The Guide to a Cold-Hearted bastard: Neji Hyuga

- How to Befriend a cold-hearted bastard: First Impressions

This is the most crucial thing in attempting to befriend a cold-hearted bastard. For when they say, first impressions are important, in this case they are the most important. This sets up how you'll be perceived by Neji. Let's show some examples….

Bad Example-

"YES!!!!" a boy said, "I AM YOUR NEW TEAM MATE! LET'S BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!!!"

If you haven't guessed by now, that was Lee. Now let's point off things that he did wrong.

1) he was screaming. A big no no, when talking or even associating Neji in general. This will put you on the annoying/retarded list.

2) Lee commanded Neji to be best of friends…never command Neji. That will get you injured into the next century.

3) Never say the word "friends" to his face, unless your 100 positive that you're on good terms. Neji doesn't "do" friends…until you're on good terms, you're strictly an acquaintance.

Another Bad Example-

"Hyuga"

"Uchiha"

glare

glare

"Prepare to get your butt kicked"

"You should be watching out for yourself."

For all you psychics out there, this was Sasuke Uchiha. Note: If glaring ever occurs, it is not good symbol. Get out of there PRONTO!!

1) Never threaten Neji. You'll end up in the hospital for a while…about 3 months.

2) If you say to Neji, "You'll get your butt kicked," you'll be getting your butt kicked.

On second thought…there have never been any "good" first impressions with Neji. Want to know how my first meeting with Neji went? Here's how it went.

First day of Academy:

"Are you a panda?" Little ol' me with buns in my hair, being teased by Neji…

"No, are you a girl?" I got a glare in return. Note for those of you writing these down; never call him a girl, or feminine or anything like it.

That was such a deep first meeting…it was like fate was at work. From that day on, Neji would either pick on me or ignore me to death. So for those of you hoping to make a good first impression, Good luck…and if you ever figure out the answer…tell me.

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