Gran Pulse

As Snow, Hope and Sazh walked back to their camp in Vallis Media, the older two noticed the Lemon Moon was out.

"Hey guys, why's the moon yellow and shaped like a lemon? I've never seen that before.", Hope inquired.

The purge must've happened before he got to learn about the Lemon Moon, Snow thought.

As Sazh gave Snow the "well-it-won't-hurt-to-let-him-know" look, they both decided to tell the young boy in tandem with each other.

"Well, you see Hope, there comes a time that comes only once every 10,000,000 years, a time where women become controlled by the moon because of a curse placed on it by the Kings of Heaven and Hell.", Snow explained.

"And when that time comes, any woman who sees this said moon becomes possessed due to a spike in their hormones.", Sazh continued.

"What do you mean by a 'spike in their hormones'?", Hope asked, still oblivious to what they were getting at.

"You know when you used to have a crush on Light and every time you saw her you felt really hot? About 3 times that.", said Snow, laughing along with Sazh when they saw the look on his face.

"Shut it, Snow! Nobody else was supposed to know about that!", Hope yelled.

"Too late for that.", Sazh muttered.

At that, they both started laughing even harder at how much Hope thought he was hiding, making him even more confused.

"Whatever, let's just get back on topic.", Hope said, with an embarrassed look on his face.

"So what does this have to do with us?"

"Well, we made sure that we exhausted the hell out of Light, Serah, Fang and Vanille so they wouldn't see it. But even then, it's only 5.", Snow said with a troubled face.

"Yeah, we'd best be getting back, just to make sure.", Sazh explained.

As they ran back, the information that Sora had unknowingly leaked his female friends was being uploaded to the network in which all females were subconsciously connected to.

When they arrived, however, the women were nowhere to be found.

"Oh man, some idiot must've let a girl in on the Lemon Moon!", Snow exclaimed.

"Sazh, go connect to the BNS and see if you can hack the GNS."

"On it."

"Hope, go batten down the hatches!"

Hope just stood there like an idiot.

"Well, what the hell are you standing there for? Move it, small fry!", Snow yelled.

Snow summoned his twins to help the boy.

"Here, these two will help you with whatever you need help with. Now go!", he commanded.

Hope then had a bright idea.

"Shiva, Nix, I want you both to make 5 ice clones to lock the openings all over the base."

Snow smiled to himself as the icy duo split up into 5 clones, each going off to shut the openings, thinking that he finally used his brain for once.

As the place was secured, Sazh finally hacked into the Girls Network System, using the Boys Network System's hacking device.

"Snow, it seems a boy named Sora Kyuga tipped off a few of his female friends, not knowing what the consequences were.", Sazh informed them.

"Well, can you stop the flow of information?", Snow asked.

"The progress bar that is synced to the flow of information says..." He pauses for a moment as what he sees frightens him. "...100%. We're too late, Snow."

"Kuso!", Snow yelled. "Well, there's only one thing left to do. We have to give in.", Snow sighed.

"So all of that was for nothing?", Hope said with a tone of defeat.

"Look, there's nothing we can do, ok? We're the only base in all the worlds that can stop this, and we failed. The last resort is to help the girls, and the only way to do that, is to give up." Sazh said.

So they went to go and unseal the base, and as the last one opened, they met face to face with...nothing.

Snow was bewildered as he turned around and said, "What the hell? I swear we would've seen the girls by now. Am I right, Sazh?"

As both Sazh and Hope stared at them, standing directly behind him.

"They're right behind me, huh?", Snow said with a crooked smile on his face.

As he turned around, he saw what was making the guys stare so hard.

The girls were standing with their hands on their hips, tilting their heads ever so slightly, had seductive smiles on their faces, and to top it off, had their clothes ripped so it revealed almost everything with the exception of their chest and nether regions.

"Like what you see, boys?", Light said in a flirty tone.

"Well that's an easy one! Just look at the tents on their pants!", Fang said, making everyone laugh.

The guys gave them a half-baked laugh, trying to stall for time.

"What do we do now, guys?", Hope asked.

"We do this.", said Snow, as he, along with Sazh, started to strip their clothes till they were nude, Sazh holding the record with a 6- inch, while Snow sported a 5-inch.

"What the-you know what, fuck it." Hope gave up any chance of resisting, as he started to strip down himself, being somewhere between Sazh and Snow.

As Fang and Vanille ran over to Sazh, and Serah ran to Snow, Hope was left staring at a 3/4 naked Claire 'Lightning' Farron (you can best believe he got hard just from looking at her).

"Alright then, baby boy, I know you've been waiting for this for a long time.", said Light as she sexily sauntered over to Hope, while he thought about what she just said.

Damn, she knew about it too? That's definitely the last time I try to hide something from these guys. My idiot friends back in New Bodhum, though...

The three groups then teleported themselves to the apartments given to them for saving Cocoon from crashing into Gran Pulse, which were located on floating platforms elevated a little bit above New Bodhum, a city that seemed to match the look of Eden back when Cocoon was still floating. Each group took one room on the top floor, each room containing a huge glass pane that allowed residents within the top floor rooms to see all of New Bodhum. As the newly formed parties entered their respective rooms, only one thing entered their minds; this night was about to become a universe-wide fuckfest.