This one was to good to not write down!

This one I got off of Wildboys!

Poor Sam and Leo! XD

Onward!

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The top Ten pranks of NEST.

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9. What's the capital of Thailand?

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'Okay, so...why are we asking them these again?' Leo asked for the fifth time.

'Because it's educational and not to mention, I enjoy testing them randomly, dude...you should know that by now!' Tatyana Witwicky, who appeared to be wearing a baggy black cardigan sweater, a black and white striped long sleeved shirt, and skinny jeans due to the cold weather along with her skull littered converse, sounded offended.

'Yeah, god Leo, get with the program!' Sam teased.

'Hey Dad, Ratchet, Ironhide...can I ask you guys something?' Tai asked in an innocent tone. The three Bots turned to face her.

'Yes, sweetheart, what can we do for you?' Optimus asked fondly. He couldn't help but feel proud and important whenever his daughter wanted to ask him something.

'I actually have a little quiz to give you guys about capitals and whatnot!' The girl exclaimed, bouncing on the heels of her feet.

'Capitals and whatnot?' Ironhide asked. 'What sort of nonsense is this?'

'Typical Tai nonsense, Ironhide, just go with it.' Sam sighed out, crossing his arms while Leo put his hands in his pockets.

'He's got you there.' Ratchet smirked in his direction. 'Alright, Tatyana, go ahead.'

'Great!' Tai clapped her hands together. 'Okay question one, what's the capital of Arizona?'

'Phoenix.' Optimus answered.

'Figured he'd get it.' Leo muttered to Sam. Tai growled lightly, which shut him up immediatley.

'Question to, what the capital of Wyoming?'

Ironhide rolled his optics. 'Shyanne...'

'Awesome! Alright, last question...what's the capital of Thailand?'

But before any of the Bot's could answer, Tai answered for them.

'BANGKOK!' She exclaimed loudly, clenching her hands into fists and bringing them down with lightening speed, whacking the two unsuspecting boys in the nether regions.

Their facial expressions went from shock to horror to pain in a matter of seconds. Leo's face was pale white as he fell onto his hands and knees as he curled up on the ground. Sam was whimpering very loudly as he curled on his side, burying his pain ridden face in his knee's Tai looked incredibly smug as she glanced up at the shocked faces of the Bot's.

'And that gentlebots, is the classic 'Capital of Thailand' prank..rather popular on MTV...' She then walked away, swaying slightly to a tune in her head. Optimus, Ironhide, and Ratchet watched as she walked out then back down at the two whimpering boys.

Ratchet kneeled down to examine them more closely. 'Any damage?'

'I..think...one of them...went internal..' Sam squeaked out, his voice incredibly high.

'You think you got it rough..?' Leo whimpered out. 'She hit me with her robot arm...I think one popped...'

'Sucks to be...you...' Sam curled up even more.

'Do you two require anything?' The Medbot asked again.

'No, no, no...' Sam whimpered. 'Lemme just lay here and whimper in pain...and hope I can still have children..'

Optimus pinched the bridge of his noseplate.

Oh, humans are rather delicate creatures.

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Well, there you go!

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