The Sister Swap

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Hey everyone! I don't think I introduced myself properly last time. My name is Akiko Arihima and I just want to give a quick thank you to those who have reviewed and favorited and also added:

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"Alright…Belarus, correct?" Switzerland told her. He already knew the answer, but he still hoped that this was all just some bad dream and that he'll wake up to find the real Liechtenstein sleeping soundly in her bed. Sadly, that hope was quickly squashed.

"Tch, no duh, Sherlock," Liechtenstein, er, Belarus, I mean, Belarus in Liechtenstein's body, insulted him with a roll of her eyes and a scoff. "Who did you expect? Poland?"

"That cross dresser? Hell no!" he shouted defensively with a huff. He sighed in frustration and ran a hand through his blond hair. "It just doesn't add up! How do you somehow wake up and then BAM! You've switched places with someone…?" His voice trailed off as Belarus gave him an 'I dunno' shrug. Suddenly, realization hit him. "Wait a second…if you're in Liechtenstein's body…then that means…!"

He dashed towards the telephone lying on top of the bedside table and hastily dialed a number.

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"C-Come again?" Lithuania stuttered in befuddlement. "W-What do you mean you're Liechtenstein?"

"I know, I know, it doesn't make any sense! But please believe me, Lithuania!" the supposedly fake Belarus begged desperately. "I don't know how, but when I woke up today, I found myself in Belarus's body! What am I going to do? Oh, please help me!"

Her eyes began to well with tears again. Lithuania was at a loss of words. He knew he should have felt pity for her, but all he felt was confusion and disbelief. How can this happen? Is this some sort of joke? It sounded like it. Any minute now, Belarus will cut her phony act, laugh harshly at him for falling for it, and punish him with knives for being in her room too long. But that didn't happen. Instead, the phone rang.

"Lithuania! I assume you will answer that, da?" Russia called out sweetly, but the Lithuanian knew all too well of the threat that was hidden in that sickeningly nice tone of his. He widened his eyes in fear and straightened up. "R-Right away, sir!"

Lithuania grabbed fake Belarus's hand, tossed the bag of Skittles he had in his other on the bed, and pulled her along hastily out of the room and down the hallway. They passed by Estonia's and Latvia's bedrooms before reaching the end of the hallway, where it opened into the dining room and kitchen. The phone rang again. Lithuania easily spotted it on the wooden countertop. He took three strides and picked up the phone before it could ring again.

"Hello!" he greeted. "You've reached Russia's residence-

"RUSSIA! YOU BASTARD! WHERE'S MY SISTER? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?" a familiar voice boomed into the telephone.

Lithuania cringed and had to hold the phone back a good distance away. "Belarus" gasped and her eyes lit up in joy. She folded her hands together. "Is that Vash?"

"Y-Yes it is," he answered her with a nervous smile. "Hold on…" When Lithuania felt Switzerland quieted his ranting enough so that he didn't blast his eardrums, he spoke into the phone. "Switzerland, this is Lithuania… What? What do you mean? …you know, the guy with wavy brown hair? Part of the Baltic Trio? …The other two are Estonia and Latvia? …never mind." Here, he sighed in defeat, making "Belarus" giggle in amusement. Lithuania turned to her, momentarily surprised. He never heard Belarus laugh so genuinely before…

"…Huh? O-Oh right, yeah, I'm still here…" he said, refocusing his attention on his conversation with Switzerland. The two exchanged words of disbelief as they both confirmed that Belarus and Liechtenstein had somehow switched bodies.

"So what the hell do you suggest we do about it?" the Swiss spoke irritably into the phone on his end. Currently, he was holding the phone between his ear and his shoulder while restraining "Liechtenstein's" snatchy hands from yanking the phone away and demanding to talk to Russia.

"M-Me?" came the shaky, uncertain reply.

"Yes, you!" he shouted, his tone beginning to rise again. "I don't know about you, but I want my sister back! Having Belarus as my sister is worse than any Italian streaking across my lawn naked- OW! What the fuck is wrong with you- NO! GET BACK, DAMN YOU!"

Lithuania and even Belarus could hear lots of shrieking, cussing, tumbling, shattering, and shooting happening in the background as the phone sounded as if it dropped to the floor. Belarus's eyes went wide in worry and she darted them back and forth from the phone in Lithuania's hand to Lithuania himself. He grinned weakly at her and shrugged.

"I mean it! Step away from the phone!" A few more shots were heard.

"Screw you, asshole!" Something slashing through clothes was heard.

Belarus gasped in horror and covered her mouth with her hand. Hearing her own voice swear so rudely to her brother no less was just shocking.

Suddenly, it sounded like they were scrambling for the phone.

"OUCH! DID YOU JUST BITE ME?" Switzerland cried out in pain.

Liechtenstein ignored him. "LITHUANIA! Lithuania, can you hear me?"

"I-Is that you Belarus?" Lithuania stammered in surprise.

"Yeah, yeah. It's me. Listen! Put Ivan on the phone NOW! I must talk with him and tell him not to fret about this whole ordeal (because Russia is totally worried about his extremely obsessive sister switching bodies with a totally sane sweet sister), for even though I'm stuck in a weakling's body (did the real Liechtenstein's eye just twitch?), the power of true love will prevail and help us overcome this dark time!"

"Oh…" he replied disappointedly. He could feel his heart ache as he tried to swallow that lump in his throat. "I-I see…er, well, the thing is, I don't think it's the best time to tell Russia yet… I don't know how he would react…"

"Try me."

Lithuania and Belarus immediately froze in their positions. They exchanged a look of dread before hesitantly turning around to see Russia towering over them. He had his hands folded behind his back, his eyes closed, and a smile spread wide across his face that made chills run down their spines. A murderous purple aura seemed to ascend from his back.

"You will tell me what is so important, da?" Russia spoke kindly, masking the danger in his voice. "Russia's all ears."

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Woohoo! Chapter 2! XP So how is it so far? Good? Great? Awesome? Feel free to review and favorite or add! I hope you all enjoyed it. I know it was kinda short, but I will update again tomorrow, so until then, au revoir~