Sorry it took so long to upload lots of shit has been going down and i finally was able to upload so I hope you like the second chapter hopefully the next chapter will be up soon.
I don't own anything except Allena.
Chapter 2: Training Camp mess-ups
Up at the ancestors' shrine, a ghostly, old man materialized and tapped the incense burner. "Kei…awaken!" With that, a little person in an orange mask fell out of the burner and onto the floor with a thump.
"I live!" Keil shouted, rising. He paused. "So what kind of poor mortal needs my help now?! Huh?! You just say the word there, and I'll go full-force!"
"Keil…" the old man muttered, "you were demoted. These are the family guardians." He pointed to statues of different animals. "They protect the family, and what do you do?"
Keil sighed. "I…ring the gong…" He picked up his instrument.
"That's right," the Ancestor replied, nodding. "Now wake up the ancestors."
Keil groaned. "One family reunion coming right up." He sounded the gong, and several other ghostly figures appeared from the stones. They started shouting among themselves, arguing over whether or not Allena was justified in her actions. Keil, seeing that this could take a while, read the daily newspaper.
"My children never did anything like this!" One shouted. "They all went on to design Kimonos!"
"Well, we can't ALL design Kimonos!" Another argued.
"No, your great granddaughter had TO BE A CROSS-DRESSER!"
The Elder slammed his palm on one of the stones. "That's enough!" he interrupted, silencing the other ancestors. "We must send one of the family guardians in order to fetch Allena."
"I'll go!" Keil insisted, throwing the paper off to the side. "I can do it!"
There was a long, awkward silence before the ancestors broke out into a fury of laughter. "Keil, we are going to send a REAL guardian to fetch Allena," The Elder explained.
"But I AM a real guardian!"
"Yeah, right! Your misguidance led Mana to disaster!"
The old man on the other side of the room pointed to the sword in his stomach. "Yeah, thanks a lot."
The Elder just shook his head. "We will send the great stone Dragon, one of our family's most trusted and powerful guardians." He pointed to a large statue out in the gardens next to the pond. "He'll fetch Allena. Go now, Keil!" He threw the little man outside. "Wake him up!"
Keil grunted and dragged the gong over to the statue. "What's so special about this guy?" he asked himself. "He's Just a fricking Stone statue!" Keil tried to sound the gong, but no one arose from the statue. "Oh, FORGET IT!" he shouted, throwing the gong at the stone. With that, the statue crumbled into a million pieces. Keil stared. "OH MAN, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!"
"STONE DRAGON!" The Elder called from the shrine. "Have you awakened?"
Thinking fast, He pulled the dragon's large heavy head over his head and came up from the branches quickly. "Uh…YES!" he shouted. "Yes, I just woke up! I'm The Great Stone Dragon! I shall now go and fetch Allena! Uh…DID I MENTION I WAS THE STONE DRAGON!?" Keil could barely hear what The Elder had to say in response, because he fell backwards and landed at the bottom of the hill. It hardly mattered though, because the Elder truly thought that the guardian was on his way. "Just perfect!" Keil shouted, pulling the stone off him. "Just great! I'd have to bring Allena home with a medal in order to get my position back!" Keil glanced at a green cricket on the ground next to him and smiled. "THAT'S IT!" he realized. "I'll turn Allena into a war hero! They'll be begging me to come back!" Keil ran off down the path but saw the cricket following him. "What makes you think you're coming? Huh? You're LUCKY?!"
Meanwhile, Tyki and the other Akuma had found a soldier and his partner spying on them in the bushes. "Congratulations," he laughed, "you found the Akuma army."
"Emperor Komui will stop you!" The one shouted.
"Stop me?" Tyki repeated. "He invited me. When he put up that barrier, he challenged my strength. GO! Go and tell your Emperor to send his strongest troops!"
"Okay…um…" Allena stammered, trying to find the right words. "Uh…how about I…? No…Um…" She deepened her voice. "Hello, Fellow Man!" Kei just laughed; Allena threw her shoe at Kei. "I'M WORKING ON IT!" she shouted, putting her shoe back on. "Oh…who am I kidding? It would take a miracle to get me into the army…"
"DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE?! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY 'ARRGGGG'!"
Allena and Kei screamed. "GYAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Close enough!" A giant shadow appeared against a tall rock. "Get ready, Allena! Your ancestors have sent me! If the army finds out you're a girl, the punishment…IS DEATH!"
"Who ARE you?!" Allena gasped.
"Who am I? WHO AM I?! I am the POWERFUL, the PLEASURABLE, the INDESTRUCTIBLE Keil!" The little man walked out from behind the rock. "Hee, I'm pretty awesome, huh?" Allena's Horse jumped on him.
Allena stared at the little man. "My ancestors sent a child to help me?"
"Hey, I'm fully grown!" Keil insisted.
"But you're tiny!"
"I'm TRAVEL SIZE! Trust me; if I were my real size, your cow over here would die of fright. Plus, I have powers beyond your imagination!" Keil crawled up Allena until he was at level with her chest. "For example, my eyes…can see straight through your armor…" Allena gasped and slapped him. "ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Keil shouted. "DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW, DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
"Wait, stop!" Allena and Kei cried, patting Keil on the head. "I'm sorry. I'm just nervous! I've never done this before."
"Duh!" the little man replied. "That's why you need me!"
Kei said," Allena I'm going to be watching out for you from the outskirts ok? I really can't pass as a man with my body so do me proud." She hugged Allena and they hugged and Allena walked to the camp silently with Keil and her horse.
Allena stared at the sight before her. "They're disgusting…" she whispered.
"No, they're men," Keil explained, gesturing towards the people in the tents. "You'll have to act just like them!"
"Look!" a random man shouted, unbuttoning his shirt. "This tattoo will protect me from harm!" A darkly colored man smirked as he looked at the artwork and punched the man in the stomach. A red headed man with a patch over his one eye behind him laughed.
"I hope you can get your money back, un!" he called.
Allena twitched. "I don't think I can do this…"
"It's all about attitude," Keil muttered. "Be tough like this guy! Punch him! It's how men say hello!" Allena did as she was told, and the dark man yelped in surprise.
"You!" he growled. "Why you little…"
"Socalo!" a big black man grinned. "It looks like you made a friend!"
"You aren't worth my time…" Kisame grunted. "white haired chicken boy…"
"CHICKEN BOY!?" Keil shouted. "SAY THAT TO MY FACE YA WET NOODLE!"
"OKAY, THAT'S IT." Socalo threw a punch, but Allena ducked out of the way in time. The punch landed on the Red head instead. "Oops…" Socalo realized. "Sorry, Lietentiant Lavi."
"Akuma army have struck here and here," General explained, pointing on the map before him. "I will take the troops up to the village at the Heaven and Earth Bridge. There, we will stop Tyki." The General smiled. "You will stay here and train the new recruits. When you're ready, meet us at the front, Captain."
"Captain?!" Reever repeated, staring at the boy sitting across from the General. "But General, are you sure?"
"Of course I am!" The General replied. "Kanda was at the top of his class in the academy and has great knowledge of war strategies. I think he'll make a fine captain."
A Young man with long ebony hair tied up in a high ponytail smiled happily. "It's an honor!" He smirked to himself when the General and Reever left the tent. "Heh…Captain Kanda…leader of Japan's finest troops. No! Leader of the greatest troops of all-time! Heh heh…" But when he walked out of the tent, he saw total chaos among the troops. Kanda stared shocked by the scene.
The General mounted his horse. "I'll expect Reever's report in three weeks!" he called as his horse galloped off. The experienced troops followed him.
Kanda frowned as he watched the man leave. "Good luck, Father." His attention then suddenly turned to the fighting men. "SOLDIERS!" he shouted. The men immediately stopped and pointed to Allena.
"HE STARTED IT."
Allena looked around and stood for the captain. "I'm sorry!" she said quickly in her deeper voice. "I…uh…"
"What's your name?" Kanda asked, getting close to her face.
"Uh…I've got a name, and it's a boy's name…"
"L-Lavi?!" Keil whispered.
"But HIS name is Lavi…" Allena gestured towards the blonde man.
"I didn't ask for HIS name!" Kanda shouted. "I asked for YOUR name!"
"Ugh…Keil…"
"Keil?!"
"No!"
"THEN WHAT IS IT?!"
Keil pulled on Allena's ear. "Kou! Kou was my best friend growing up!"
"IT'S KOU!," Allena replied.
"Kou…?" Kanda questioned.
Allena scratched his head. "Of course, Kou owed my two hundred yen-…"
"Yes, my name is Kou," Allena confirmed, slapping Keil on her back.
Kanda held out his hand. "Let me see your documents." He took the paper from Allena and glanced at the name. "Walker...Related to Mana Walker?!"
Reever stared. "I didn't know Mana Walker had two sons!"
Allena stammered. "Uh…H-He uh...He didn't like to talk about me too much hehe..."
Reever nodded. "I can see why."
Kanda frowned. "Okay, Everyone, thanks to your new friend Kou, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice you dropped. Tomorrow, the REAL work begins."
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