Shinju- Ummmm yeah. I guess it's my turn to do the disclaimer.
Kiritsu- Yep.I did it last time.
Shinju- Basically all I have to say is that none of the characters except Kiritsu and Shinju belong to us. The original songs and lyrics to not belong to us either.
So please enjoy this.
It was the first day at Hogwarts, and in every house. Not a house elf was stirring… Wait… that's not the story is it?
Well ok. It WAS the first day at Hogwarts, all the little first years being sorted and all the normal warnings from Dumbledore. Then they were introduced to the new professor Shinju, who looked like she could have been a first year too, although she was rumored to be a sixteen year old genius who had graduated Hogwarts early due to strange circumstances.
The feast passed rather uneventfully and then Dumbledore gave his speech.
"As you all should know this year will be different. We have the new Music in Magic schools program and everyone, including staff, are required to sing… So let us begin"
Music Starts
Female:
(Ravenclaw) It's time to perform magic!
(Hufflepuffs) It's time to light the wands!
(All houses) It's time to meet the Students In the Hogwarts Show tonight.
Male:
(Gryffindors) It's time to Drink the potions!
(Slytherins except Malfoy, Crabbe, & Goyle) It's time to start some fights!
(All) It's time to raise the curtain on the Hogwarts Show tonight!
Malfoy: Why do we always come here?
Goyle: I guess we'll never know.
Crabbe: It's like a kind of torture...
All: To have to watch the show!
(Brief Interlude - from Magical Orchestra)
Ron & Hermione: And now let's get things started...
Muggle Audiance: Why don't you get things started!
Harry: It's time to get things started...
Gryffindors: ...on the most sensational inspirational celebrational HOGWARTSTATIONAL...
This is what we call the Hogwarts Show!
(Neville attempts to finish his potion. It explodes.)
Then the students walk off to their houses. None of them seem to realize that they just randomly burst out into song. Only Snape seems to see that something is odd. Dumbledore seems to enjoy it.
Snape: Why did we all just randomly burst into song? No matter, must just be a one time spell that Dumbledore did. I had best go to my office. Potions with Gryffindors & Slytherins is first.
And Snape walks of to go to his office.
Dumbledore gets up and walks over to Shinju. "May I see you in my office please."
"I'm sorry, but I can't. I have to work on Kiritsu's private lessons." Shinju smiles and walks away.
Dumbledore: I knew it. They never could resist a practical joke, especially one like this. No matter, it isn't going to hurt anyone to have a little more music in their lives.
Shinju-I hope that you enjoyed this chapter as much as I did. Please Rate and Review. What do you think of my parodies?
