7 Ways to stop my Brother's Wedding

How to Ruin your Brother's Wedding

Day One

In the morning I quietly sneaked into my brother's messy room searching for clues. Trying not to trip over his underwear and socks I slowly reached his desk. Hmm…time for action.

A few minutes and a bunch of paper cuts later I finally found what I've been looking for, one of my brother's ex girlfriend phones numbers. Edea Kramer.

The name was sort of familiar but I cannot remember where I heard it from but I wrote down the address anyway. A smile spread across my face as I went down stairs and grabbed my dad's car keys.

"Hey Dad, I'm going out for a while! I will be back before lunch!" I shouted up the stairs.

"Alright son just remember, no drugs, no smoking, no having sex without a condom and don't you dare damage my new BMW!" I heard Dad shout from up stairs.

Talk about over protective.

Anyway, I was about to drive out onto the road when I saw my best friend Rinoa Heartily walking towards my house. She waved and came running up to me happily.

"So Squall where are you going?" she asked.

Hmm…where I am going? I'm going to see my brother's old girl friend to see if she can help me break the wedding then I get to have Quistis and we will be having 2 kids, a cat and a dog with a bunch of fishes living happily after…

"Er- nowhere." I replied.

Rinoa narrowed her eyes in a cute way, she does that every time when she thinks I'm lying and she is usually right.

"Come on Squall, tell me!" she pouted.

"Look, I am really not going anywhere." I said trying to act innocent. It didn't seem to work as she raised an eyebrow.

"Then can I come?" she asked.

"No." I said straight away then regretted that I answered too quickly.

"Ha, you are going somewhere and you are not telling me!" she shouted. Man, am I that transparent to her? How can she see right through me like that?

I sighed in defeat, "Can you keep a secret for me?" I asked. She was after all, my best friend.

"Yeah sure, what?"

I took a deep breath then told her plans of ruining Seifer's wedding, she seemed really surprised at first then laughed.

"Squall, are you feeling ok?"

"Just excited, that's all."

"No I mean, ruining your brother's wedding, isn't that just a bit off. Did you bump your head on the ceiling or something?" she asked concerned.

I couldn't believe her, she was my best friend and she thought that it was just a joke that I'm in love with Quistis and I hate my brother.

I glared at her angrily; "Whatever…" was all I said before I pressed the gas pedal and drove my car away leaving her standing there.

I fumbled the radio for a while until it went to my favorite radio station. Suddenly a really nice song came out and I was enchanted by it as I drove on.

Whenever sang my songs,

On the stage, on my own.

Whenever say my words,

Wishing they would be heard…

I don't even know that song's name but all I know is that as soon as this is over I will definitely get that CD. It was such a cool song, sort of sad but its got some deep, really meaningful feelings in it.

I hummed the song all the way until I reached Edea's house; I parked the car and studied the beautiful mansion with pretty gardens. My family is pretty rich but not as rich as this! The place looked more like a castle and made our 7-bedroom mansion awfully small. Wow I never knew my brother dated a millionaire, I wonder why he dumped her for Quistis.

Thinking for a while, I concluded that the chick must be really ugly and that's why she dated my brother, hehehe, I wonder if Dad knows…

I walked up the front stairs and pressed on the doorbell, a weird, freaky musical bell started to play and I think the words were in Latin.

It was a while until the door opened. That was when I found out that my theory was wrong. Edea Kramer was not ugly, she was quite pretty actually but I can tell that she must be at least my dad's age. Oh gross!

I smiled at the pretty woman dressed in black and said, "I'm here to ask about my brother Seifer."

She studied me up and down then smiled, "My husband isn't home yet so come in and stay for a while." I didn't even get a chance to answer before she pulled me into her enormous mansion.

"I never knew Seifer had such a handsome brother." She said as she pushed me down on a couch. I would have been flattered but I don't like the way that woman was studying me. God man, she can be as old as my mother!

"Er-thank you." I said.

She laughed then went to the wine cupboard and took out two wineglasses.

"Care for some red wine?" she asked in a low sexy voice.

I fidgeted with my low cut coat and shook my head. "I don't think I should have alcohol, I mean I need to drive home later."

She smiled then poured two glasses anyway.

"Don't worry, a little bit won't hurt."

I gulped then took the wine she gave me. She almost sat on top of me as she popped down on the couch. Man, I have really bad feelings that this was not what I have planned.

"Well, I was wondering if you could tell your relationship with my brother." I said as I moved away a little from her.

She looked at me as an evil smile appeared on her face, man I'm now really freaked out.

"We had a really exciting relationship." She answered simply.

"Like?"

She gave me a secretive smile as she snuggled towards me a little. "Let's just say, I play the sorceress and he played my knight…"

I move a little further away from her and said "Be more specific."

She moved towards me again.

"Do you want me to show you?" she asked.

I moved to the edge of the couch.

"No…"

She smiled again and moved a little closer.

"Then what do you want to know?"

I feel trapped. She was practically leaning forwards on to me, moving as close as she can get and half my ass was sticking out off the couch.

"I wonder if you can help me?" I asked testing how reflexive I am as I bent further away from her.

"Like?" Just then I saw that the black dress she was wearing had a long cut in the middle that shows off half of the sides of her breasts.

She caught me looking then leaned over almost on top of me.

Ding-Dong!

The doorbell rang.

Thump!

I fell to the floor.

Edea looked surprised then swore. "Shit my husband is home!"

I quickly got up from the floor then cursed. Man, if her husband sees me I shall be ruined. What would everyone think if they caught me here with this over sex crazy bitch?

"Hey don't just stand there!" she shouted at me. She then went over and took out two bottle of wine and put them into a brown paper.

"If my husband asks who you are, just say you are the wine deliver boy." She shoved the two bottles of wine in my hand then went off to get the door.

Great! Just great, now I'm the wine deliverer! What's going to happen next? I'm a plumber?

Anyway I did as she said and held the two wine bottles closely to my body. I think my hands are shaking also as I heard the husband's voice.

"Edea darling, who's that young man?" Asked her husband as he walked into the living room.

"Er-I'm the wine deliverer Sir." I said and then dumped the two bottles into the husband's hands.

"I don't remember ordering any wine…" he said scratching his head.

"I ordered it Cid, now let the boy go on with his job. We shouldn't keep him here too long." Said Edea and lead me to the door. I never had been so glad to get out of someone's house as I stepped into the garden.

Edea winked at me then closed the door, still shaking from the shock I ran all the way to my car and hopped in. I suddenly felt disappointed that my first attempt didn't work and that only now leaves me 6 days to go. Damn!

Soon my disappointments were forgotten as my stomach growled. Hmm…sounds like it's lunch time.

I arrived home right on time for lunch but there was no food on our table. Where did the cook go? I walked to my father's study room and was about to knock on the door when I heard him talking to some woman.

What a sec! Did I just think my father was talking to some woman?

I leaned against the door trying to hear their conversation.

"Oh Laguna, stop it! You are so cute when you do that!" said a woman's voice and then a giggle sound.

"Really Julia? Then I should do that face more often." I heard my father say and suddenly I wasn't as hungry as I thought I would be.

Seifer's mother left them when he was just born and then Dad married Raine who was my mother. She died giving birth to me and from then on I always thought Dad wouldn't ever look at another woman in the eye again.

Now he is here with a woman! But what makes it worse was that she is not just any woman…she was my best friend's mother for Gods sakes!

I stood there shocked for a while, Rinoa's dad died when she was very young but can't her mother go elsewhere to find a husband?

Suddenly I wanted to get out of my house. It's too suffocating to breathe in here and my head starts throbbing. I ran down stairs quietly so Dad won't know I came back then drove the car out the driveway again. I wonder if Rinoa knows about this?

Lots of questions surrounded my head as I drove on, what would Ellone my sister think about this? She always went on about Dad needing a mate after all of us left home but would I want to be Rinoa's step brother?

No way!

I stopped at a restaurant and went in. After all, I was pretty hungry.

"Hey Squall!" shouted a voice.

I turned around and saw Zell and Irvine with his latest girlfriend Selphie. Just great! Whenever I want to be left alone, my friends comes and finds me!

Anyway, I slowly walked towards them and popped down next to Zell who was stuffing himself with hotdogs.

"Yo, man!" said Zell with a mouth full of food, I sat on the edge to try to avoid being sprayed at.

Selphie smiled at me then leaned on Irvine's shoulder while Irvine took advantage of the situation by looking down her shirt. Why are all people these days so horny? It pisses me off!

"So Squall, what's this with the grumpy face? Did someone dump you or something?" asked Irvine with a smirk.

The smirked disappeared when I glared at him so I decided to ignore that question. I grabbed a slice pizza and dryly chewed it down to stop my stomach from grumbling.

"So Squall, how was your day?" asked Zell who reached out and grabbed a slice of pizza too.

How was my day? Hmm… my best friend wouldn't believe me when I told her I was going to stop m brother's wedding. A woman who was old enough to be my mother was hitting on me and her husband nearly found out. My dad is having an affair with my best friend's mother and my plan is not working leaving me with only 6 more days. Yep, I had a great day!

"It was fine, just fine." I said in a monotone.

Sometimes life is a cigarette and you are the ashtray.

*******

At night when I went home I saw my father waiting for me on his favorite armchair.

"So, young man, where had you been?" asked Dad.

I coldly glared at him and said, "Where I am suppose to be when I don't want to find out stuff I don't want to know."

Now that shut him up quite will as he looked surprised at me, I went up stairs to my room when I saw Seifer coming out of the bathroom.

"Hey puberty boy! Don't look so sad, it's going to be my wedding soon and you look like grumpy from that Snow White cartoon." He said then smacked me on my shoulders. I winced a little then pulled his hand away.

"Leave me alone, I'm not in the mood to fight." I said. To my surprise he looked at me concerned then shrugged and went off. That was a first!

"Hey Squally! My cute baby brother!" shouted Ellone as she came up the stairs and hugged me. She always do that when she sees me upset and it really did help, she was all the only one who I can always smile at even when I feel the lowest.

I hugged her back but then I heard that song…that really good song!

"Hey sis, what CD are you playing? I asked her.

"It's by a girl but she goes by a code name so no one knows who she is. The song is called Eyes on Me. Do you like it?" she asked.

"Yes, very much."

"Then keep it." With that she went into her room and got the CD for me. Isn't she just the best sister in the world?

Anyway, later lying in bed I kept on playing that song as I fell asleep. It seemed that the song had some relation to me and I don't even know why. And why did that singer's voice sound so familiar?

End of day one.

By jxws