Welcome back to:
Firestar & Tigerstar's Talkshow!
Today's Topic: Skinny jeans!
Special Guest: Sasha!
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Tigerstar- Okay, welcome back, our topic today is:
Firestar- Skinny jeans! And how they make me look hawt!
Tigerstar- Yes they do, I mean, they show your curves, I mean, they make your ass look big, I mean…
Firestar- Oh yeah that's right your supposed to "come out of the closet" today.
*Pause *
Firestar- Well…go ahead…
Tigerstar- No I refuse!
CRASH!!!!
Firestar- Whoa what was that?
Tigerstar- * whispers * I love you.
Firestar- What!?
Tigerclaw- Olive juice!
Firestar- Huh? No I don't think that's what you said….
Tigerstar- You're right. What I really said was: I love Jews!
Firestar- Nice cover.
Tigerstar- Thanks.
*Awkward silence *
Tigerstar- I believe a gay baby was just born.
*Pause *
Firestar- How about we bring up our special guest?
*Applause *
Firestar- Let's have a warm welcome to: Sasha! Tigerstar's EX!
Tigerstar- Your just here to torture me aren't you?
*Sasha sits down on the chair next to Tigerstar *
Tigerstar- Holy shit. *Hides face *
Sasha- Why, hello, Tigerstar *she says coolly *
Tigerstar- Hello.
Random person- BONER ALERT!
Tigerstar- shut up! *Hides boner *
Firestar- So, Sasha, how are you doing?
Sasha- Fine.
Firestar- Well, its was nice having you here!
Sasha- Okay bye!
*Applause *
Tigerstar is shocked.
Tigerstar- That's it?
Firestar- Well, yes.
Tigerstar- What's the point in having guests when all we do is say hi and then they leave?
Firestar- I dunno. What else can we say?
Tigerstar- I don't know. I have to go.
Runs off.
Firestar- Well, he's probably jacking off somewhere so I shall go screw Sasha!
Sandstorm- Why won't you screw me anymore?
Firestar- Stupid naked mole rat.
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