Crowley's POV

I loved doing this, the only way I could mess with Jess was through Aziraphale. Oh she would hate it if she knew I knew about her secret little crush on Aziraphale and she would hate the fact that I had stole her diary and read it almost every week. One part in particular though told me she was so called "crushing" on Aziraphale. It read: I love the fact that I can make Az smiled and laugh, his smiled is, in a sense, pretty and his laugh is the most warm hole hearted sound I have ever heard. I hate those off days when he's not in a good mood, or when he (finally) sells a book. Hmm thinking of Az kinda makes me want hot coco… I think I'll go make some. :3

When humans write or say things like that, they most likely like the person. But Jess also has written thing like that about me too, so it makes me wonder. Like today she wrote something she was going to do: You know, I think after I spend some time with Az, I'll go get Crowley a viburnum opulus, yeah I think he'd like that. :3

Humans, why are some of them so confusing?