Announcer: Ok, Ok. (clears throat)
When we last left our hero, Marcus--
Selene, Kahn, +Michael: HEY!!
Selene: Where do you get off, calling that freaky bat a hero! He tried to kill us, for corn's sake!!
Michael: He did kill me, actually.
Selene: NOW I HATE HIM MORE!!
Kahn: Dude, what's up with Selene? She's being kind of freaky, ain't she??
Michael: She got hit in the head last week….slight loss of sanity.
Kahn: Ohhhhh…..
Announcer: HELLO!! Can you three let me do my job?!
Selene: Oh, fine, but get it right! We're the heroes here.
Announcer: Oh, fine, then. clears throat yet again
When we last left our heroes, they were in a brawl with the noble and kind Marcus.( completely ignoring death glares from Selene, Kahn, and Michael) and, by some miracle, they won. Now Michael had taken Selene and Kahn to a retirement home to aid the elderly…..
Selene: Why are we here? What have old people done for us?
Michael: Quiet! We have to help the old today! It's part of your parole, remember?
Selene: No…
Michael: Good.
Kahn: How exactly are we going to help them anyway? We're two Vampires and a Hybrid. We're not exactly cut out for helping the elderly.
Michael: We're going to sing to them.
Selene: WHAT? Oh, not that bloody song again.
Michael: What? I thought you liked it?
Selene: Well, I did, but then it caused Viktor, Kraven, and Marcus to find us! That song is obviously evil!!
Michael: Well, it's a good thing I added some new verses to it!
Selene: (rubs temples)
Kahn: searches bag for a bullet capable of killing a Hybrid
Michael: If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh what a snow it would be!
Standing outside with my mouth opened wide!
Ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah!
Selene: Michael, cut it out!
(Old people begin walking towards them.)
Kahn: (stare) The song seems to attract old people.
Selene: Let's get out, fast.
(But it was too late. The old people had the three surrounded. Suddenly, they began to change their form. They were growing fur, and long claws.)
Selene: LYCANS!! THE OLD PEOPLE ARE LYCANS IN DISGUISE!!
Kahn: Crap! Now look what you've done, Michael!!
Michael: (is still singing the song and is not paying attention to the severe and possibly deadly situation before him)
(Selene and Kahn find themselves walking backwards towards a television set, with Selene dragging Michael, who is still singing. Kahn trips, hits the television screen, and falls in.)
Selene: Kahn!
(She too trips and falls into the screen with Michael.)
Selene + Kahn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Michael: Ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah!
To Be Continued
