"You sure we're doing this now, dude? We could be having some SERIOUS fun with Silly String right now..." said Soos, nervously. "And um... I don't know what's gonna happen with just the two of us in Gravity Falls woods, I... I mean Bigfoot can come out from nowhere or something..."

"Relax, relax!" said Dipper, with a light on the bottom of his cap to reveal the invisible ink in the book. "Don't worry, the ink says all these spells are not harmful, that is... I think that's what it says... Plus, you don't have to stand still, its fine."

"Dude, I'm not standing still on purpose. It's that paralysis spell dude!" replied Soos awkwardly.

"...What paralysis spell? I haven't put any spell on you yet." said Dipper, slightly confused.

"Oh." said Soos, afterwards changing his position. After a short pause Dipper said; "So, not-harmful Spell no.1!"

"Faciam vos eaque quattuor... aeta...tem annos! Ne cures, non dolore tantum... sonant AURES!"

Suddenly, a puff of smoke came from the book, and both Soos and Dipper coughed as the smoke went in their lungs, knocking them out.

"Dipper! Dipper! Oh no, I can't believe it- look! Dipper!" called Soos.

Immediately, Dipper awoke with a slight ringing in his ears. "W... What's the problem!?"

"I have a beard!" exclaimed Soos. Dipper rubbed his eyes and saw indeed, Soos had a dark beard and moustache combo, and he looked overwhelmed with joy. Oddly, Soos had slightly more hair too.

"Oh, I thought it was the apocalypse..." said Dipper. "Anyway what happened, apart from you getting a better beard?"

"Nothing much, you said the spell, smoke came from the book, I awoke and I had this AWESOME BEARD and you seemed to age 4 years."

"Wait, WHAT!?" exclaimed Dipper. The ringing in his ears stopped and he realized his voice was much deeper. He got up, and found he was taller, almost as tall as Soos. His arms were slightly more muscular, his head was slightly longer, and there were a few small spots on his face.

"Oh my Gosh!" he exclaimed once again. "S...Soos, I'm guessing you're 4 years older too..."

"Woo!" said Soos. "I'm happy as long as I have beardy..." He then stroke his beard in awe. "Wait a second- that means you" he then interupted.

"Wait!" continued Dipper. "Gosh! Now I'm 4 years older I can be with Wendy!"

"No!" said Soos. "It means I missed 4 birthday parties! I need to tell my granny to order 4 birthday cakes!"

"Soos!" called Dipper, as Soos ran away towards his Granny's house.

Dipper then smiled, fist pumped in the air, picked up the book that was on the ground, and ran away in the opposite direction., ignoring the list of things on the opposite page in the book, entitled; 'Side Effects of this Spell'...