Me: If you want to see the disclaimer, see the very first page of chapter one.

Samus: We have to talk. *Readies her arm cannon* Where do you writers get off making everyone think I am a guy?

Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down! No need to freak out! Look it adds to the plot. Besides it's funny. We'll talk later. Anyway to our readers, I have a new announcement. If you review, be sure to include where you want the story to go, and just maybe I'll listen. Want Bowser to fall off a cliff? Put it in a review. Want Samus to stop talking for a whole day? Put it in a review.

Samus: Come here. And don't get all excited. I'll make you stop talking for a whole day with Mr. Cannon and Mrs. Fist. Prepare to meet them.

Me: Samus go away. You are so mean. Now on with the story.

The beginning of present day:

Samus looked at smash mansion. It was even bigger since last time. Master Hand only greeted newcomers, so she walked right by to see who she shared a room with. She was pleased that she was with Mario and Bowser. Samus wondered what a Bowser was. She went up to her room. She unpacked and went back downstairs only to be greeted by Mario.

"Mario" Samus said. "We are sharing a room plus something called a Bowser." Mario just froze before he tried to speak.

"B-B-B-Bowser?"

"Yeah, so what's wrong" Samus saw a large horned creature walk in. It stopped. Mario just stared at him.

"Mario" Bowser whispered.

"Bowser" Mario muttered with disgust. Suddenly, there was chaos. Bowser let out a roar and breathed huge amounts of fire setting everything ablaze. Mario responded by punching Bowser in the face. Bowser grabbed him and threw him out the window. "Maaamaaaa Miiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaa" Mario yelled as he flew away. Bowser just continued talking like nothing ever happened.

"Who's my roommate"?

"I am" Samus said. Mario limped in and was about to do something bad to Bowser from behind when Bowser said words that would bring pain.

"Cool! A guy in a robo suit. Samus right?" What Bowser said made everyone, even Master Hand, freeze. Mario chuckled.

"Never, EVER, call me a guy! Samus is a girl's name" Samus yelled before grabbing Bowser, kicking him, then burning him with her flamethrower. She took off her power suit so all the newcomers, and Bowser, who never officially met Samus, could see she was a woman. NO DOUBT! She walked upstairs followed by Mario and a limping Bowser. What a day.

Present day:

The alarm didn't wake Samus up to another day. Bowser did. He and Mario were arguing again. Bowser accidentally burned Samus's zero suit black. Mario grabbed Bowser by the tail and flung him out the door into another person's room through the wall. It happened to be Ganondorf's room.

"Hey, buddy. How are you doing." Bowser said as he lay on top of Ganondorf.

"Bowser" Ganondorf began. "I told you I only like you as a friend. Now get out of my room before I make you uglier than you are already, which is hard even with magic. Now get!!!" Bowser ran back into his room to find an angry Samus grabbing Mario by the neck. Upon seeing Bowser, Samus grabbed Bowser.

"Now listen to me" Samus said in her icy, angry voice. "Your arguing is so annoying I want to squeeze both of you until your head pops. I'm serious. You don't see link arguing with ganondork all day!"

"HEY" Ganondork yelled upon hearing his name.

"Shut up Ganondork" Samus yelled back. "Anyway, I've had it and-" Samus was interrupted by a white glove flying by and hitting the wall.

"HAHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Crazy Hand was on another breakdown. That white glove was followed by another that stopped at Samus's door. It was holding a tranquilizer.

"Samus" Master Hand said. "I need to borrow your paralyzer! Crazy is out of his mind again, only my tranquilizer isn't working! Please!" Master Hand seemed desperate, so Samus threw him her gun. "Crazy, I have a birthday cake if you come here!" When Crazy Hand heard his brother yell out birthday cake, Crazy just yelled out.

"YIPPPPEEEEEEEE!" Crazy rushed towards Master Hand and Master Hand shot Crazy, stunning him before he shot 4 tranquilizer shots at Crazy. Crazy fell to the ground and Master Hand carried him away.

"What were we doing?" Samus asked. Mario just shrugged along with Bowser.

The next day a brawl was scheduled. This brawl was Samus vs. Meta Knight. Samus had never seen Meta Knight Before, but she thought it would be an easy win. They stepped into a simulation room, where it was explained by Master Hand that in this room, nobody is truly, physically hurt. Plus that room can get larger or smaller, and can form any design. They were fighting on the final destination with one stock and smash balls on medium. Samus started with a missile at Meta Knight. It hit. Meta Knight approached with his mach drill before using his mach tornado. When Samus was in the air, Meta Knight slashed at her, knocking her even higher. Samus then hit Meta Knight with her arm cannon, which spiked him down. Samus did it one more time, making Meta Knight hit the ground so hard, he flew up. Then a smash ball appeared. Samus hit it with her flamethrower. The smash ball didn't break. Meta Knight hit it and it broke. He tried to get near, but responded with a weak charge shot before a missile that knocked it out of him. Samus charged her beam and shot it at the smash ball. Meta knight tried to hit the smash ball, but was a half second late. Samus charged her zero laser. Samus won with that beam.

Samus approached Meta Knight. "Good match. Your pretty good with that thing" Samus said pointing at his sword. Meta Knight smiled underneath his mask.

"Thank you. You were good as well. By the way, it's name is Galaxia. Most with swords name them." As Meta Knight walked away, Master Hand announced that Mario would be facing Bowser on New Pork City. with two stock, smash balls on medium as well. Samus stayed to watch the fight. As the fight started bowser was dominating with slashes until they both fell to the ground. Bowser did a Bowser bomb and forced Mario against a wall. He unleashed his fire breath. Mario was defenseless. Bowser breathed it even when it weak, for twenty seconds, racking up 40% damage. Mario had a total of 100% damage. Bowser followed up with a powerful side smash. It knocked Mario against the wall and he bounced to the left. Bowser did that again and Mario flew away. Bowser had no damage. As Mario tried to come down to meet Bowser when a smash ball appeared before Bowser. He did a powerful side smash and a whirling fortress before turning to Giga Bowser. It looked like the worst defeat for Mario ever. But Mario had an idea. He ran to the far left and hopped up. Giga Bowser tried to fit, but was too big. Bowser tried to attack Mario, but Mario turned him around with the cape, and Bowser fell into the abyss. Now Bowser and Mario were even. Bowser let out a roar and charged. Mario grabbed Bowser and threw him before hitting with a side smash. Bowser did a Bowser bomb. He then attempted Bowsercide. But they were at the same damage. Bowser and Mario fought each other for control over the other. They finally fell away. It looked like the very first tie when Everyone looked at the slow motion camera. At the very last second, Mario ended up on top of Bowser before they disappeared. Mario was the winner. Bowser let out a screeching roar before grabbing Mario. It looked like he would kill Mario when Crazy Hand charged in with a tranquilizer and shot it at Bowser. Bowser fell down.

"ONE FOR THE ALIENS IN MY HEAD!!!" Crazy Hand grabbed Bowser by the tail after saying it and carried him away. Everyone left and scattered to do different things, many congratulating Mario on winning in such an awesome match.

"Hey Mario, awesome match, everyone thought Bowser would beat you" Samus told Mario.

"Thanks" Mario said joining Luigi as he walked into the dining room. Samus went to look for Meta Knight.


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