Don, Vinny, Paul'e and Mike'e;
Wow, you all really don't like dad huh? Ah well.
I'm your lil sis, the State of Maryland! I am not here because I owe any of you by the way, so keep your mooching hands off! By the way, why is your last name Venezi and not Jones?
From,
Mary Jones
Yo, MJ this is Mike'e,
It's not like I don't like him, even though he did scrace my freaking records while he was tring to play DJ at my gig at Florida!
Were named Venzi because Vinney lost Jones at poker game!
Vinny: Yo don't write baby Mary lies!
Mike'e: You did loose our last name at a poker game!
Vinny:No I didn't!
Mike'e: Yea you did you prick.
In Vinny's fit of rage he leaves the room
Vinny: Grease Ball!
And slams the door.
Anyways it's nice to meet you, How's you doing?
Write me back now yea here
West Jersey, Mike'e
Hey baby Mary, hows you doing this your supeior brother Vinny.
What ever Mike'e says in the letter, it's all lies, But I was kicking butt in Vagas. Anywasys I didn't loose the Jones name it was Paul'e, he traded it for 4 boxes of Cannoli's. I an't no moocher by the way, but if you need a new gold watch I got one speical here for $499 and I'll give you the sisters price.
So yea write me back and leave the check in the envelope will yea?
South Jersey, Vinny
As Vinny was finishing his letter he looks for Paul'e to collect his letter but he finds him asleep sitting on the toilet with Mary Jones letter laying on his face.
Vinny: Yo Paul'e!
Paul'e: zzzzzzz.
Vinny: Paul'e!
Paul'e: zzzzzzzz
Just as Vinny was about to call him name again, Paul'e lays a big dumb in the toilet that made a huge slpashing noise. Vinny could smell the terrible scent and immeditly closes the door. After he regains his breath he heads off to Don's room to collect his letter.
Good evening Mrs. Mary Jones this is The god father Don.
I'm sure that your husband will apprecate our services once my boys find him. As the other might have told you that Mike'e was the one who lost the Jones name after his divorce with his third ex-wife.
So just remember if you or your husband or lover need any help, then come to me.
North Jersey, Don
Just as he was finishing his letter, he calls in his crew.
Don: Boys I got a job for you.
Thug 1: Yea boss.
Don: I want you to go to Maryland and due a favor for her.
Thug 2: Ok and...
Don: Then remined her that she ow's use a favor!
The thugs nodded there head before they start heading towards the car.
