Attempt #2: Racing

Leanne: It's raining.

Marth: I know.

Leanne: Make it stop!

Marth: How? I'm not some type of Zelda character or anything!

Leanne: ...Fine.

Navarre: Why do you guys hate the rain? It feels great!

Marth: Is Navarre smiling?

Leanne: Yeah, why?

Marth: It's officially the end of the world right now! Our games are all glitched up!

Leanne: No it isn't.

Cain: Yes it is! 'Dude was always upset about something!

Marth: Where's Reyson?

Ellis: I don't know.

Marth: *stammers* Can you please stop wearing that suit? Please?

Ellis: Fine.

Leanne: What do you have against Swordmasters?

Marth: I don't know...

Ellis: Then I shouldn't be a problem to you.

Leanne: Yay! It stopped raining!

Marth: Did it? Ah, great.

Navarre: Come on! Where'd all the rain go?

Reyson: Where it was supposed to go.

Marth: Oh, you're...up.

Leanne: No Mist references!

Cain: Hey guys! Who's the fastest person in the whole wide world?

All: Sonic.

Cain: No, it's Reyson!

Reyson: Sonic is 10 times faster than me.

Cain: What?

Marth: Yeah, he's right!

Cain: What about that song?

Leanne: What song?

Cain: Super Sonic Racing.

Marth: Are you trying to make a reference?

Cain: No. I thought they said Reyson was 'super sonic'

Reyson: Seriously?

Cain: Aw come on!

Reyson: Maybe I should race the fastest person in the whole wide world!

Marth: Reyson! Don't listen to Cain! He caused an Ice Climber to climb fire!

Sonic: Hey! Heard you wanted to race me!

Reyson: Aw just look at him! He's the fastest?

Marth: Yup!

Cain: Maybe.

Sonic: Shut up, Knuckles!

Cain: Shut up, Sonic!

Sonic: I am Sonic.

Leanne: Let the race begin! Whoever who wins gets 10,000G every month!

Reyson: Really?

Ellis: Yep.

Marth: If Reyson loses, I am not forgiving him.

Ellis: Don't worry, bro. I got a plan!

Marth: Good thing you finally started using staves again. What is it?

Ellis: Here.

Marth: That's cheating!

Ellis: So what!

Leanne: 3, 2, wait... What comes after two again?

Marth: One.

Leanne: Oh. 3, 2, 1, GOOOO!

Ellis: Wait for it...

Marth: Not watching!

Ellis: *waves staff* He won!

Cain: You warped Reyson to the finish line?

Ellis: No, he won!

Sonic: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Navarre: That's it! *kills Sonic*

Reyson: So we got it?

Marth: We better!

Cain: Oh, come on! Why are you here?

R.O.B.: Because the race was unfair.

Cain: No it wasn't!

R.O.B.: Yes it was. Sonic's currency isn't Gold. If he won, he wouldn't get anything.

Marth: Oh, come on!

Reyson: Forgive me, Marth!

Marth: I will. You won the race anyway.

Leanne: Well, we tried again...

Marth: And lost...

Ellis: Dang it! I lost my sword!

Marth: Oops! I took it!

THE END