilishly when he looked up, throwing Alice towards him as easily as a quarterback throws a football. In an instant he freaked and dashed forward to catch his mate, her laughing the whole time.
"Nice catch Jazzy. Nice throw 'Clair! That was a lot of fun!" Alice said kissing her husbands cheek before laughing and grinning as she looked at the human who was laughing her ass off at all the vampires reactions.
"How did you get here on your own? Where are the guards that were escorting you and how did you manage to open the door by yourself?" A blond haired woman next to the three occupied thrones asked staring at Bella in disbelief and shock, causing the girl to snicker.
"Eh Ali gave me directions so I ran here cause I wanted to see if there were any hot and single ladies in here. Left Eddikins, those two big guys, and the cute little twins in the dust back after we left that hot receptionist chick. The door wasn't even heavy so it was easy to open…now who are you and what do I have to do to get you to go on a date with me at the least?" Bella asked eyeing the woman up and down before grinning at the woman, causing her to appear a little flustered while one of the guys in the thrones growled angrily at Bella and the vampires around her were gaping even harder now.
"That's my wife you disrespectful little human!" The growling guy snarled standing up angrily while Bella blinked before looking at him confused.
"Damn…how'd you get a beautiful lady like her? You look all old and crinkly and pale and her…well hot damn have you seen her?" Bella asked causing a few of the vampires to whimper or make other noises of dismay at the soon to be dead human while the Cullens were gaping and woman with long blond hair was trying her best not to laugh.
"You little-" The man flew at Bella at super speeds just as Jane and the other guards appeared in the doorway with Edward. Most of the Cullens and other vampires cried out warnings and in shock towards the human who just gave a vicious bloodthirsty grin that showed her pearly white teeth behind her ruby red lips as she spun around on one foot, high kicking the attacking vampire right in the head.
You could hear a pin drop from the busy city above as the attacking vampires body crumpled to the ground while his head landed in the dark haired guys lap as he sat in the middle throne wide eyed.
"Jeez talk about anger management issues. You'd think he'd be used to people recognizing how beautiful his wife looks by now." Bella said not even bothered by the body crumpled at her feet as she rolled her eyes and stepped away from the body, closer to a group of three dark skinned women in furs that had been moving as if to protect the human from the king.
"'Clair you do know you just beheaded a king right?" Alice asked amused as she watched her best friend look completely unconcerned at being surrounded by vampires, most of whom had red eyes.
"Ah crap I just started a war again didn't I?" Bella asked frowning slightly but looking pretty unconcerned really as she looked around at the other vampires, appreciating the beautiful women around her.
"Again?" An Irish woman with red hair and red eyes asked raising an eyebrow at the girl who gave a sheepish grin.
"Yeah…I usually piss off a lot of people in power and end up in a war or at least a large fight with them…not like they ever actually win though." Bella said rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly as she shrugged a little self-consciously while everyone stared at her.
"She…She's not lying." A dark haired red eyed teenaged looking Irish girl said from behind the Irish woman and a man.
"Of course I'm not. Why would I?" Bella asked confused and a little insulted at the thought of them thinking she was lying about that.
"It's alright. That's Maggie. She has the gift of telling if someone is lying or not. She's pretty much a vampire lie detector and is considered the most neutral vampire in the world thanks to her gift." Alice called to her friend who blinked before nodding in understanding.
"Ah makes sense then. Always nice to meet a beautiful and honest lady like yourself, Miss Maggie." Bella said giving a charming smile as she bowed slightly towards Maggie, causing the poor girl to squeak slightly as she hid behind the Irish woman.
"What's wrong Maggie? Did she lie about it being nice to meet you?" The Irish male asked protectively as he glared at Bella while Maggie shook her head.
"No. She was being entirely truthful." Maggie said looking embarrassed as she hid behind the woman who looked amused.
"Of course I am. I'm always happy to meet a beautiful woman like yourself. It's even better to meet an honest woman as well, makes you as beautiful inside as you are out." Bella said grinning again, earning another embarrassed squeak from Maggie.
"Must you flirt with every single woman who catches your eye lately 'Clair?" Alice asked amused and causing Bella to shoot her a disbelieving look.
"No of course not!" Here everyone blinked as Bella grinned mischievously as she eyed all of the beautiful not single women in the room.
"I must flirt with every beautiful woman in general whether they're married, mated, or single I don't care. They all are very beautiful and just because I flirt with them doesn't mean I'll sleep with all of them. Only the ones that want to sleep with me." Bella finished grinning slightly while everyone blinked at her for a minute before staring at Maggie who was staring at Bella wide eyed.
"She's not lying."
