Alucard loved being a vampire.

He really did.

The blood, the gore, immortality, hot chicks, perfect figure... What wasn't there to love? Eternal damnation, oh well, he impaled people; he was damned before he changed. Eternal servitude? Well, those bullets did sting, but he was never bored.

But life got really good when he changed her.

Police girl: big breasts, hourglass figure, nice arse, and a natural blond.

Yes, Alucard loved being a vampire.

The whole- can-hide-in-shadows-why-you-shower-and can-see-through-you-clothes-thing was just icing on the cake.

And people wondered why he smiled.

Next time, On Hellsing Secrets, Is Walter a boxers or briefs man?