I've had you so many times, but somehow
I want more. . .


- I. . . hate. . . women. They're sensitive, silly, manipulative and they wants to dominate the world. This life would be so much better without them. - Shannon couldn't stop complaining about his date as other guys barely could take it more.

- It would be boring without them. - Shane responded

- It would not. We could play football or basketball all day. And we could drink bear like all they long without them complaining. - Shannon said. - But of course, weeds doesn't disappear that easy. I have you Jeff on my side, right?

- I think that you just didn't found the right woman yet. - The brown-haired man with bear in his hand responded. - When you'll find her, you couldn't imagine anything better than to spend your entire life with her.

- Highly dunno. - Shannon responded. - I mean just listen to them, I mean they can drive you completely cra. . .

- Oh just shut up! - Matt cried out. - Now you're talking trash about them, tomorrow you'll be on a next date jumping up and down from excitement. So just shut the hell up before I shut you myself!

- Not the right day Matty? - Shane smiled

- The worst of them all. . .

- What happened? - Jeff asked

- Another fight with Amy. . .

- Again? - Shannon asked

- Yep. For the past few weeks all we do is fight. It sucks man. Before wedding our relationship was magical, now. . . now I don't even know. - Matt responded.

- Jeff you're a lucky man to avoid wedding. - Shane said as Jeff smiled ironical.

- Yes, of course that I am. - Jeff raised his eyebrow. - My ex fiance made a fool of me till she turned insane and now sits in a mental hospital. My ex girlfriend who I still care about, doesn't want to know anything about me. So yeah, I'm one lucky man.

- Life sucks. . . - Matt said

- And so does women. - Shannon added as other guys gave him mean, angry, killing looks.


- No no no no! - Trish responded as she heared Chris' suggestion. - Never!

- Oh common Trishie!

- You know I hate when you call me that!

- Well I will call you that for the rest of our lifes if you won't accept to go with me to that movie. . . Trishie! - Chris laughed a little

- But it's not some kind of a simple funny movie, it's the scary one! - Trish said

- Well it's just a movie! If you'll get scared, I promise I'll be there for you. - Chris nodded in agreement. - By the way, I already bought tickets. Front row seats. - the blonde Canadian man smiled proud of himself. It was very hard to get that tickets. - You don't want to waste my money, do you Trishie?

- Ugh fine. - Trish rolled her eyes as Chris jumped from his seat and started hugging her. - But if you call me Trishie again I swear to God just as you taking me to the scary movie, I'll drag you to the girly one!

- Whoa no hard feelings! - Chris smiled as Trish giggled. - Ok and now I have a match. - Chris stood up. - See ya later?

- Of course. - Trish smiled as Chris left.

- So, got yourself a rebound boy? - Trish turned out to see Randy standing behind her. - He's better than that Trish.

- Nice to see you too Randy. - she smiled ironical. What a huge distance along with Stacy came between them.

- Listen, I don't mean to annoy you or stuff, you know I still love you and I'm so upset that you just can't get along with Stacy. - Randy said as Trish rolled her eyes. All Randy was doing for the past months - is defending Stacy. - I mean how can you be so selfish?

- Selfish? I? - Trish raised her eyebrow. - Wow Randy, and I thought that you were the one who hooked up with my biggest enemy.

- That's the problem! She changed but you don't want to give her another chance! Why can't you just stop insulting her? Why can't you at least try to get along? For me?! Am I. . .

- She's only acting Randy. - Trish cut him. - When you're not around, she's acting like an ultimate slu. . .

- DON'T GO THERE! I forbid you to call her like that ever again Trish. I mean it!

- You know what? I have way more important things to do than to argue with you, ok? You're blind when the talk goes around her, but it's okay. After over 20 years we know each other you choose to believe her and not me, well then fine, but when she'll break you down and you'll see her real face, than I'm not so sure if I'll be here for you. And before that, why don't you just leave me alone and go to that fake barbie of yours? - Trish asked as she left and Randy kept standing there. That's the problem about men's best female friends - they never get along with their girlfriends. . .


- Oh hey Trish! - Stacy said as she came near Trish. - Why such a mimic? Oh oh let me guess! You once again tried to convince Randy that I'm only playing with him, right? God, you're so silly Trish! I mean he will never believe you! He's in love with me and as far as I will be with him, he will do whatever I'm going to tell him to. So stop trying hun, cuz' it just make you look so hopeless!

- All my ex boyfriends kick you out of their beds, because they were afraid of getting AIDS, so now you're stretching yourself around my best friend? - Trish smiled as Stacy rolled her eyes. - It's just a matter of time when Randy'll get rid of you, because lets face it, he's just too good for you. I mean Randy being himself could do so much better. Give me some time and I'll prove it to him.

- You've got all the time in the universe sweetheart! Try to repeat him that, but one day he'll get mad and your friendship will be a history. Like I care! Talking about your ex boyfriends. . . you know one of them was even very happy to have me in his bed. . . You know which one? Jeff Hardy. - Stacy giggled as Trish felt the memories filling her mind, she felt sick. Heartache never left. . .

- You're lying. . . - Trish whispered

- Yep, keep telling it to yourself sweetheart, maybe once you'll believe it. - Stacy smiled. - And now, I have to go. . . - Stacy touched doors knob as she heared Trish's voice and froze. . .

- You ever mention Jeff's name when I'm around again and I'll tell Randy that you had an abortion, this way killing his baby. . .