A/N: Anyone else looking forward to how this fic pans out? I am! I think the Doctor and the TARDIS (who is Belle, just saying if anyone's forgotten) will turn out to be just like an old married couple or something along those lines. So in other words, they'll be CUTE together. Or the Doctor will be cute and the TARDIS will try to be the voice of reason, I'm not sure yet… but the proof is in the pudding, so-to-speak!

And, please no flaming… I can't believe I'm having to say this again after all these years. It's FAN FICTION, people. The clue is is the name – so stop with your sanctimonious bullshitting, enjoy the ride and work on your own writing if you're so mad about a bit of silly fiction because you're obviously just compensating for your own shortfalls if you're really thinking of bombarding my fic with crap, and your reviews have henceforth been removed. And to those of you who sent me quite nice reviews, I'm really sorry but some people just don't know when to enjoy a good thing. If you sent me a nice review, let me offer my deepest apologies for this and you win a dozen free cyberhugs! If you sent me a nice review your review hasn't been removed, just the ones where the people obviously have a mental deficiency and feel the need to take it out on an innocent piece of writing.

Now ignore my ranting and read on, and bolster any ignoramus you may encounter during this chapter! It may be a good omen – meaning that I wont encounter any more bullshitters whilst reading reviews. Fingers crossed! Although strictly speaking I haven't crossed my fingers in years… Rating changed to T because someone said the descriptive flirting means a T rating and I totally agree. Hi if you read the first chapter and are still reading, any of you! This fic got so many reviews from only 1 chapter, now I've got over the shock of those bullshit reviews I can write this for you guys.

Chapter 2 - Sunlight

As the artificial orange sunlight fell through the gap in the curtains, the two awoke contented.

"Hello, you."

"Hullo, my bluebell."

"You're going to have to stop calling me that. 'Dear' and 'Old Girl' are fine, but I have to draw the line at some point."

"You weren't complaining last night." he said with a wink.

"It was my first time, I hardly had the coherence to complain." she replied, hitting him with a pillow, "So this is how it is for all you humanoids? You're inactive at night and active at day?" she yawned.

"Yes, but it's mostly a human thing. You know the Time Lords rarely needed sleep – but we kind of wore each other out last night, didn't we?" he grinned bashfully. She blushed, he noticed.

"Yes, well… You know there's something I've always been interested in having besides sex?"

"What?"

"Breakfast. I know that nearly every civilized species partakes of it, and I've seen it first-hand when watching you and your companions over the years. I've never eaten anything before besides rift energy, and I imagine this body will be getting hungry soon." as if her stomach were restating her point, it rumbled lowly.

"Yeah, I'm getting hungry too – and the Pond's will be wondering what happened to us after we left them in the console room last night."

"I think they'll have some inkling."


Amy (Pond) Williams brought the milk carton out of the fridge, only half-registering her actions. The TARDIS had been going haywire all night, rumbling and tumbling and throwing her and Rory about as they tried to get some rest. Must've had something to do with what she and the Doctor were doing last night, Amy thought with a smirk.

Rory was less aware of what they'd been doing, "What do you think happened last night? Was the Doctor examining the TARDIS for very long?"

"Rory, I love your innocent mind but sometimes… I don't think the Doctor was examining her last night, but you could call it examining if you like."

Rory realized what she meant, and his cheeks became bright red, "Oh."

"There you go."

As if on cue, the Doctor and the TARDIS – now fully dressed – walked into the kitchen.

"So, TARDIS… I'm sorry, I can't keep calling you TARDIS, it doesn't feel right." Amy said, embarrassed.

"Call me Belle – his idea, not mine." the TARDIS said, "I'm sorry, we're not properly acquainted even though you're living in me. I think I once called you 'the orange girl'."

"I'm Amy, and this is Rory." she said, gesturing to her husband.

"Ah yes, the pretty one."

"Aren't I or Amy pretty?" the Doctor said indignantly.

"I like people with stupid faces. Why do you think I stole you?"

"You stole him? Do tell!" Amy said, sitting at the table.

"Yes, after we've eaten."


The TARDIS and Amy felt they got along quite well – they found they had similar tastes in poking fun at the Doctor.

"A scarf!"

"The longest one you could have seen, and stripy! And don't get me started on his sixth incarnation, it was like a recreation of the technicolour dreamcoat!"

"Yes, okay ladies, I think we've had enough of 'laugh about the Doctor' day."

"Oh, don't be such an old spoilsport."

"Alright, you've had your breakfast, now lets get somewhere."

There was far less turbulence than on a regular flight through the vortex – probably because the TARDIS was actually helping to take them where they wanted to go for once, and was helping the Doctor pilot.

They were inevitably flung to the ground, and the regular landing noise sounded.

"Somewhere simple – Earth, Britain, May 2011."

"Simple is right. Please can you take us to a pub? I miss a British pub." Amy groaned

"Oh no, no alcohol! Why ruin a perfect day?"

"You're boring."

"And you obviously don't know that it isn't even the afternoon yet, Pond."

"So? Morning snifter."

"So, I don't want to get drunk, and it's my timeship that's going to get us all out of here when we're done."

"What are we going to do, exactly?"

The Doctor opened the double doors with a flourish, "We're going to a party!"

A/N: I'm giving you guys a cliffhanger! And sorry for the shortness of this chapter, I… my head's not been quite into it lately because of those flaming reviews I got. But I know what I'm doing in the next chapter! Some new characters will be introduced – well, not new, they've been in the show before, but this will be their first time in the fic. And you've all been asking for me to continue this! You're all so lovely, save a few unsavoury characters. But that should all be over by now, it just had me a bit shaken that I couldn't really continue. But I'm getting back into the swing of things! Yep…