"Guys, remember that Truth or Dare thing? That was soo weird!" Peach said.

"Heh. Link would be so cute as a girl!" Zelda asked if Master Hand could get the gender swap gun.

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"RRRAIIIINNNBOOOWWWW MEEEEEEEAAATBALLLLLLLSSSSS!" Peach battle-cried. "Pow, pow, pow!"

One gender swapping madness round later...

"Aah! I has teh woman parts!" Jack said. "Hmm... maybe this'll fix it." *turns into a Pikachu*

"IMMA GONNA EAT CHU!" Kirby spasm-screamed.

"Wait... Kirby, why aren't you any different?"

"OM NOM NOM!"

"Let's check dis tail... Hey, it worked!"

"Hey! I do look pretty good as a woman!" the Heroine of Time said.

Zelda looked at her crotch and fainted.

"IMMA GONNA SHOOT CHU! BANG BANG BANG!"

"Annd... we're back." Link stated.

"Face teh mallet!" Kin Dedede would regret starting a war. "Hit de with de hammer!"

"Oh no you didn't!" *transforms into a Gallade and slices King Dedede's head off*

"Okay. We know not to mess with you. Now who wants Jello?" Peach asked.

"Okay!" said all the little smashers.

"Heh."

One 'Jello' dessert later...

"Eew! They were fox brains? That's gross!" Fox fainted after Ness made this comment.

"IMMMA GONNA EAT CHU!" Guess who said that? "OMNITTY NOMMITY NOM!"

In some kind of creepy telepathic unison, Jack and Lucario both 'said', "HOLY PACMAN!"

"Hey, that reminds me, we have to pick up Pac, Paletuna, and the Miis!"

"Yaaayyy! Happy dance! Pal-e-tun-a!" Pit sung.

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