Tentenperson-Kshikamarugal: Thank you! I love when people review my stories, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy! Like when you pee yourself! lol, I hope you enjoy this chapter! I know its probably not as good as the last one, but I was up at 12 in the morning writing it so give me break. Anyway, ENJOY!

Other People: Please take Tentenperson-Kshikamarugal as an example and review! Yes, Ashley, I'm looking at you! JK, you practically live w/ me so it would be kinda pointless. But only a little. Yah, just liiiittle bit. Tiny. Look, there it goes...... -awkward silence- ....Okay, then.........ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, Konoha, or any charactes besides Misaki (elizabeth) and Akari (Ashley). Well, technically my friend owns herself, but I am borrowing her for this story as she is borrowing me for hers. Yup. So read 'The Naruto World' by pyronesianxXxarsonist. PLZ!

Chapter 2

~AT KONOHA~

Kakashi: What is this, Kiba? Neji?

Misaki: This? We're objects now?

Akari: Seriously, I mean rude. I thought Kakashi of all people would be nicer.

Kakashi: How do you know my name?

Misaki: We know a lot about you.

Akari: Shall we say all we know?

Kiba: No! Don't!

Kakashi: What is the meaning of this?

Misaki: Well….Kiba and Neji don't like it when we say…Certain things.

Kakashi: Like?

Akari: Well…You're a jonin, 5 foot 11 inches tall, 149 pounds, you were born on September 15, resulting in you being Virgo.

Misaki: You're blood type O, like Neji, and your ninja registration number is 009720.

Kakashi: How do you know all that?

Akari/Misaki: We're fans.

Sasuke: Oh no…Like fangirls?

Misaki: I guess you could say that but we're not your fangirls.

Sakura/Ino/Sasuke: -let out sigh of relief-

Akari: Nope, we're Neji's fangirls.

Misaki: You're Neji's fangirl. I'm a proud Kiba fangirl, thank you very much.

Akari: Whatever.

Misaki: Don't 'Whatever' me!

Akari: I just did!

Misaki: You wanna take this inside?!

Akari: Let's go!

Kakashi: Calm down…

Akari: Whatever.

Misaki: Oh you wanna say 'Whatever' again, huh?! Well-

Kakashi: -interrupts Misaki- Stop.

Misaki: Whatever.

Akari: Oh now you're saying 'Whatever'! Why don't I-

Kakashi: -interrupts Akari- Who are you two?

Akari: Akari.

Misaki: Misaki.

Kakashi: Good. Now we can ask you more questions.

Kiba: What do you mean by you're fangirls and how do you know us?

Misaki: Well…

Akari: You guys are kinda…

Misaki: Sorta….

Akari: On a T.V show.

Shikamaru: A what?

Misaki: You mean you don't know? What happened to you being oh-so smart?

Akari: Don't insult Shika! Kiba doesn't know what it is either!

Misaki: Neither does Neji!

Akari: Neither does Lee!

Misaki: I don't like Lee!

Akari: So what?!

Misaki: So your two people don't know what it is, where as my one person doesn't.

Akari: And that means…?

Misaki: I don't know…Was it supposed to mean something?

Akari: Yes it was!

Misaki: Whatever.

Akari: Anyways, a television, or TV for short, is a box that shows you images of stuff people record randomly.

Kiba: Like on paper?

Akari: No, you dim wit, what they record on camera!

Kiba: What?

Misaki: A camera is a boxlike device for holding a film or plate sensitive to light, having an aperture controlled by a shutter that, when opened, admits light enabling an object to be focused, usually by means of a lens, on the film or plate, thereby producing a photographic image, or it can be used to produce a motion picture by capturing the motion of the objects it has been focused on.

Akari: W…T…F…? How did you know that?

Misaki: I-I…I dunno! –throws dictionary in random garbage can-

Akari: Wow, Misaki, wow…

Misaki: What?

Akari: Nothing…

Misaki: Tell me!!!

Akari: Noo!!!

Misaki: Now!!!

Akari: Noo!!!

Misaki: Psh, whatever.

Akari: Oh you did not just 'psh' me!

Misaki: I believe I did!

Akari: You best not have!

Misaki: Well I did 'psh' you.

Akari: Well 'psh' to you too!

Misaki: Merry 'psh'mas to all and to all a 'psh' night!

Akari: …You ruined it.

Misaki: And you're surprised?

Akari: Not really…

Misaki: Okay then.

Akari: All right.

Misaki: Nice to know.

Akari: I know.
Misaki: You're a dork.

Akari: You too.

Misaki: Seriously.

Akari: I know.

Misaki: Right.

Akari: Let's stop now.

Misaki: Okay.

Akari: Yup.

Misaki: Soo…

Akari: Yah…

Misaki: We should play a game!

Akari: Umm…okay?

Misaki: Yes. We shall play….-silence-…Akari? –silence- -cough- -silence- Akari?

–silence- AKARI!!!

Akari: What?!

Misaki: Drum roll.

Akari: Oh. –rolls drum across floor-

Misaki: Niiice…

Akari: I know, right?

Misaki: Yup. Anyways, we shall play…20 QUESTIONS!!!!

Akari: Uh, why?

Misaki: So we can ask ze leaf village ninjas questions.

Akari: You know what I've always wondered?

Misaki: Huh?

Akari: Why the heck did they decide to call it the leaf village? I mean, seriously? It's a ninja village called leaf. Who would be scared of something called leaf?

Misaki: I…don't really know…But you make a good point.

Akari: Yes, a good point has been made.

Misaki: I know.

Akari: Yup.

Misaki: Anyway, we shall ask questions!

Akari: NEJI!!!

Neji: Shit…

Akari: Have you or do you have a girlfriend.

Tenten: YES!!!

Akari: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Tenten: -hides behind Gai- Okay.

Misaki: Gai, Lee.

Gai/Lee: Yes, what is the question you wish to ask that will give you more information about me?

Misaki: -twitches- Are you two always so damn creepy?

Gai/Lee: -twitch-

Misaki: I'll take that as a yes.

Akari: Guestion number thres.

Misaki: Tres.

Akari: Wha?

Misaki: It's tres not thres.

Akari: You sure?

Misaki: Not really, no.

Akari: Okay then.

Misaki: 'Okay then' what?

Akari: Umm…IDK.

Misaki: IDK….Iowa Digs Kangaroos?

Akari: FTW? No, I don't know!

Misaki: Well if you don't know what it means, why'd you say it?!

Akari: Gah! IDK means I don't know!

Misaki: I think we've established the fact that you son't know.

Kiba: Honestly, how does she know words like established when she can't figure out IDK? Baka. [1]

Misaki: I heard that!

Kiba: Oops…


[1] Baka means idiot in Japanese

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