Today was their recording day. Tuesday, I think. They recorded something called Superfruit which was basically something random like answering questions from their phones. They always joked about being boyfriends, especially while recording. I decided to intervene today. I heard Scott start to speak.
"Alright, you ready?"
"Yes. Let's do it." Mitch said. Scott got up and fiddled with the camera he then sat back down.
"Hello, welcome to Superfruit, the best show on the internet. My name is Shrek." He spoke rapidly. He always did in the introduction.
"My name is Fiona." Said Mitch.
"And together. We are ogres with three ogre babies." Scott quipped and they burst out laughing. I decided to sneak onto the couch behind them while they were struggling in their laughs. I laid down on the top of the sofa. Once they had managed to steady their breathing they looked in the camera and saw me.
"Wyatt!" Mitch exclaimed. He quickly spun round and grabbed me, presenting me to the camera. I usually didn't want to interfere with their recordings, nor did I want to participate because even though I loved my daddies they were super annoying sometimes.
"This is rare; he usually never comes to us when we're recording." Scott explained. "What have you been doing? Bad boy." He joked. I meowed loudly, hopefully hinting that I was uncomfortable.
"Go put him in my room." Mitch ordered. Scott took me from Mitch's arms and plopped me on Mitch's bed, and scratched my right ear before walking towards the door. I tried to run out but he was quicker than me and shut the door. I almost slammed into it but I dug my claws into the carpet to stop myself. I meowed at the door in attempts for attention. "Wyatt, shut up!" I heard Mitch's voice from the lounge. I started clawing the door. I'd never done this before but some of my friends have done this to get their owners' attention. Mitch would probably kill me for making marks on his door. Oh, well. I heard inaudible speaking then footsteps coming towards the door. Mitch opened the door and had an annoying expression plastered on his face. "What do you want?" He whined. I simply sat down and looked up at him, hoping this would appear to be somewhat cute. "Aw." He chuckled. "Alright, you can come." He jerked his head, signaling me to join the two. We walked and sat on the cough and Scott looked confused at first.
"Why's he here?" He joked.
"Because our baby requires love." Mitch pouted.
"I certainly do." Scott smirked. Mitch started giggling and it soon turned to full on laughter. I don't know how they don't just know they love each other. It's so obvious.
"Anyways." Mitch gasped, trying to catch his breath as he wiped his eyes to rid them of tears. "He's been really active lately and I don't know why." Mitch said, mainly for the camera's sake. They petted me a few times and answered questions. Then there was this perfect opportunity. Someone had asked Scott and Mitch to kiss me. Normally I'd be out of the room hiding, it's so embarrassing, but now I had a plan. They giggled slightly before leaning in to kiss me on either side of my face, closing their eyes to do so. This was too easy. I held myself as still as I could and when I felt their lips on my whiskers I jumped down as fast and as silently as I could. Their lips touched and they immediately sprung back as they realized what happened.
A/N: Sorry for the short update.
