"Hey, I'm going to do some laundry, seriously. I'm going to be The Pope for our party tonight and I need to wash my Pope robe, does anyone else need stuff washed?' Hidan asked. However, he made the mistake of heading for the laundry room…
"NOOOOOOOOO, YEAH!" Deidara tackled Hidan.
"Seriously, Deidara is this some weird sex fetish thing that you do?" Hidan asked from underneath his Pope robe.
"Okay, first Itachi is the one that likes it rough and second, you can't go in there because my Chocobo laid an egg, yeah." Hidan didn't say anything at first.
"Oh…Chocobo? Isn't that your chicken? And is that true about Itachi?"
"She's not a chicken and yes, yeah." We'll leave them alone for now.
"Zetsu, I just think it's great that we're having this party tonight. I mean I'm going to be the best Akatsuki ever for you guys since I'm the new guy and everything. I'll dress up and have a great costume! I promise! What are you going to be Zetsu? I'm sure any costume you come up with will be just great!" And Tobi continued to rattle.
"Um…Tobi shouldn't you be getting your costume together…you know…in silence?" Zetsu asked. Zetsu's costume wasn't that original…it consisted of him taking off the Akatsuki robe and climbing into a flower pot with fake potting soil….yes he was going to be a plant.
Itachi was in his bedroom getting things ready for his costume. Needless to say, he had thrown a hundred things out of the closet and now everything was scattered all over his bed. Now, Itachi had the terribly challenging decision of deciding if he was going to wear light or dark wash jeans. He had already chosen his shirt…well actually it was Deidara's but since when did Itachi care that he was constantly taking Deidara's stuff? This wasn't just any shirt; it was Deidara's incredibly figure flattering Hard Rock Café Tokyo shirt that 'the leader' had gotten while in Tokyo. Itachi loved taking that whenever he wanted it. Itachi's costume for the evening: Rock Star.
"It's really a bitch being half shark…it really limits your Halloween costumes." Kisame whined to Kakuzu.
"Dude, you're a shark…that's totally freaky." Kakuzu said.
"I'm not completely a shark you know. So what's your costume for tonight?" Kisame asked.
"I'm going to be a marshmallow!" Kakuzu declared.
"What?" Kisame couldn't believe what he had just heard.
"Yeah, I'm going to tie some pillows around me, you know with white pillow cases…it's be cute!" Kakuzu said.
"Riiiiiiight." Kisame said trying to forget that this just happened. So the costumes so far were Hidan as the Pope, Kakuzu as a marshmallow, Zetsu as a…plant, Deidara as Deidara in Puma and Itachi as Hard Rock Itachi. Sasori, Tobi, and Kisame hadn't yet revealed their costumes.
Deidara was in the laundry room talking to the chocobo and taking care of Hidan's Pope robe. He wasn't in there long because Itachi started yelling for him.
"Deidara, do you think this conditioner weights me down too much?" he asked shaking long black hair back and forth.
"No, I think its fine, yeah." Deidara answered and so Itachi ran off to search for the perfect cologne.
Sasori looked at Tobi. He wasn't certain whether to laugh, cry, or run the other way…"Oh…my…god…Really? And to think I thought the 70's were dead…" Tobi was decked out in a polyester disco suit complete with platform shoes. He had found it at a thrift store earlier in the week. Sasori just shook his head. "Go get the candy ready for the trick or treaters." Sasori instructed. Tobi left in disco spirit and Sasori worked on his ultra cool James Bond costume. So the new costume tally: Sasori as James Bond, Zetsu the plant. Tobi the dancing queen, Kakuzu the marshmallow, Hidan the Pope, Itachi the rock star and Deidara the Puma supporter and finally….Kisame as Elvis. Let the Halloween evening begin!
