Attempt #2: Racing
Leanne: It's raining.
Marth: I know.
Leanne: Make it stop!
Marth: How? I'm not some type of Zelda character or anything!
Leanne: ...Fine.
Navarre: Why do you guys hate the rain? It feels great!
Marth: Is Navarre smiling?
Leanne: Yeah, why?
Marth: It's officially the end of the world right now! Our games are all glitched up!
Leanne: No it isn't.
Cain: Yes it is! 'Dude was always upset about something!
Marth: Where's Reyson?
Ellis: I don't know.
Marth: *stammers* Can you please stop wearing that suit? Please?
Ellis: Fine.
Leanne: What do you have against Swordmasters?
Marth: I don't know...
Ellis: Then I shouldn't be a problem to you.
Leanne: Yay! It stopped raining!
Marth: Did it? Ah, great.
Navarre: Come on! Where'd all the rain go?
Reyson: Where it was supposed to go.
Marth: Oh, you're...up.
Leanne: No Mist references!
Cain: Hey guys! Who's the fastest person in the whole wide world?
All: Sonic.
Cain: No, it's Reyson!
Reyson: Sonic is 10 times faster than me.
Cain: What?
Marth: Yeah, he's right!
Cain: What about that song?
Leanne: What song?
Cain: Super Sonic Racing.
Marth: Are you trying to make a reference?
Cain: No. I thought they said Reyson was 'super sonic'
Reyson: Seriously?
Cain: Aw come on!
Reyson: Maybe I should race the fastest person in the whole wide world!
Marth: Reyson! Don't listen to Cain! He caused an Ice Climber to climb fire!
Sonic: Hey! Heard you wanted to race me!
Reyson: Aw just look at him! He's the fastest?
Marth: Yup!
Cain: Maybe.
Sonic: Shut up, Knuckles!
Cain: Shut up, Sonic!
Sonic: I am Sonic.
Leanne: Let the race begin! Whoever who wins gets 10,000G every month!
Reyson: Really?
Ellis: Yep.
Marth: If Reyson loses, I am not forgiving him.
Ellis: Don't worry, bro. I got a plan!
Marth: Good thing you finally started using staves again. What is it?
Ellis: Here.
Marth: That's cheating!
Ellis: So what!
Leanne: 3, 2, wait... What comes after two again?
Marth: One.
Leanne: Oh. 3, 2, 1, GOOOO!
Ellis: Wait for it...
Marth: Not watching!
Ellis: *waves staff* He won!
Cain: You warped Reyson to the finish line?
Ellis: No, he won!
Sonic: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Navarre: That's it! *kills Sonic*
Reyson: So we got it?
Marth: We better!
Cain: Oh, come on! Why are you here?
R.O.B.: Because the race was unfair.
Cain: No it wasn't!
R.O.B.: Yes it was. Sonic's currency isn't Gold. If he won, he wouldn't get anything.
Marth: Oh, come on!
Reyson: Forgive me, Marth!
Marth: I will. You won the race anyway.
Leanne: Well, we tried again...
Marth: And lost...
Ellis: Dang it! I lost my sword!
Marth: Oops! I took it!
THE END
