"Ugh… What did I drink last night?" An older teen asked himself, his name was Evan. He lay on his back, slowly sitting up and taking a quick glimpse of his surroundings before being slammed into the ground by a violent embrace.

"OMMYGOSHITSREALLYYOUI'VEBEENYOURBIGGESTFANFORLIKEFOREVER…" The voice was loud, fast, young and female. Evan quickly covered the girl's mouth with his hand and lifted her off. He himself stood up and looked around. He was in a forest clearing, night quickly approaching. Besides the girl, there were four other people slowly sitting up. He immediately recognized one.

It was a girl with short brown hair, d-cups breasts, and a beautiful face. She was wearing jeans and a red shirt. Evan also noticed she had a few orange hairs, and giant furry ears.

"So have you finally fallen for me, Katie?" Evan said smoothly, the other girl still in his hand.

"You're kidding me." Katie groaned, flopping on her back.

Meanwhile the others started to stand up, one in particular spoke to him, saying "Whoa, you're that famous guy, right?" This guy looked a year older than Evan and was far from human. He had wild black hair, gleaming yellow eyes, and furred arms and legs with a star tail. He wore shorts, that's it.

Evan laughed, "Yes, I get that a lot. And your name must be Captain Obvious."

"Ah, another famous douchebag." The third male said, he looked younger than Evan, probably about fifteen, he also barely looked human. He had red-orange scales, large draconic wings, and a long tail with a blue flame.

"Hey! Don't disrespect The Almighty Bukkit Lord!" Evan snapped.

"You wanna fight?" The dragon dude snarled.

"I would love to watch you get beaten to a pulp. Guards!" Evan called, they all were silent for a few seconds before he muttered, "…dammit."

Captain Obvious cleared his throat, "Maybe we should stop fighting?"

"Sure thing Captain!" Evan saluted.

"The name's Mike." He replied.

Evan clapped, "Great! Let's all pretend it's the first day of school! Katie, tell us your name and something about yourself."

Katie sighed, "You just said my name… idiot…"

"Yeah, but give me some personal info! Like your number, your address, your relationship status." Evan chimed.

The dragon dude spoke, "We're out here in the middle of the woods and you're worried about her relationship status and number?"

"Are you not?" Evan asked, looking extremely confused.

Katie sighed, "So what are all our names, besides Evan and Mike.

"I'm Charles." The dragon dude said.

"Ilana!" A girl chimed. She just kinda appeared. She looked about ten years old, and wore simple red shorts and shirt. She was a redhead with somewhat long her that went a little past her shoulders and curled a little. She also had six red tails and ears.

And a muffled noise came from the girl still in Evan's arms. He sighed and released her. "My name's Emma!" She said, she also had large round ears, and she wore an orange trench coat and a fedora. "Man it's hot here." She said, unbuttoning her coat to show she only wore red panties and an orange strapless bra underneath.

"Wait! We're in the middle of nowhere! Yay! No clothing laws!" Ilana squealed, quickly stripping completely naked.

Katie groaned again and fell on her back. "So what's with the tails?" Katie asked.

"Well it seems we've turned into Pokémon. I'm a Skuntank, Ilana you're a Vulpix. Charlie is a Charizard, Mike is a Luxray, and Katie and Emma, your both Braixen." Evan quickly explained.

"So we're Pokémon? You mean that stupid kids' game?" Katie asked.

"It's not stupid!" Evan fanboyed.

"Geez, I forgot you love that as much as Emma seems to love you."

"Everyone loves me, except for you. Don't worry, I'll change that."

Katie changed the subject, "So are we going to set up a tent or anything? I mean we have sticks and stuff."

"I found a bag!" Ilana said, "Maybe it has a tent in it!" The bag was white with gold trim, and one strap. Ilana started trying to pull something large out of it.

"There's no way a tent is…" Katie started, only to be shocked when a large white and gold tent flew out, fully set up. "Why aren't I dreaming?"

Evan chuckled. "So Katie, looks like we'll be sharing a tent."

Katie looked around, and decided she didn't want to risk wild animals, "Fine, but opposite sides, Evan." She said before following the rest in. The inside was as fully set up as the outside, including sleeping bags and pillows. And a strange note that no one could read, but this was almost fully ignored.

The group bundled into the large tent, each finding a place to sleep. Evan settled by one wall and Katie quickly move to the other, as far from his as possible. Emma quickly claimed the only spot beside Evan and Katie urged Charles lay beside her, not wanting to sleep to a kid that might start crying or something. Ilana flopped down in a random spot, happening to land next to Emma. Mike looked around and shrugged, laying in the only spot left, between Ilana and Charles. Soon everyone was settled to sleep. After a few minutes, Evan turned over in his sleeping bag, and was startled to see two flickering orbs, one about in inch above another.

"Emma, are you staring at me?" He asks.

"Mayyybeee.~" she giggles. "You're just so amazing!" She squeals. A groan comes from Katie's place.

"You know, I'm good at more than just music." He hints suggestively. He sees Emma's eyes go wide. Then she hears the sound of a zipper. "If you want to find out…"
Emma stops breathing for a second, not believing what she's hearing. Before she collapses from lack of air, she wiggles out of her sleeping bag, completely forgetting she can unzip it. She practically dives into Evan's sleeping bag, hat and trench coat flying off her, locking her lips onto his. He eagerly returns the kiss, their tongues exploring each other's mouths. Evan's hands start roaming Emma's body, ruffling her hair and brushing against her fluffy ears. His hands start moving down, quickly finding and deftly removing her bra with a snap. His hands trace her spine, making her arch her back and shiver, moaning into his mouth. She presses her body against his, her nipples rubbing against his chest.
As they make out, Emma can feel something hard pressing against her panties. She moans again, grinding her hips against his. She breaks his kiss, eager to move on. She looks down at him and smiles. He grins back at her, knowing exactly what she is going to do. She slides her body down his, rubbing her hard nipples against his skin, until she gets to his tented boxers.

"Wow, looks like someone's ready to play." Emma coos, pulling his boxers down and letting his dick breathe. She grabs the base of his eight inches, and brings her head down. Her breath is hot as she envelopes his cock. Emma quickly takes all of Evan's cock into her mouth and down her throat. She eagerly starts bobbing her head, making dirty sucking sounds, coating his cock with saliva. When she's sure he's fully hard and lubed up, she pulls her head off him with a pop and sits up. Looking down him again with those amazing eyes, she pulls her soaked panties off and hovers above his cock, her juices dripping onto his head.

"Here I go." Emma says breathlessly, lowering her lips onto his cock. Evan's head easily slips into her slick hole, and in seconds he is hilted inside her.

"Oh Arceus, this feels amazing! I can't believe I'm fucking Evan, The Bukkit Lord! Oh yesss, it's so thick, I'm so full!" She moans, not caring about the others in the tent. As she starts to bounce on his cock, Evan reaches up and starts kneading her breasts, pinching her nipples every few seconds. Emma's moans echo around the tent, everyone that had managed to sleep was now awake.

"What are they doing?" Ilana asks, shaking Mike shoulder. Mike sits up, having now went to sleep yet.

"Their having sex." Mike tells her, not bothering to hide anything from her. The young girl looks at the pair, Emma on top of Evan, bouncing energetically on his cock and moaning loudly.

"It looks like fun, can we have sex?" She asks him, her eyes big and her ears twitching at the sounds of Emma and Evan. Mike looks at her, seeing her hand already between her legs, and grins down at her, she's so cute!

"Defiantly." He tells her. She squeals and jumps him wrapping her arms around his neck. He laugh and picks her up, laying her down on his sleeping bag. He gets on all fours over her body and lowers his head, sucking one of her small pink nipples into his mouth. Ilana squeals again but they quickly turn into moans. He soon switches to her other nipple, replacing his mouth with his hand, rolling her nub between his fingers. With his heightened sense of smell, he can easily tell she is ready for more. In a reverse of Emma and Evan, he stays on top, pushing the head of his nine inches against her tight slit. The presses harder and his tip pops into her hole. Ilana moans loudly.

"OH YESSS! It's so big! Don't stop, Mike, I can take it, have sex with me!" she all but screams, her small body shaking with pleasure. Mike sees she is right, her tight pussy stretching around his cock feels like she's sucking him in. He starts pushing into her deeper, still going slowly despite her eagerness. He stop when his cock is fully inside Ilana, a small bulge just above her pussy.

"Oh my Arceus, I feel so full! Don't stop Mike, keep moving inside me! I want to feel good!" Mike grins at her eagerness and starts moving, pulling all but the tip out of her before thrusting in, slightly harder. Her moans egg him on and he quickly speed up, pumping into her and making her body slide back and forth on his sleeping bag with the power of his thrusts. Ilana's hands go to her breasts, pinching and pulling on them hard in her ecstasy. The sight of the young girl playing with herself, and her moans and pussy, combine to push Mike over the edge. The slams into her little pussy very hard, unable to hold back, before pumping his cum into her. He watches as the small bulge grows just above her lower lips.

"Oh yes, oh yes, my pussy feels so warm! You're putting something inside me aren't you! Don't stop, I want more, please give me more!" She screams as she orgasms, her tight pussy clamping down on his cock and stopping him mid-thrust. She's so tight that he can't move inside her. Mike just grins and puts his arms under her back. He gently falls to the side, pulling Ilana on top of him and holding her against his chest, she quickly falls asleep. Through his haze of satisfaction, he can just hear Emma and Evan finishing up.

"Yes, yes, yes, fuck me Evan, fuck me harder!" Emma screams. The pair had switched positions, now mimicking Ilana and Mike. Emma's legs are around Evan shoulders and he is thrusting into her hard and fast. Her pussy feels like it's sucking on his cock as he fucks her, sloppy sucking sounds coming from their joined bodies. His eyes are locked on flickering ones, unable to tear his gaze away from them. He can see them narrow to a slit as Emma starts to cum.

"Fuck yes, fill me with your cum! It's so hot and thick, I'm cumming, I'm cumming!"

Evan obeys slamming into her one last time before unloading his seed into her. Emma writhes under Evan, heat and pleasure crashing over her in a huge wave. Evan finishing cumming, holding his cock in her tight pussy, letting it milk every drop from him. When their orgasm fades, Evan pulls out of Emma and lies beside her. He pulls his sleeping bag over them and wraps his arms around her, both quickly falling asleep.

"Fucking finally!" Katie says, pulling her head from under her pillow, now able to finally sleep herself. Just as her eyes start to close, a loud snorting sound comes from Charles, a small flame shooting out of his nose as he starts to snore, loudly.

"Son-of-a-Bitch!"

Author's Note: Hey everybody, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Anti-Canon42240, just Anti-Canon, please. I'm happy to present the first chapter in Lady Arceus and my co-op fic, the first co-op I've ever done. I hope you enjoyed it and don't forget to check out my other stories(shameless plug.) Now here's My Lady to wrap everything up,

Lady Arceus: I wrote half the chapter? Can anyone guess which half? Anyway I have nothing else to say... so uh... Drink your school, stay in milk, don't do sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs!