Smash Mansion Babies Chapter 2: The Most Dangerous Baby Ever!
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"Hey, can you please just let me feed you?!" Daisy tried to place a bottle into Baby Leah the Pink Villager's mouth. She was holding her in one arm, the bottle of milk in her other hand, trying to make Leah stop wiggling so much. The Baby Villager was finding her predicament hilarious, and laughed every time Daisy growled at her. Peach took Leah from Daisy's arms, and instructed her on what to do. Leah allowed Peach to put the bottle in her mouth and started drinking… before spitting it into Peach's face and giggling again.
"Guess you're not having too much fun either…" Robin groaned, watching the two princesses try and feed Leah. He was tasked with trying to make Baby Pit eat his food, with no luck. Pit had already chucked an entire bowl of baby food at Robin then flung his spoon at Igglybuff, who started having a huge Pokémon tantrum of which had only just calmed. "Piiit, here comes a dragon! Raaaawr!" Robin cooed, trying to place the spoon in Pit's mouth. Pit wasn't having it and screeched, throwing his bowl across the room. Rovin ducked, and it hit Rosalina, who was trying to get Rochelle to stop pointing her cutlery at Baby Isabelle like a gun and just eat her food. "No no no, Pit. We don't throw. Bad, naughty boy." Peach sighed. She had just wiped the milk Leah spat at her off her face and was just really tired. As everyone else was fed, she noticed that they'd forgotten Baby Mega Man, who was sitting and playing with some toy cars. "Ohh, come here, little blue rascal." the Pink Princess coaxed to the baby bot. He turned away from her, so Peach walked over and proceeded to pick him up… but before she could, Mega Man scowled, threw a toy car hard enough that it knocked Peach back a little, activated both Mega Busters, and launched huge jets of flame from them. "Mega Man, no! Bad boy! Don't play with fire!" Rosalina shouted as everyone screamed. She pulled out her wand, which sparkled brightly and made Mega Man stop trying to set fire to everything without realising. He giggled upon seeing it shine and babbled joyfully. Using her magic, Rosalina put out all the flames that Mega Man had created and restored a little order in the makeshift playroom.
"I c-can't believe that…" Robin whispered in a choked way, obviously terrified by the nightmarishly behaved robot baby.
All the babies except Mega Man had begun wailing and crying, all frightened by what happened. That's when Baby Meta Knight had had enough of everyone ignoring him, and decided to try and scream over everyone. He succeeded, giving everyone an earful of his high pitched squeal. "Oh gosh! Meta Knight, what's that!" Daisy called out, pointing at a mobile hanging from the ceiling to try and make Meta Knight stop screaming. The baby Star Warrior closed his mouth and stared at the spinning decoration, before clapping his nub-like hands together and laughing, much to the relief of the four babysitters. Igglybuff, Leah, Lucas, Isabelle and Rochelle had been behaving well during the Mega Man/Meta Knight drama, but had grown tired of it and started throwing food and bowls and cutlery. "Here we go again…" Peach muttered.
After dinner…
"Whew…" Robin sighed, shaking his head. "Who knew that babies are so much bother?!"
"I deal with misbehavioural Lumas all the time, but they're never this bad!" Rosalina admitted.
The four had left the eight babies in pens in the playroom and were just taking a break, when there was a loud thud and then someone crying and yelling. The four darted in to find Pit in Mega Man's playpen. Mega Man was screeching while pulling on Pit's hair, and Pit was try to slap him with his wings. "You two are being very naughty boys right now!" Robin scolded as he picked Pit up and placed him in his pen. He then picked up Mega Man… who climbed onto Robin's head, activated his Buster and launched a Crash Bomb at the princesses, who'd been watching at that point. They quickly deactivated the Crash Bomb and advanced towards Mega Man, who'd climbed back down Robin's head and was crawling around and bothering the other babies. "Eh eh eh, no!" Rosalina tutted as she lifted the boy bot up. He decided that he was angry for no reason and Spark Shocked her. "Ehhhhh… he's certainly got energy to burn, hasn't he…" Rosalina laughed quietly, completely singed.
That's it for another (hopefully) hilarious chapter of Smash Mansion Babies! Next one will be out tomorrow, when the Babysitter Four have to try and get Mega Man under control while helping Lucas have a great birthday!
