Announcer: Ok, Ok

Announcer: Ok, Ok. (clears throat)

When we last left our hero, Marcus--

Selene, Kahn, +Michael: HEY!!

Selene: Where do you get off, calling that freaky bat a hero! He tried to kill us, for corn's sake!!

Michael: He did kill me, actually.

Selene: NOW I HATE HIM MORE!!

Kahn: Dude, what's up with Selene? She's being kind of freaky, ain't she??

Michael: She got hit in the head last week….slight loss of sanity.

Kahn: Ohhhhh…..

Announcer: HELLO!! Can you three let me do my job?!

Selene: Oh, fine, but get it right! We're the heroes here.

Announcer: Oh, fine, then. clears throat yet again

When we last left our heroes, they were in a brawl with the noble and kind Marcus.( completely ignoring death glares from Selene, Kahn, and Michael) and, by some miracle, they won. Now Michael had taken Selene and Kahn to a retirement home to aid the elderly…..

Selene: Why are we here? What have old people done for us?

Michael: Quiet! We have to help the old today! It's part of your parole, remember?

Selene: No…

Michael: Good.

Kahn: How exactly are we going to help them anyway? We're two Vampires and a Hybrid. We're not exactly cut out for helping the elderly.

Michael: We're going to sing to them.

Selene: WHAT? Oh, not that bloody song again.

Michael: What? I thought you liked it?

Selene: Well, I did, but then it caused Viktor, Kraven, and Marcus to find us! That song is obviously evil!!

Michael: Well, it's a good thing I added some new verses to it!

Selene: (rubs temples)

Kahn: searches bag for a bullet capable of killing a Hybrid

Michael: If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh what a snow it would be!

Standing outside with my mouth opened wide!

Ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah!

Selene: Michael, cut it out!

(Old people begin walking towards them.)

Kahn: (stare) The song seems to attract old people.

Selene: Let's get out, fast.

(But it was too late. The old people had the three surrounded. Suddenly, they began to change their form. They were growing fur, and long claws.)

Selene: LYCANS!! THE OLD PEOPLE ARE LYCANS IN DISGUISE!!

Kahn: Crap! Now look what you've done, Michael!!

Michael: (is still singing the song and is not paying attention to the severe and possibly deadly situation before him)

(Selene and Kahn find themselves walking backwards towards a television set, with Selene dragging Michael, who is still singing. Kahn trips, hits the television screen, and falls in.)

Selene: Kahn!

(She too trips and falls into the screen with Michael.)

Selene + Kahn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Michael: Ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah!

To Be Continued