It took forever but I'm back! Sorry just homework, jazz band, homework, holidays, and did I mention homework? Got in the way. But I'm here now! So now onward with the second addition of the Shuffle Challenge! Disclaimer: I don't own The Brothers Riedell's song More Manly nor do I own Teen Titans. If you have never heard of this song, what have you been doing with your life!? Open a new tab and search it on YouTube! Do it now! I'll wait… Ok NOW you can read. BTW this is more of a Titans East story.
Mas e Menos sat in the Titans East common room, slouched into their seats on the couch. Mas faced Menos and said, "Ante el hermano nuestro intento de ganar su corazón son inútiles." (Faceit brother, our attempts to win her heart are pointless.) Menos nodded in agreement.
The two twins sat in silence as they pondered their current dilemma. Just then, Speedy walked through the swishing metal doors. "Hey kiddies!" He said cheerfully. After noticing a mumbled, unhappy reply, he walked over to where the boys sat gloomily. "Whoa! What's wrong mi amigos?"
"Ey! Es señorita Starfire!"(It's miss Starfire) Menos cried out. "Hemos tratado de ganar su corazón por tanto tiempo, pero aun nuestros mejores planes han fracasa ado," he continued. (We have tried to win her heart for so long but even our best plans have failed)
"Why's that?" Speedy asked, not really understanding what their conversation was about.
"Apuesto a que es todo culpa de Robin! Él es en su equipo y él es más linda que nosotros! Estúpido niño bonito!" Mas concluded. (I bet it's all Robin's fault! He is on her team and he is prettier than us! Stupid pretty boy!) Menos concurred and showed so by nodding rapidly.
Speedy, not so good at Spanish, called Aqualad over to translate. After spending a good 20 minutes 're-explaining' in English, Speedy understood. "Oh! So you want the heart of Starfire but bird brain interferes with your plans. Sounds like you guys need some romance advice." Aqualad translated for Mas e Menos, they nodded. "Alright! I'll help you out! If I have to." Speedy whined.
"Wait what about me!?" Aqualad asked defensively.
"You!?" Speedy gasped, shocked. "Why you?"
"I'm better at romance then you! You've broken the entire female population's hearts in one way or another!" Aqualad exclaimed.
Speedy pulled out a comb and began fixing his hair. "What can I say? When you got it, you got it?" Aqualad opened his mouth to say something back but Speedy beat him there. "Besides, if you're so good with romance, why don't you ask Essie(1) out already?"
"I-I-I h-have no idea what you're talking about!" Speedy laughed at Aqualad's flabbergasted expression.
"Yeah sure!" Speedy smirked. Aqualad started walking away. "Make a move fish boy!" He turned towards the two boys. "Ok guys. We're gonna make you more manly."
All you gotta do to be more manly is to grow a beard and become handy with a hammer and a saw, eat your stake raw and don't use a toothpick but use a tiger's claw.
"Since it'll be a while before you two grow a beard, we'll skip to the second one; becoming handy." Mas e Menos looked at him unsure. Speedy lead them over to a tool box. He pulled out wood, nails, a hammer, and a saw. "Make Starfire a gift, maggots!" Speedy said harshly.
Mas e Menos scrambled to pick up the tools. Half an hour later Speedy glanced over their shoulders. Mas had assembled what looked like a 'T' shaped block. Menos had successfully nailed two nails into a block of wood. "… What are these?" Speedy asked.
"Llegué a un trabajo al que el peso dio forma de la misma manera que su casa." Mas said smiling. (I made a paper weight shaped like her home.)
"Hice un gancho de abrigo" Menos said, looking proudly at his work. (I made a coat hook)
Speedy face palmed. He handed both boys a tiger's claw. "Toothpick." He said demonstrating. Both ended up with bloody lips. Speedy then attempted having the boys eat raw stake. This resulted in a lecture from Bee and a whole lot of throw up.
"OK! Come on guys! We're going on a field trip." Speedy said, somewhat frustrated.
The three headed to a small dinner.
When the waitress asks you what you wanna drink you say thunder. When the world says 'man, you really stink' Just punch em in the face! Yeah! Man! Grunt! BEARD!
They got kicked out for demanding things off the menu, Speedy punched the fry cook in the face, and for screaming 'BEARD!' and grunting at pedestrians.
"Well, THAT sucked!" This got two nods from the twins. "Alright, this is my last resort." The three eastern Titans made their way towards the Steel Mall.
All you gotta do to be more manly is to wear some boats and don't be fancy, yeah, learn to snort and growl, learn to ride a plow
Speedy bought both boys a brand new pair of shiny red boots to replace their old, worn ones.
"Mochas gracias senior Speedy!" The boys chorused.
"Yeah, yeah! But you didn't get it from me!" The boys made their way back to their tower. After they walked through the doors, Speedy turned to the speedsters. "You're forgetting the last rule." Speedy sing songed.
And when you get hurt you better not say 'ow!'
The twins joined hands and ran as fast as their legs could carry them as Speedy chased behind them with two fists eager to attack the young boys.
Yay! Chapter 2 is done! Whoop whoop! Ok so I'm going to try update faster. If not… you can all send me hate mail. Sound good? Sweet! Good talk. Oh, and Happy New Year to everyone!
