Golden Sun: The Untold Story Act II

Dislaimer:We don't own Golden Sun.

Isaac, Garet, Ivan, and Mia entered Dailia, to find it a wreck. Water was everywhere--the place looked like it had been hit by a tidal wave. (Which, of course, it had, but they don't know that.)

"Well, we're here," said Mia, looking around. "What happened to this place?" She looked at the water pooling everywhere.
"A giant sea monster had its revenge and wrecked the town!" exclaimed Garet evilly. "Mwahahaha!" Everyone stared at him in in disbelief and bafflement. "Okay, so maybe not."

"I thought I was the evil one here," said Ivan. The others continued to stare at Garet.

Mia walked over to Ivan. "It's a wonder he passed pre-k," she whispered. Ivan shrugged indifferently.

"Whaaaatever. What are we supposed to do in this dump anyway?" In answer, Isaac pointed to the weapons and armor stalls.

Garet started hopping up and down like a hyperactive little kid. Excitedly, he said, "Lets, lyk, go nd lyk, get some new, lyk ,weapens!" Isaac shook his head slowly and sighed. No doubt he was wondering how he became friends with Garet in the first place. Maybe he was smarter back then. Just maybe.

"...", Isaac said (How you say '...' is stilla mystery, but oh well).

Garet became very angry when he figured out what Isaac was saying to him. " I sound like a teenage girl? Isaac! Ur so meen! I do not sound like a teenage girl!"

Isaac's remark had, needless to say, very much offended Mia. "Excuse me? I am a teenage girl!" She glared venomously at Isaac. Isaac felt something very bad was coming.

Ivan, however, had no idea what was going on with the others. He walked over to the stall, examining the weapons. "Well, I could maybe use a new wooden stick these blacksmiths call staffs. But on the other hand, I like these swords, too..." he said, to no one in particular. Mia caught up wth him.

"Yeah, I guess I could, too..." Mia said, more to herself than to Ivan, because Ivan, as usual, wasn't listening. Once again, she glared at Isaac. Isaac shuddered.

Ivan, meanwhile, still was clueless about the whole argument. "Artifacts, puleez," he said to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper brought out his rarest weapons. So that's why all the good weapons are gone by the time Felix and company get there...these guys took them.

Mia bent over an Angelic Ankh. An idea came into her head. "I'll take this one, please," she told the shopkeeper politely, paying him. Isaac watched from a safe distance. Was it just him, or was Mia's sudden good mood very suspicious?

"I'll take this Assasin Blade," Ivan said, with an evil grin. Nobody paid much attention to his evil grin. After all, Ivan was evil. Evil grins were to be expected.

Now Garet placed his and Isaac's order. Thankfully, this time he remembered what they wanted. "My freind their wants a long sword, and I want, lyk, a broad ax! Thanx vry much," Garet said. However, he had to repeat it several times before the shopkeeper finally the meaning of Garet's gibberish.

"..." said Ivan, shaking his head. He seemed dazed by Garet's horrible spelling.

"Ivan, are you trying to take Isaac's throne as the King of the Dots?" Mia said, strangely cheerful. Ivan snapped out of his daze.

"No. I'm sorry Isaac, I just had no idea what to say about Garet's spelling..." Isaac nodded and smiled, which Ivan took to be an 'It's okay'.

"...," said Isaac. He glanced at Mia, who seemed very happy. A little too happy. Mia caught his glance and smiled malovently at him.

"Oh,don't think I've forgotten about you..." she snarled. She then whacked him on the head with her new ankh. Isaac slumped to the ground. Ivan and Garet gulped.

"Note to self: Try very, very, hard not to get Mia mad," said Ivan nervously.