A shared pain between fox and snake
Chapter 2
Mizuki Touji was furious his plan was simple and perfect have a couple drunks come up and "kill" the fox brat when in truth he would just use a replacement jutsu to get the brat and then he would just need to deliver the damn fox to Orochimaru to attain his ultimate power but that damn snake bitch had saved him.
She would have to die.
She will die.
Soon
6 years later
"Naruto Mitarashi your turn." Iruka was happy so far there had not been any failures and now one of his top students was going to go above and beyond expectations again.
"Now you just need to make 3 clones."
"Do I have to do the academy based clones?" no way.
"Well no they don't have to be academy based." there is just no way.
"Okay." Naruto rose his hands put his hands together to make a cross and three perfect shadow clones appeared behind him ...way.
"Congratulations Naruto you pass and welcome to the rank of ninja." Iruka could not keep the note of disbelief out of his voice as he approached the young man before him the kid was smiling like he had won the lottery but that smile faded when there was another puff of smoke and Anko Mitarashi special Jonin and adoptive sister of Naruto Mitarashi appeared behind him.
"What are you doing here sis?"
"well remember how I promised you could wear your own custom outfit when you graduated finally I can present you with these." as she held up a black trench coat that had an opening at the front that would stop just above the knees a fish net shirt and black pants with kunai holsters attached to both legs.
"Wow than-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. "Both teachers present sweat dropped and averted their eyes as Anko Mitarashi pulled another impulsive move of stripping her brother of his clothing and trying to force him into the presents she bought him.
"Cut it out." off came the jumper.
"Quit struggling." next the pants.
"Who said you could take off my pants."
"Are you shy? How cute." one leg then the other.
"It's not about being shy it's about being stripped in front of my teachers you crazy bitch oops." the tension skyrocketed Naruto paled and Anko drew out a kunai her voice covered in malice.
"what did you call me?" but she was talking to thin air as Naruto ran out the exam room through the classroom with all the other students with only black pants on making a certain Hyuuga heiress faint and many other kunoichi to blush but two certain kunoichi just threw books and chairs at the young man one kunoichi with pink hair screaming.
"Learn to wear a shirt idiot." her fellow kunoichi with blonde hair yelling.
"Stop trying to impress us pervert." but these two were the least of Naruto's worries as he ran dodging kunai snakes and paper bombs all the while screaming I'm sorry it would be many hours before Anko finally caught him and by then they were both out in the forest by a strange shack.
"I think you have learned your lesson." muttered Anko as she cut Naruto down from the rabbit snare she had caught him in.
"Hey where is my coat its bloody freezing out here?"
"Oh that's back in the classroom." or so they had thought until the coat floated down by a tree Naruto pounced.
"Thank you god." he never heard the explosive tag burning before it went off.
It was hidden in the collar whoever wore it died.
"Ha now that was easier than I thought it would be." Mizuki stood there triumph evident on his face Anko merely fell to her knees shock evident on hers.
"Why didn't you use a contact poison?"She asked grabbing at the fragments of the coat
"You would have preferred he died slowly wow you really are sadistic."
"Bastard if you had used a contact poison I could have washed it right out but oh no you had to do the old "blow you head off gag."
"That hurts sis what if that was the real Me." came Naruto's voice from the treetops.
"Well then I would have had to change my training regime so that you don't make the same mistake again." Mizuki was panicking he was sure the kid was dead.
"this is impossible there were 3 explosive tags in that collar there was no way you could survive this is your doing you witch." he drew and threw a shuriken from his back straight at Anko but this was intercepted by a small figure dressed in a black trench coat and pants only a fishnet shirt under the coat the figures cerulean eyes were cold and emotionless.
"Hey Mizuki ever heard of the sound shuffle you make the enemy watch one hand." he held up the shuriken "while the trick is in the other" he waved a hand and behind every branch and tree every hiding spot appeared a Naruto clone with a kunai in hand.
"you might as well give up now Mizuki we have had you under surveillance for a long time your last mission just didn't add up also the voodoo dolls of Naruto didn't help your case especially with your ahem explicit choice of attack."
"FUCK YOU." Mizuki snapped pulling the remaining 2 shuriken from his back and threw them at the siblings both curling between the shuriken till they were back to back Naruto spoke first.
"If I get him to break in 5 minutes than you buy me lunch at Ichiraku"
"No no way i learned my lesson last time break him and I teach you how to do the hidden snake hands deal?"
"deal." this conversation all passed before the blades passed their bodies but the weapons were interrupted in their flight by a pair of small hands that with strength that bellied their size launched the shuriken back at Mizuki crossing in front of each other just once before Mizuki suddenly he was pulled back by the invisible ninja wires and tied to the tree directly behind him.
"So then Mizuki do you want to cooperate and tell me why you did all this or are you going to be difficult?"
"Go ahead and try." but he began to regret his decision when Naruto pulled out his "equipment".
4 minutes later.
"Okay just no more" Mizuki panted as Naruto continued to walk around him.
"are you sure I haven' even got to these yet?" he held up a small avocado like tool with a grip attachment" but Mizuki's eyes only widened and he took a deep breath.
"iplannedtokillyousothaticould-"
"Okay Mizuki either slow down or I will use these little guys." as he held up the device twisting the grip forcing the "avocado" to expand.
"I planned to kill you and your bitch of a sister-"he was stopped there with an ear-splitting scream as the "bitch of a sister" gripped his balls with extreme force.
"What did you call me?" Anko asked applying extra force dogs in the area would tell the local Inuzuka youths of the mighty screamer for years to come.
"Anko please if you break his balls he will be too traumatised to talk just wait for a bit?" she released him he breathed and continued.
"I planned to kill you and your sister use the dead soul jutsu on your bodies have them steal the forbidden scroll later I would destroy your bodies so I can get away scot free okay now just get that thing away from me."
"okay then I think we have heard everything we need to hear." came a voice from above them as a young man jumped down from the treetops his striking silver hair clashing with his standard Jonin outfit but his most outlandish feature was his face which was covered with his headband and a simple black mask the siblings reacted differently the older blushed and the younger's mind went into overdrive.
"Yo Kakashi what are you doing out here."
"I heard an explosion not to mention the screaming Mizuki made earlier and I decided to come and investigate."
"Are you sure you weren't just worried about Anko? Ooh smells like love Kakashi and Anko sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n_"WHACK many ninja in the leaf village swore that night that they saw a small comet that sounded like it was screaming "GEEEEEEE"
