Before returning to our story, a little history is in order. Our darling Rachel, since we last saw her snuggling with Finn in the choir room, had several months of two-a-days with Mr. Hudson, a teenage boy, the couple averaging a daily combined orgasm total of 7.3, according to calculations in her diary, which must be considered definitive. Furthermore, Rachel Berry, never one to leave anything to chance, supplemented her practical application of sexual techniques with academic studies of such treatises as The Kama Sutra, The New Joy of Sex, and The Guide to Getting It On! Her soon-to-be partner, on the other hand, had only ever slept with one other woman, his ex-wife Terri, who may or may not have been clinically insane. Add to all this Ms Berry's well-established proclivities for creativity, exploration, passionate expression, and just plain dirty mindedness, and she could not to be considered by any means the junior partner in whatever salacious, lascivious, lubricious and downright illegal shenanigans that might be occurring at this very moment on the two-seat swing in her back yard. With all this in mind, it's back to Lima, OH, to resume our tale of the tail.
Rachel's and Will's initial tentative, tender and sweet mouth-to-mouth soon gave way to all out lips, tongue and teeth ravishing of any bare flesh they could find, including but not limited to Rachel's bare inner thighs just below the bottoms of her ridden-up shorts. Will, who had initially expressed concern that a) they might be observed by the neighbors, and b) her dads might come home at any minute and kill him, was reassured by Rachel that a) the swing had been deliberately positioned where it was so its occupants would not be observable by nosy neighbors, a corollary of which was that by now a naked girl could as easily have gotten pregnant from its seat as Quinn Fabray could have with Finn Hudson in a hot tub, and b) her daddies were at an ACLU convention in Columbus for the weekend which, she assured him and as he suspected, was no coincidence.
Having run out of immediately available bare flesh, Mr. Schuester saw fit to rip off Rachel's blouse and bra and take succor from her taut ripe nipples. To show her appreciation, Rachel began to investigate the cause of the seeming discomfort around and about Will's groin, and started to administer a badly needed massage to the stiffness and swellings she discovered there.
Will, succumbing to a too-long delayed lust for his naughty little diva, picked her up by the waist and stood her in front of him, where he unbuttoned and unzipped her shorts and teasingly slid them down her thighs. It's when her light brown hirsute delta hove into view with no obstruction in sight that he pronounced his profound shock, shock at her lack of propriety.
"Where's your panties?"
"I took them off when I went to get the lemonade. I wanted to surprise you. And you can't imagine how incredibly sexy it is to sit next to a hunk like you with extremely tight cotton shorts pressing directly against my lips and clit. Once I nearly came when I slid forward a little. It's a good thing you took up my offer. I don't know what I would have done."
"You seduced me!"
"Oh, please. You've been wishing you could fuck me for almost a year. I merely made the necessary arrangements and provided the context and environment. I may be an enabler, but I'll have you know, good sir, I am no seductress. Now, if you'd be so kind, please shut the fuck up and complete my depantsing. I promise you the tastiest, tightest little pussy you've ever had in your life. And later, after you've had your cookies and milk, I'm going to demonstrate the physics of the pendulum. There's a really interesting upward acceleration that occurs on a swing."
Will had begun to wonder just who was the teacher there, but abandoned that subject when his mind became distracted by the luscious young cunt that hovered near his tongue. He decided that it definitely needed to be kissed, then licked, sucked and fingered, an activity which Rachel made the easier and more enticing for him by resting her left leg on the seat. In her need for balance, she held his head tight against her which, serendipitously, enhanced the overall effect to the extent that she came long and hard in what for her was an outdoor record of 21 seconds. When Rachel found that all that play had made her very hungry, she had no choice but to pull off all of Will's clothes.
