Tentenperson-Kshikamarugal: Thank you! I love when people review my stories, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy! Like when you pee yourself! lol, I hope you enjoy this chapter! I know its probably not as good as the last one, but I was up at 12 in the morning writing it so give me break. Anyway, ENJOY!
Other People: Please take Tentenperson-Kshikamarugal as an example and review! Yes, Ashley, I'm looking at you! JK, you practically live w/ me so it would be kinda pointless. But only a little. Yah, just liiiittle bit. Tiny. Look, there it goes...... -awkward silence- ....Okay, then.........ON WITH THE STORY!!!!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, Konoha, or any charactes besides Misaki (elizabeth) and Akari (Ashley). Well, technically my friend owns herself, but I am borrowing her for this story as she is borrowing me for hers. Yup. So read 'The Naruto World' by pyronesianxXxarsonist. PLZ!
Chapter 2
~AT KONOHA~
Kakashi: What is this, Kiba? Neji?
Misaki: This? We're objects now?
Akari: Seriously, I mean rude. I thought Kakashi of all people would be nicer.
Kakashi: How do you know my name?
Misaki: We know a lot about you.
Akari: Shall we say all we know?
Kiba: No! Don't!
Kakashi: What is the meaning of this?
Misaki: Well….Kiba and Neji don't like it when we say…Certain things.
Kakashi: Like?
Akari: Well…You're a jonin, 5 foot 11 inches tall, 149 pounds, you were born on September 15, resulting in you being Virgo.
Misaki: You're blood type O, like Neji, and your ninja registration number is 009720.
Kakashi: How do you know all that?
Akari/Misaki: We're fans.
Sasuke: Oh no…Like fangirls?
Misaki: I guess you could say that but we're not your fangirls.
Sakura/Ino/Sasuke: -let out sigh of relief-
Akari: Nope, we're Neji's fangirls.
Misaki: You're Neji's fangirl. I'm a proud Kiba fangirl, thank you very much.
Akari: Whatever.
Misaki: Don't 'Whatever' me!
Akari: I just did!
Misaki: You wanna take this inside?!
Akari: Let's go!
Kakashi: Calm down…
Akari: Whatever.
Misaki: Oh you wanna say 'Whatever' again, huh?! Well-
Kakashi: -interrupts Misaki- Stop.
Misaki: Whatever.
Akari: Oh now you're saying 'Whatever'! Why don't I-
Kakashi: -interrupts Akari- Who are you two?
Akari: Akari.
Misaki: Misaki.
Kakashi: Good. Now we can ask you more questions.
Kiba: What do you mean by you're fangirls and how do you know us?
Misaki: Well…
Akari: You guys are kinda…
Misaki: Sorta….
Akari: On a T.V show.
Shikamaru: A what?
Misaki: You mean you don't know? What happened to you being oh-so smart?
Akari: Don't insult Shika! Kiba doesn't know what it is either!
Misaki: Neither does Neji!
Akari: Neither does Lee!
Misaki: I don't like Lee!
Akari: So what?!
Misaki: So your two people don't know what it is, where as my one person doesn't.
Akari: And that means…?
Misaki: I don't know…Was it supposed to mean something?
Akari: Yes it was!
Misaki: Whatever.
Akari: Anyways, a television, or TV for short, is a box that shows you images of stuff people record randomly.
Kiba: Like on paper?
Akari: No, you dim wit, what they record on camera!
Kiba: What?
Misaki: A camera is a boxlike device for holding a film or plate sensitive to light, having an aperture controlled by a shutter that, when opened, admits light enabling an object to be focused, usually by means of a lens, on the film or plate, thereby producing a photographic image, or it can be used to produce a motion picture by capturing the motion of the objects it has been focused on.
Akari: W…T…F…? How did you know that?
Misaki: I-I…I dunno! –throws dictionary in random garbage can-
Akari: Wow, Misaki, wow…
Misaki: What?
Akari: Nothing…
Misaki: Tell me!!!
Akari: Noo!!!
Misaki: Now!!!
Akari: Noo!!!
Misaki: Psh, whatever.
Akari: Oh you did not just 'psh' me!
Misaki: I believe I did!
Akari: You best not have!
Misaki: Well I did 'psh' you.
Akari: Well 'psh' to you too!
Misaki: Merry 'psh'mas to all and to all a 'psh' night!
Akari: …You ruined it.
Misaki: And you're surprised?
Akari: Not really…
Misaki: Okay then.
Akari: All right.
Misaki: Nice to know.
Akari: I know.
Misaki: You're a dork.
Akari: You too.
Misaki: Seriously.
Akari: I know.
Misaki: Right.
Akari: Let's stop now.
Misaki: Okay.
Akari: Yup.
Misaki: Soo…
Akari: Yah…
Misaki: We should play a game!
Akari: Umm…okay?
Misaki: Yes. We shall play….-silence-…Akari? –silence- -cough- -silence- Akari?
–silence- AKARI!!!
Akari: What?!
Misaki: Drum roll.
Akari: Oh. –rolls drum across floor-
Misaki: Niiice…
Akari: I know, right?
Misaki: Yup. Anyways, we shall play…20 QUESTIONS!!!!
Akari: Uh, why?
Misaki: So we can ask ze leaf village ninjas questions.
Akari: You know what I've always wondered?
Misaki: Huh?
Akari: Why the heck did they decide to call it the leaf village? I mean, seriously? It's a ninja village called leaf. Who would be scared of something called leaf?
Misaki: I…don't really know…But you make a good point.
Akari: Yes, a good point has been made.
Misaki: I know.
Akari: Yup.
Misaki: Anyway, we shall ask questions!
Akari: NEJI!!!
Neji: Shit…
Akari: Have you or do you have a girlfriend.
Tenten: YES!!!
Akari: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Tenten: -hides behind Gai- Okay.
Misaki: Gai, Lee.
Gai/Lee: Yes, what is the question you wish to ask that will give you more information about me?
Misaki: -twitches- Are you two always so damn creepy?
Gai/Lee: -twitch-
Misaki: I'll take that as a yes.
Akari: Guestion number thres.
Misaki: Tres.
Akari: Wha?
Misaki: It's tres not thres.
Akari: You sure?
Misaki: Not really, no.
Akari: Okay then.
Misaki: 'Okay then' what?
Akari: Umm…IDK.
Misaki: IDK….Iowa Digs Kangaroos?
Akari: FTW? No, I don't know!
Misaki: Well if you don't know what it means, why'd you say it?!
Akari: Gah! IDK means I don't know!
Misaki: I think we've established the fact that you son't know.
Kiba: Honestly, how does she know words like established when she can't figure out IDK? Baka. [1]
Misaki: I heard that!
Kiba: Oops…
[1] Baka means idiot in Japanese
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