Welcome back to:

Firestar & Tigerstar's Talkshow!

Today's Topic: Skinny jeans!

Special Guest: Sasha!

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Tigerstar- Okay, welcome back, our topic today is:

Firestar- Skinny jeans! And how they make me look hawt!

Tigerstar- Yes they do, I mean, they show your curves, I mean, they make your ass look big, I mean…

Firestar- Oh yeah that's right your supposed to "come out of the closet" today.

*Pause *

Firestar- Well…go ahead…

Tigerstar- No I refuse!

CRASH!!!!

Firestar- Whoa what was that?

Tigerstar- * whispers * I love you.

Firestar- What!?

Tigerclaw- Olive juice!

Firestar- Huh? No I don't think that's what you said….

Tigerstar- You're right. What I really said was: I love Jews!

Firestar- Nice cover.

Tigerstar- Thanks.

*Awkward silence *

Tigerstar- I believe a gay baby was just born.

*Pause *

Firestar- How about we bring up our special guest?

*Applause *

Firestar- Let's have a warm welcome to: Sasha! Tigerstar's EX!

Tigerstar- Your just here to torture me aren't you?

*Sasha sits down on the chair next to Tigerstar *

Tigerstar- Holy shit. *Hides face *

Sasha- Why, hello, Tigerstar *she says coolly *

Tigerstar- Hello.

Random person- BONER ALERT!

Tigerstar- shut up! *Hides boner *

Firestar- So, Sasha, how are you doing?

Sasha- Fine.

Firestar- Well, its was nice having you here!

Sasha- Okay bye!

*Applause *

Tigerstar is shocked.

Tigerstar- That's it?

Firestar- Well, yes.

Tigerstar- What's the point in having guests when all we do is say hi and then they leave?

Firestar- I dunno. What else can we say?

Tigerstar- I don't know. I have to go.

Runs off.

Firestar- Well, he's probably jacking off somewhere so I shall go screw Sasha!

Sandstorm- Why won't you screw me anymore?

Firestar- Stupid naked mole rat.

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