A/N As everyone knows I don't own the characters. Thank you for the fabby reviews of this, they made me vair happy :D. I loved writing the first chapter, it was so easy my fingers just typed on there own, hopefully that will happen again :D.


1 minute later

Giddy god. You can't even do a simple face mask without people looking at you like your a loon.

Just because they don't like to enhance their natural beauty, doesn't mean they have to abuse me.

Besides what else are you supposed to do on a 11 hour flight?

And anyway my vati and his weird brother are flirting with air hostesses.

While wearing leather trousers.

And people look at me like I'm strange?

God grief. People are vair dim, if they think I'm a loon.

Plenty of people do face masks and put in hair rollers on an airplane

I must not be the only one with a international horn partner.

20 minutes later

Gott in himmel! Never put in hair rollers before you take off in a plane!

My head was pushed back, so I entered Ouch Central.

"Ouchy ouch, call the pope i may die"

"Oh Georgia, stop being so silly" Mutti tutted from across the aisle.

Erlack.

I almost forgot that there was a Nunga City that tutted and looked like a prozi on this plane.

I.e. my mutti for all the confuzzled minxes of the world.

God she looks like mutton dressed as lamb.

Does she honestly think a tiny leather tank top is appropriate for a woman of her age?

She should be wearing old loon clothes, doing the housework, cooking and staying out of my way.

Like Jas's mutti. She's a proper mutti unlike mine.

What chance have i got with a mutti like her?

I might aswell put myself in a convent already.

Well actually I'll do that after my OverSeas SnogFest with the Lurrvee God.

Hmm I wonder how far away Manhatten is from Memphis?

I bet it's a simple bus ride away.

10 minutes later

Why can't I come from a normal family?

Why did you have to give me these bunch of loons as a family?

Uncle Eggie as I fondly call him and Vati were showing me and Jas objects like a spoon and saying:

"Do not be afraid weird alien creature, this is a spoon"

Vair nice. Not. Just because I have a green face mask on and haircurlers doesn't mean I am a alien.

1 minute later

Haha got my own back on Vati by using my gigantibus amounts of cleverosity.

I got the spoon and chucked it at him.

His nose has gotten even bigger.

Tres amusante in my fabby opinion.

1 second later

"Great throw Kittykat, remind me to not piss you off when you have a spoon in your hand."

Ah merde. I forgot Dave was here. I lent over the top of my chair and Dave started pissing himself laughing.

What in the name of pantibus is he laughing at.

Oh yeah.

I have a green face mask on.

Great now I can hardly speak.

"Stop laughing you spoon!" I just about managed to say.

He kept laughing like a loon while his mutti just tutted at him.

Then he grinned at me and said:

"You suite the green faced fule look Kittykat"

"Thanks, I think"

"Go wash that mask off, I can't look at you without wanting to laugh"

"Well you are Dave the Laugh"

"Yes, but get on your camel girl and go!"

Vair loony.

10 minutes later

I finally got back to my seat after a gazillion years of trying to wash off my face mask.

Plus there was no towel to dry my face on, so I had to wait for it to dry.

Vair tedious, I'll tell you.

When I got back, Jazzy had moved next to my mutti and Libbs was torturing the captain with her fwiends Scuba Diving Barbie and Sandra.

God help us all.

1 minute later

That cheeky cat! Dave has layed across mine, Jas's and Libbs seats.

"Get off my seat you cheeky cat!"

"But Kittykat! This biscuit needs his beauty sleep"

"Do it on your own seat then!"

"Can't Mutti and Vati are asleep there"

"And?"

"Do you want me to catch their old loon disease?"

"Yes."

"That hurt Kittykat."

"Dave! Please move!"

"All you had to say was please" He said tutting at me.

God, if you counted the amount I got tutted at was money, I would be vair rich.

He got up and walked out into the aisle.

Thank you Baby J.

I sat down in Jas's space next to the window so I could try and see Hamburger a gogo land.

1 minute later

Cheeky cat!

Once I sat down, Dave walked over put his head on my lap and layed on the other two seats.

"Er Mr Laughy Man, what do you think you're doing?"

"Laying down" he said with his eyes closed.

"Why have you got your head on my lap?"

"Would you rather them on your nungas? Just embrace the Pants Kittykat"

Boys are so vair strange.

I couldn't be bothered to argue with him anymore, and ignored him to look out the window.

Half an hour later

Vair bored. All Dave is doing is sleeping.

How selfish is that?

Leaving me to ramble to myself.

Vair selfish if you didn't know

He looks vair cute when he is sleeping though.

No! Don't think that brain!

This trip is supposed to be about Masimo.

10 minutes later

Gott in himmel! Dave is talking in his sleep.

But what he is saying is vair sending me on a camel to shocked ville.

"I lurrvee you Sex Kitty"

Ohmygiddygodspyjamas!

Dave LURVES me?

Oh Baby J, why do you do this to me?

I'm going to feel tres awkward with him now.

If I didn't lurve the Lurve God, I would probably want to go out with him.

He is vair gorgey.

And funny.

And a laugh.

And understands my loon-ness.

No stop brain! You are not supposed to be thinking about Dave.

Touchdown

Dave finally woke up when the captain announced in a och land accent that we were starting our descent. Libbs came back and sat in between us.

She kept looking at me then Dave and saying:

"Naaiiccee"

She is such a loon. Nothing like me.

Dave looked at me, tres freaked out by Libby.

She was trying to make him "snoggle" Scuba Diving Barbie, and hit him around the head with her when he said no.

"Bad boy! Barbie lobes you!"

"You're the bad boy!"

"No you's are"

"You!"

"You!"

Fabby. Now I have to listen to Dave argue with my loon sister.

Baby J, please save me.

Memphis airport

Yeeeeeeeeeeees! Finally here!

Memphis, make way! The good people of Billy Shakespeare are here to educate you all!

Dave and his family got off with us, as his vati, my vati and Uncle Eddie have become bestest pallies.

Fabby.

Me and Jas did a triumphant inferno dance which Dave joined in with, adding his own Dave moves as he called it.

Good grief.

In our rental car

What sane person would let my vati drive?

Well it was a Hamburger a gogo chap so not very sane. (A/N no offense to American people, it's just what Gee's feelings towards Hamburgese people is like)

Especially as he was wearing a cowboy hat.

And had a moustache.

10 minutes later

Marvy. Now my vair sophis uncle and father are yelling howdy out the window.

I'm hoping someone arrests them.

See when i shout howdy its vair mature and sophis when they shout it its elderly loon-ish.

Gott in himmel. It's hard being the smartest person here.

Hotel - 5:00pm

Finally here after a gazillion years of Vati's driving, we finally hitched up at the hotel.

This is more like it.

Its vair big.

They even have someone who takes your luggage up for you.

Fab!

30 minutes later

Me and Jas have finally got to our room after being dragged by Mutti around the hotel, then we had to "save" Scuba Diving Barbie from the pool because Libbs was screaming vair loud.

As we were fiddling around with the key thing someone came up poked my sides.

I jumped like ten feet in the air.

I turned around to see Dave pissing himself laughing.

Oh fabby. Don't tell me he's staying in this hotel too?

"Jas, Gee say hello to your neighbour, me!"

"Dave, are you stalking me?"

"No Kittykat, you loon. My vati booked this hotel, because its where most of the people attending the convention are staying.

"Oh" Oh? That's the best you can come up with brain?

"Oh indeed. See ya tomorrow ladeez, remember bikinis are always the best thing to wear." He grinned and walked into his room which was down the hall from ours.

Fabby.


A/N I know not much happened in this chapter, but there should be more in the next one. I hope you liked it anyways :)