I made this when I was really bored one day so forgive the weirdness. I tend to write weird stuff when bored…

Disclaimers: I don't own NARUTO and I never will…..go to my emo corner and cry


There once was a king named Sasuke. King Sasuke loved the king of the neighboring kingdom, King Naruto. And the trouble is, King Sasuke did not govern at all. Everyday, he would be absorbed in fantasies of Naruto.

One day, king Sasuke sat on his throne and said "If everyone in the land was Naruto, then I would govern." Then a person that looked really similar to Kiba yelled out "GOOD FOR NOTHING GAY KING!!!" A few minutes after that, oh so joyous comment, the guy that looked really similar to Kiba, head was decapitated.

Then one day, an angel that was wearing a headband over one eye that says 'Angel' and a mask with silver colored hair, appear before King Sasuke. (I'll give you a SasuNaru plushy if you can figure out who I'm talking about XD)

"If you like Naruto that much," he says, "I will make it so that everything and everyone you touch will turn into Naruto."

"Really?" was King Sasuke's respond. The 'Angel' nodded.

"Then make it so," King Sasuke commended. With a wave of his hand, the 'Angel", or so to say, granted King Sasuke that ability.

After the 'Angel' left, King Sasuke got a really mischievous look on his face. He grinned. And then you know what happened…?

"POOOOOOOF!"

"WHOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!!" King Sasuke stood amazed in his chibi form. The power that the 'Angel' gave him did work…………but it was only a doll….


A/N: Didn't expect that did 'cha? Guess not. Anyway, randomness is fun